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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 14h

Today I broke a tooth on 7-11 pizza and the sole came unglued from my shoe. Hopefully bad things don't come in threes.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Richard Harrison died today. You may know him from a lot of really bad 70's and 80's movies, and notably, this www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoJ3...

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Best Movie Ending Ever

YouTube video by Slaymark

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Once a year I create a new email account and contact customer service at condom brands asking if they are loose fitting for fashion reasons. Always a joy to read the responses.

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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

So Masato Kato, script writer and story planner on Crono Trigger, is involved in a new game, Another Eden Begins. It has time travel, multiple endings, and this guy, who is named Cyrus, the same name as Glenn (Frog's) friend in Crono Trigger. There is no 🤔 large enough for how I feel about this.

A character who looks like Frog, from Crono Trigger

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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

8 bucks for that? They better give me a reach around if they're gonna fuck me that hard.

A peanut butter and jelly sandwich, the spread is thin. It is 8 dollars

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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Kansas City Post July 26,1915

P1- MR. TRUE IS AT THE POLICE STATION, STANDING BEFORE THE MAGISTRATE
MAGISTRATE :YOU ARE FINED $50. FOR ASSAULTING AN OFFICER.

WE CAN SEE THE OFFICER STANDING TO THE LEFT IN THE PANEL, HE HAS A BLACK EYE

P2- MR. TRUE IS LEAVING THE POLICE STATION
MR. TRUE: IT WAS WORTH THE MONEY!
ANY OFFICER THAT GETS ABUSIVE TO NEWSBOYS AND PEDDLERS AIN'T FIT FOR THE FORCE.

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erratrix or treats @chiptune.gay · 05/09/2026

wonder how she's doing now

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KAMALA NATION @kamalanation.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Today's jam is dedicated to Milo and those gullible farmers who regret voting for Mango Mussolini :

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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

My SIL is teaching remotely at a school in southern Illinois and I was not ready to learn about the mascot

A mascot painted on the wall of a high school. It says “cornjerkers” and the mascot is an awful ear of corn with brown hair holding a football and kicking, I want to say, a soccer ball.

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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

in the academic community I'm known as Juglans regia, because every nut is a wall nut.

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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Shoot a billionaire. For legal reasons: “a billionaire” is what I call heroin.

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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Used to run this with Sedge Troll when Destroy and Bury were separate things. Also fun fact: If you have a Darksteel Forge, you can use this every turn for the rest of the game, because it doesn't require you to sacrifice it.

Nevinyrral's Disk enters the battlefield tapped.
1, T: Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and enchantments.

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👻 Joe P EtherReal👻 @joepreal.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

6PM EST, we're back with Mega Knockdown for the Trans Lifeline! One of the driving force Indie Fighting Games that's also TURN BASED. Follow them here: @megaknockdown.com Check out the game on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/1492750/...

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Mega Knockdown on Steam

A fighting game where the action only moves when you do. Plan your next move, then strike, evade and punish! Knock 'em down and press the advantage! Fight colorful hand-drawn characters, and challenge...

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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

this rubiks cube shit is easy.

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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Oh man what would I do without the ability to create a picture of Ronald McDonald Trump in seconds with Claude or whatever rather then minutes with photoshop

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Richard @sirlariato.northsky.social · 30/07/2026

Terry Funk's story about the Insane Clown Posse, after they used pirated Japanese wrestling footage from Funk's stint in IWA-Japan for their legendary 'Stranglemania' tapes 🤼

And so the Insane Clown Posse came into the house, and Vicki had some chili cooked up. They sat down and ate a bowl of chili apiece and talked to me. They said they were sorry if I was upset over what they had said on that tape, and we buried the hatchet.
Then Violent Jay said, "Terry, we want to leave you some money for using that tape of you."
I said, "No, no, don't do that!"
"Yes, Terry, we're going to leave it under this jar, on this counter here!"
I kept telling them not to, but I walked into the next room before them.
They followed me in, and told me they had to go. We said our goodbyes, and the Insane Clown Posse drove off in their bus.
And I walked back into the other room, to get the money I knew they'd left. I have to tell you, I was excited. I was thinking, "Oh boy, I bet they left me twenty bucks, or maybe even forty," which would have just tickled me pink. I thought I'd have enough to pay for the chili, at least, and so I was really happy at the notion of having twenty bucks.
I went in there, lifted up the jar...and there was four thousand dollars there!
And so let me tell you people something right now - I love the Insane Clown Posse! The next retirement match I have, they're going to be in the semi-final! They're the greatest band in the world, and I have all their records. Haven't got around to listening to the yet, but I have them here somewhere.

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Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Everyone loves the cyclops Polyphemus and his famous defining feature: two eyes

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Jul 24
Amazing scene from The Odyssey recreated with AI.

The monster is speared in eye and looks incredible.

Scene shows a giant with two eyes

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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

They keep telling me media literacy is dead but then I see videos like this and I know it jot to be true

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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Not to anthropomorphize AI too much but: If I got a pet dog and it randomly bit someone, what happens? Well logically: I get sued for damages. I should have known the risks and trained my dog better.

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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Lot of bots today for some AI bullshit. It's fairly easy to spot when every single one of them has a pinned comment to one lead bot guy. Like c'mon. Day one shit.

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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 15/07/2026