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helo. If you follow me I'll probably follow you back unless you post a lot of boobs, weiners, have a weirdly high follow count, or post stuff in languages I don't know. I stream too. www.twitch.tv/sternutator

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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 14h
If people could get money from crappy food that easily Taco Bell would've been out of business years ago. Amusingly enough I got a new pair of shoes last X-mas that have been sitting in the box because the ones that just failed were still pretty good at the time. Time to break those in I guess!
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 16h
Today I broke a tooth on 7-11 pizza and the sole came unglued from my shoe. Hopefully bad things don't come in threes.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 16h
I got a bit motion sick in a EV once... because dude couldn't brake smoothly to save his life, and was riding that shit, so I was constantly jerking back and forth. Only uber I've given a low rating to
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You know what's funny, trying to both sides Biden and Trump when Trump is responsible for... *waves hand broadly*
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
mans really thinks no one can own a playstation and a xbox at the same time
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Actor Dennis Haskins, best known as Principal Richard Belding on “Saved by the Bell,” has died at 75
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Chattanooga native Dennis Haskins, 'Saved by the Bell' principal, dies at 75
Chattanooga native and actor Dennis Haskins, best known as Principal Richard Belding on “Saved by the Bell,” has died at age 75, according to his friend and car
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you've finished five you're beating half the U.S. population.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jesus saying, "Get ready to recieve some holy spirit"
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Grokipedia says it's both ok, and to, and I quote, "quit being a soyboy about it"
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If my dog gets out and bites someone I'm going to claim it went rogue. This will clearly absolve me of criminal responsibility.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Resting Magnum face... or maybe Blue Steel.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sexy vampires make more money then sexy robots.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes, and I follow @kayin.moe who created it, and who is generally pretty cool.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is Rumble giving them a gigantic bag with a $ symbol on it? Not really seeing a rationale beyond that, because lord knows Youtube has far more eyes on it.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Richard Harrison died today. You may know him from a lot of really bad 70's and 80's movies, and notably, this www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoJ3...
youtube.com
Best Movie Ending Ever
YouTube video by Slaymark
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Considering how often he's torn his quads we will likely still have transportation issues.
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The Taco Bell bell @thetacobellbell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BONG
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ill tell you what we're doin WE ARE BULLSHIT BLAZING STILL OUR HEART IS BLAZING
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sounds like you remember the 21st day of september youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk
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Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Based on name thought they were female, though WWE's Chyna may have contributed to that thought.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Owned by Amazon. Some folks want to unlink their lives from that sort of thing.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Many culture have their cultures version of *thing* Pupusas are smallish dough-wrapped stuff like a pierogi... or dumpling... or samosas... or bao... or gyoza... or pelmeni... or a corndog if you wanna get really weird with it
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Got in right at opening and loaded down.
Several books. "War with the Newts", "Visual Guide to Lockpicking", "A Natural History of Empty Lots", "Trust Me I'm Lying", "A Generation of Sociopaths", "Strange Houses", "The Devil in the Kitchen", and "A Libertarian Walks Into a Bear"
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Clearly the woke left started in 1964 with the uhh... civil rights act, which is when Strom Thurmond switched from D to R and stayed there from 64 to 2003 when he died at 101.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democratic advisors with their fingers far from the pulse of the average citizen, and buried up their own buttholes
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
HomerWorstSoFar.png
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
its funny how blood of the dawnwalkersmost popular mod gets rid of the timer by tripling it
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jessies breastplate annoys me. Breastplates are normally made to deflect slashy and smashy bits outward. Putting boobs on it helps to deflect inward. I very much want the slashy and stabby away from my heart and lungs
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Once a year I create a new email account and contact customer service at condom brands asking if they are loose fitting for fashion reasons. Always a joy to read the responses.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Pros vs. Joes was cinema. www.theringer.com/2021/06/17/t...
theringer.com
“Violently Stupid and Insane”: The Oral History of ‘Pros vs. Joes’
Fifteen years ago, Spike TV launched the ultimate fantasy: a show in which amateurs could compete against sports legends. The final result was as absurd as the premise. Now, as the creators try to reb...
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
in light of (other) recent news
static.klipy.com
Howling Music: Dog Plays Piano
ALT: Howling Music: Dog Plays Piano
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
static.klipy.com
How Do I Turn It Off? - Catiosaurus
ALT: How Do I Turn It Off? - Catiosaurus
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
damn even ms. rachel shitting on edjamin sheeranyahu now
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Would I have found out about Another Eden Begins without it? No. Which would be kind of sad because of just how much it cribs from Crono Trigger, like the frog swordsman. store.steampowered.com/app/4163960/...
store.steampowered.com
Another Eden Begins on Steam
Embark on a time-traveling RPG adventure featuring command battles presented by Masato Kato, creator of numerous RPG classics. With New Game+, embark on a new adventure with your upgraded characters a...
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So Masato Kato, script writer and story planner on Crono Trigger, is involved in a new game, Another Eden Begins. It has time travel, multiple endings, and this guy, who is named Cyrus, the same name as Glenn (Frog's) friend in Crono Trigger. There is no 🤔 large enough for how I feel about this.
A character who looks like Frog, from Crono Trigger
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There's no neutral on a moving train.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yeah they added a bougie self serve cafe to my building to replace the non-bougie one, so now instead of a couple bucks for a soda and a candy bar it's like 20 bucks for probiotic soda and artisan chocolate hand milled in Colombia or whatever.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Edjamin Sheerenyahu decries both sides, the Israelis for bombing children and the Palestinean children for attacking those poor defenseless bombs with their faces.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Edjamin Sheeranyahu
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
From "Hidden Pictures" by Rekulak
A passage from a book with the phrase "As a gift to myself, I open a subscription to the Hallmark Channel so I can stream unlimited romances for $5.99 a month, and they're the perfect way to unwind at the end of the night"
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My power fantasy is to be a good person and help people. And also two chicks at the same time.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
8 bucks for that? They better give me a reach around if they're gonna fuck me that hard.
A peanut butter and jelly sandwich, the spread is thin. It is 8 dollars
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Right down to the boiler room, express route
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Agreed, buuuuuuuut the robber barons got their fair share of criticism for their image repair philanthropy too. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnegi...
en.wikipedia.org
Carnegie library - Wikipedia
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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Kansas City Post July 26,1915
P1- MR. TRUE IS AT THE POLICE STATION, STANDING BEFORE THE MAGISTRATE 
MAGISTRATE :YOU ARE FINED $50. FOR ASSAULTING AN OFFICER.

WE CAN SEE THE OFFICER STANDING TO THE LEFT IN THE PANEL, HE HAS A BLACK EYE

P2- MR. TRUE IS LEAVING THE POLICE STATION 
MR. TRUE: IT WAS WORTH THE MONEY!
ANY OFFICER THAT GETS ABUSIVE TO NEWSBOYS AND PEDDLERS AIN'T FIT FOR THE FORCE.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The ring works on temptation/ambition which means the more modest and humble the character is, the tougher corrupting them would be. To wit: It tried to tempt Sam with a worldwide garden, because his ambition was to work in his garden. He laughed at the idea. So Buddha, Steve Rogers, or Supes.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"Hold up, the machine you were raging against... was conservatism??? I thought we were cool bro!"
Tom Morello reacts to Paul Ryan citing Rage as his favorite band.

"Paul Ryan’s love of Rage Against the Machine is amusing, because he is the embodiment of the machine that our music has been raging against for two decades.

Don't mistake me, I clearly see that Ryan has a whole lotta "rage" in him: A rage against women, a rage against immigrants, a rage against workers, a rage against gays, a rage against the poor, a rage against the environment. Basically the only thing he's not raging against is the privileged elite he's groveling in front of for campaign contributions."
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Here's the thing: If y'all reply saying you hate this and it's stupid and why is it being reported on, you're still engaging with it and that is what Forbes wants. If they report Trump dyed his hair green and it gets no views, likes, comments, etc. they won't bother reporting about it anymore.
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