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helo. If you follow me I'll probably follow you back unless you post a lot of boobs, weiners, have a weirdly high follow count, or post stuff in languages I don't know. I stream too. www.twitch.tv/sternutator

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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jesus saying, "Get ready to recieve some holy spirit"
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Got in right at opening and loaded down.
Several books. "War with the Newts", "Visual Guide to Lockpicking", "A Natural History of Empty Lots", "Trust Me I'm Lying", "A Generation of Sociopaths", "Strange Houses", "The Devil in the Kitchen", and "A Libertarian Walks Into a Bear"
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So Masato Kato, script writer and story planner on Crono Trigger, is involved in a new game, Another Eden Begins. It has time travel, multiple endings, and this guy, who is named Cyrus, the same name as Glenn (Frog's) friend in Crono Trigger. There is no 🤔 large enough for how I feel about this.
A character who looks like Frog, from Crono Trigger
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
From "Hidden Pictures" by Rekulak
A passage from a book with the phrase "As a gift to myself, I open a subscription to the Hallmark Channel so I can stream unlimited romances for $5.99 a month, and they're the perfect way to unwind at the end of the night"
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
8 bucks for that? They better give me a reach around if they're gonna fuck me that hard.
A peanut butter and jelly sandwich, the spread is thin. It is 8 dollars
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"Hold up, the machine you were raging against... was conservatism??? I thought we were cool bro!"
Tom Morello reacts to Paul Ryan citing Rage as his favorite band.

"Paul Ryan’s love of Rage Against the Machine is amusing, because he is the embodiment of the machine that our music has been raging against for two decades.

Don't mistake me, I clearly see that Ryan has a whole lotta "rage" in him: A rage against women, a rage against immigrants, a rage against workers, a rage against gays, a rage against the poor, a rage against the environment. Basically the only thing he's not raging against is the privileged elite he's groveling in front of for campaign contributions."
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🤔
A screenshot from Steam that is says " [Recommending] Forza Horizon 6
Since you recently played RV There Yet?"
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Xandiloquence Bizarre the Ab3rd has shown me that there is no way the earth is made of cucumber, because it simply lacks the structural integrity.
The cover of the book "How to Make a Hat Entirely Out of Dried Cucumber Book 1" by Xandiloquence Bizarre the Ab3rd.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A odd but welcome problem to have
The two button decision meme, the buttons are labelled "Mariachi Legends" and "Pony Island 2", the man deciding is labelled "Me on April 27, 2027 deciding what to play first"
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Used to run this with Sedge Troll when Destroy and Bury were separate things. Also fun fact: If you have a Darksteel Forge, you can use this every turn for the rest of the game, because it doesn't require you to sacrifice it.
Nevinyrral's Disk enters the battlefield tapped.
1, T: Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and enchantments.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The autistic kids always existed, it's just if you go back far enough they ended out being shepherds and the like. Even further back you might have something like this...
Thrasyllos from the deme Aiksône endured an incredible and novel madness. For he left the city and went to the Peiraia and stayed there. He believed that all the ships that sailed in were his and he wrote down their names, checked the list when they left and rejoiced when they returned safely to the harbor again. He spent many years living with this sickness. When his brother returned from Sicily, he took him to a doctor for treatment and he freed him from that sickness. But he often remembered the avocation of his sickness and used to say that he was never as happy as when he took pleasure at the sight of ships that weren’t his returning safely.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You know he's legit because he's won the R.L. Stine Creative Writing Award three times(!!!)
A tweet from R.L. Stine that says "I am so honored to have won the R. L. Stine Creative Writing Award for the third year in a row. The award is given annually to an author named R. L. Stine."
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
And the absolute stinker Unicorn Overlord, which was famously so woke it absolutely ruined the company
A section from the Unicorn Overlord wikipedia page under the header 'Sales'

"Unicorn Overlord was in high demand in Japan, with retailers running short of physical copies during its week of release, selling over 74,000 copies across Switch and PlayStation platforms. In the United Kingdom, the game entered the top ten best-selling titles of the week, with most of its sales being for the Switch. In less than a month, physical shipments and digital sales had reached 500,000 copies worldwide, and reached one million by September."
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
this rubiks cube shit is easy.
A 1x1x1 Rubiks Cube
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A picture of a large highway with text overlayed on it. The text says "just one more lane bro. I promise bro just one more lane and it'll fix everything bro. bro. just one more lane. please just one more. one more lane and we can fix this whole problem bro. bro cmon just give me one more lane i promise bro. bro bro please i just need one more lane"
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A dead man with a reddish puddle by his feet with the text "BURY WITH MY BISQUE" above him.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"It fucking sucked"
A screenshot of a news article link titled "Grandfather tossed by Yellowstone bison speaks out"
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Text on image: "*Me recycling a bottle to take care of the planet* Infantino during the World Cup"

Image: A picture of all the plane trips Gianni Infantino, the president of FIFA, took during the world cup. There are a very large amount of them.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Picard with hair, as a screen test for TNG, for reference.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Following you on social media I know the reality is more like this
The gremlin on a leash meme. John is the gremlin. Krissy is holding the leash.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"Stop. My penis can only get so erect."
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Puzzle Compound and RV There Yet for me and the homies to play. If you have a coop buddy who also likes to big brain things, stuff like Escape Room Simulator (And its sequel.), and the We Were Here series are great and not too pricy at present.
5 games, Baby Steps, Puzzle Compound, RV There Yet, Librarian, and Motorslice
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
A 4chan green text.
"Pirate game. Delete it and download it again 9 more times. Company loses $600."
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
tfw I have a relevant Sunset Riders edit.
A dead man with a reddish puddle by his feet with the text "BURY WITH MY BISQUE" above him.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Evergreen
A skeleton doing a barbell squat. The overlaid text says "My body is a machine that turns 'Special promotion, 75% off' into 'playtime: 0 minutes'"
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
"I will buy this for my small child" - Not a single soul looking at the Lego Titanic I mean, even aside from the whole "Recommended for 18+" part.
A Lego Titanic, it is meant for age 18+ and is 680 dollars.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Today I learned: Street Fighter Online: Mouse Generation was a mouse controlled Street Fighter game played online. Barack Obama was a playable character. The game isn't canon though, so Barack Obama is not canon to the Street Fighter universe.
While Mouse Generation can arguably be considered a Street Fighter game (as the name would suggest), it is actually a crossover game (like X-Men vs. Street Fighter or Street Fighter X Tekken), and as such it is not canon to the Street Fighter universe. Barack Obama – A caricature of the United States president Barack Obama was made as Valentine's Day DLC for the game. He could perform several of Ryu's special moves, but always had a floating rectangular speech bubble follow him around. This fictionalised version of Barack Obama doesn't have any specific origin, so he was the second original character created for Street Fighter Online after Shin.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Evergreen
A tweet from The Economist. It says "Lenin died on this day in 1924. He dismised our newspaper as "a journal which speaks for British millionaires"
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Presented without context
A woman crushing something while saying "Everything is NTR's fault"
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Not a palette cleanser, but if you want to read other more recent dystopian stuff, give 'The Windup Girl' a looksee.
The cover of the book 'The Windup Girl'
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
In b4 complaints about the two party system, which is a whole 'nother rant.
Image titled "The Ratchet Effect", showing an image of a ratchet. "Liberals stop movement back to the left. Conservatives move everything to the right." Bottom text says "How things keep getting worse by voting for the same two parties."
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Y'all thought they was playin', they were not. To wit: Baki Rahen, Chapter 39
Panel 1- Yujiro says "If you two idiots're just gonna keep doing whatever you want like this, then...
Panel 2- Yujiro shouts "I'll rape the both of you!"Panel 1- Unknown voice says "Y-you don't mean... N-non consensual... se..."
Panel 2- Yujiro has his hands on top of Elom (Who is legally distinct from Elon Musk) and Trunp (Who is legally distinct from Donald Trump.) and says "Call your security in, too. 'More the merrier"
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Welp, gonna be a bit before my replacement copy of The Long When gets here, so reading "This Thing Between Us" in the mean time.
The book "This thing between us" by Gus Moreno
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
hahaha holy shit Itagaki self-inserted into a Baki manga (Baki Gaiden Doppo - Hitori Nomi Kui Aruki - Vol. 1 Ch. 3). Why he so jacked tho
The Augor, Keisuke Itagaki
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Relevant images
"All over the world, wherever there are capitalists, freedom of the press means freedom to buy up newspapers, to buy writers, to bribe, buy and fake public opinion for the benefit of the bourgeoisie." Vladimir LeninTwo screenshots of tweets from The Economist. The first screenshot says "Lenin Died on this day in 1924. He dismissed our newspaper as "a journal which speaks for British millionaires". The second screenshot says "What a third world war would mean for investors"
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
*Me pulling out the Air Bud rulebook* "Ain't no rules says a pencil can't be governor!"
Pencil's prospects- To state the obvious, Pencil will not be Oregon's next governor. The state's constitution contains no provision that allows an anthropomorphized object to hold the role of chief executive.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Look at this bullshit.
Madoka at one of the two sinks in her goofy ahh bathroom.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Batman breaking a sign that says "Transphobia", he is saying "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Other guys: "I love horse racing" Me: Same
A screenshot from Umamusume, showing anime horse girls racing
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
"If you don't know how to draw then..." Then create it anyhow. If it's good you can get an artist to draw it.
A scene from the original artist of One Punch Man featuring Saitama, Bang, and Genos
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
This is not the dumbest edit I've ever made, but it did make me smirk a little bit and blow a bit of air out of my nose, so it's fine by me. Sacre bleu!
A underworld monster wearing a french beret and saying "LE HELP!" while fleeing in terror from monster hands.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The shelving situation has improved considerably.
A rotating bookshelf
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Finished off Capek's Absolute at Large, enjoyable bit of super early scifi. This is next on the agenda. I liked most of Moores short story collection Illuminations (The comics industry one felt a lil long and fart sniffy but whatev.) as well as his comic works, so I'm hopeful.
The Great When by Alan Moore
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
The situation is being remedied soon, which of couse means more room for books
A bookshelf overflowing with books
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
no new pictures. where are you mentally?
A man looking on, concerned.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Don't make me tap the sign.
The ratings of the individual Simpsons episodes over time as noted on IMDB. It slowly goes down.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
my brain
Smooth.
No wrinkles
Can't think equals no sad.

Your brain
Bumpy weird
gross wrinkles
UGLY
Thinks equals sad
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Finally
A fake book by Sarah J. Maas "A Bowl of Mac and Cheese"
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