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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 6h
I utterly detest the GOP
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lili lyrical 🌘🍫 Art, Live2D @lililyrical.bsky.social · 21h
took my cat to the vet and the vet kept calling her pretty and kissed her head a bunch and then sneezed a bunch and was like 'sorry. i'm allergic'. vets are so funny man
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Putting a bottle or can of pop in the freezer to cool it quickly and assuming you'll pull it out before it explodes is known as 'the devil's fizzy wager.'
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Lizifer. Yeh, just like my big bro Luci. @lizifer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't know how to get over the fact that companies immediately were like "eh, fuck our customers" as soon as US food safety standards were legally loosened. The infrastructure was already there. There had to be a conscious decision and action to fuck things up as badly as they did.
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Kieran @toadally.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The grocery store employee was gonna ring up my leeks as bok choy because they didn’t know what a leek was, and even though it would have been cheaper for me, I corrected them. Everyone deserves to know what a leek is. Thems yummy.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love this 👇
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Swolesome is tired 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @swolesome.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's very sad how widespread political ignorance is, and I don't even mean the confident variety. Too many people don't know or care to learn how their own political system works. Even if you "don't do politics", politics are doing you. It's weird to not want a say in what that looks like.
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Instead of saying "I'm hungover" or "all the spicy peppers I ate last night are shredding my asshole apart" say this: "the sins of my past.... are catching up with me." Sounds way more ominous and badass
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Kirsti Miller @kirstimiller30.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I bought a six-pack of donuts when a guy next to me said, "You shouldn't eat donuts." I replied, "My grandparents parents lived to be 100." He asked, "Did they eat donuts?" I shot back, "No, they minded their own fkn business."
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Gfrancie (Benevolent Siren) @gfrancie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Please let it be noted that I have finished up a bottle of Worcestershire sauce.
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@MercilessIndianSavage 🍄🪐🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimwillis48.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We need a better president. Simple as that.
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Think about this. We allowed a man who attacked his own capital to be president again.
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There was probably a brief period after the invention of the fork when people complained that young people didn’t know how to use their hands anymore.
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've heard enough today. Listen up: A U.S. president does not have the legal authority to declare martial law to control, postpone, or cancel an election. Got it?
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Jes the human @jesthehuman.itch.io · 28/09/2026
Good morning to everyone who believes that you can eat dinner foods for breakfast (and breakfast foods for dinner), and to them only.
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The Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If the country was being run this bad by a Democrat, Corporate Media would be running 1 hour specials every night about how the economy is 💩 and asking “Why won’t the President just resign.”
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Mike Switzer (he/him) @kidornery.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I believe a President should be impeached every time they commit an impeachable act
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chercat208.bsky.social @chercat208.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ever notice how everyone screaming about cutting social security as an 'entitlement' are the politicians who will retire with a comfy pension or the obscenely wealthy who have enough money for a thousand lifetimes? Raise the damn cap!!!
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Jane Doe @thelovelygirl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s weird that the president is still holding rallies.
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Marcus SOBER 5 YEARS @papacitogordo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The current president of the United States of America is a liar.
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He'll only allow White House access to reporters who say nice things about him! He'll only follow court orders he agrees with! What here is not fascism?
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
wow, you're telling me a ton of senators and congressmen have been funneling bribes into their personal pacs for years? it's almost like the dissenting opinion in citizens united was right, and that opening the door to super pacs has undermined the integrity of elections! Post: InteractInk.com
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.
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voteinthemidterms.bsky.social @voteinthemidterms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
OUR AMERICAN PRESIDENT IS THE WORST of the WORST
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have an extreme phobia of German sausages. I truly fear the wurst.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think AOC is more likely to go for senate than president solely because i think she has no interest in being a target drone for the entire western corporate media and she has a much more clear understanding of reality than most politicians
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Teach the Facts.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The idea that we reelected the worst President in US history when he was vowing revenge on the nation is really hard to grapple with
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Perfect
A meme of Bobs Burgers kids
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You never realize how little self-control you have until you’re eating chips and salsa at a Mexican restaurant.
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Angels In Velvet @angelsinvelvet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We can blame Trump all day long. But there would be no Trump without the enablers, the voters, right wing podcasters and the media. You are all to blame and I hope you get the life you deserve for being Traitors to America. All of you can go fuck yourselves.
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Roger B @felbert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The President of the United States is a Warmongering Idiot. 25th Amendment Now.
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YTJF. @thewayoftheid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Maybe should’ve taken a stand when President Depends was berating Black press corps members
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✨🌟 ⭐️ LoveKat ⭐️🌟✨🟦♿️🧬🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🌎☮️🕊️🟪 @lovekat41.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Grocery shopping is getting interesting. Between inflation, shrink-flation, price gauging, and trying to not get poisoned…it’s turning into American-roulette.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For those who have forgotten the past 40 years: Tax cuts for the rich ...don’t trickle down Boosting military spending ...doesn’t bring peace Slashing regulations ...doesn’t create jobs Folks, we’ve seen this all before.
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Of all the things that taste like chicken, it kind of weird that eggs are not one of those things.
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Marcus SOBER 5 YEARS @papacitogordo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The current president of the United States of America is a liar.
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SCARE-oline 🎃🧙🏻‍♀️💀☘️ @discovision.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sometimes I think I'm the worst person in the world and then a friend asks me to babysit their famously shy cat while that friend is out of town. Three days later I am sending texts to that friend like "your cat has been on my lap for two hours?" This has happened multiple times.
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Prof. Anthea Butler @antheabutler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You do understand that everything he's doing to Washington DC is about fortifying the city when he decides he's not leaving office
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 17/09/2026
Trying to go see the new Resident Evil movie but apparently before I can enter the auditorium I have to have the spade key to unlock the door? And I only have the hearts key, which unlocks the route to the concession stand. Anyone know where to go next? A bit stuck
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 17/09/2026
Have you really lived until you’ve surprised a skunk and escaped unsprayed. I need to sit down for several minutes.
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Josh Dobbin @joshdobbin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The thing about having kids is that you have to feed them EVERY SINGLE DAY. Like, in a row. All year! You'd think getting a 360 out of 365 would be a 99% success rate and an A+, but noooope. Anyway. I have no idea what to make for dinner.
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Rebekah is Pro-Choice @rebekahwriter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
PSA: Baggjng your dog’s poop and leaving the bag of poop behind does NOT count as cleaning up after your dog.
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butterflygirl24 @butterflygirl24.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
😂😂🤣😂 I wouldn’t be impressed. I’d be hella happy. #trumpisover
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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I see Putin won the election tomorrow
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Irrefutable proof cats are evil @cats-are-evil.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#caturday #cats
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Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wouldn’t it be funny if all those folks who bought arsenals and armed themselves to the teeth to fight government tyranny suddenly realized what government tyranny actually looked like?
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If $5,000 makes you want to vote for the GOP after all the shit they have put us through, you’re stupid!
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