Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦lili lyrical 🌘🍫 Art, Live2D @lililyrical.bsky.social · 21htook my cat to the vet and the vet kept calling her pretty and kissed her head a bunch and then sneezed a bunch and was like 'sorry. i'm allergic'. vets are so funny man 778134
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Putting a bottle or can of pop in the freezer to cool it quickly and assuming you'll pull it out before it explodes is known as 'the devil's fizzy wager.' 711451145
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦Lizifer. Yeh, just like my big bro Luci. @lizifer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I don't know how to get over the fact that companies immediately were like "eh, fuck our customers" as soon as US food safety standards were legally loosened. The infrastructure was already there. There had to be a conscious decision and action to fuck things up as badly as they did. 3850267
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦Kieran @toadally.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The grocery store employee was gonna ring up my leeks as bok choy because they didn’t know what a leek was, and even though it would have been cheaper for me, I corrected them. Everyone deserves to know what a leek is. Thems yummy. 2787122
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦Swolesome is tired 🍉🏳️⚧️ @swolesome.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's very sad how widespread political ignorance is, and I don't even mean the confident variety. Too many people don't know or care to learn how their own political system works. Even if you "don't do politics", politics are doing you. It's weird to not want a say in what that looks like. 54219
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Instead of saying "I'm hungover" or "all the spicy peppers I ate last night are shredding my asshole apart" say this: "the sins of my past.... are catching up with me." Sounds way more ominous and badass 2658866
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦Kirsti Miller @kirstimiller30.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I bought a six-pack of donuts when a guy next to me said, "You shouldn't eat donuts." I replied, "My grandparents parents lived to be 100." He asked, "Did they eat donuts?" I shot back, "No, they minded their own fkn business." 23931472
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦Gfrancie (Benevolent Siren) @gfrancie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Please let it be noted that I have finished up a bottle of Worcestershire sauce. 20113632
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦@MercilessIndianSavage 🍄🪐🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimwillis48.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We need a better president. Simple as that. 46790119
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Think about this. We allowed a man who attacked his own capital to be president again. 1492613669
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There was probably a brief period after the invention of the fork when people complained that young people didn’t know how to use their hands anymore. 2338034
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I've heard enough today. Listen up: A U.S. president does not have the legal authority to declare martial law to control, postpone, or cancel an election. Got it? 1532661598
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦Jes the human @jesthehuman.itch.io · 28/09/2026Good morning to everyone who believes that you can eat dinner foods for breakfast (and breakfast foods for dinner), and to them only. 104107045
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦The Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If the country was being run this bad by a Democrat, Corporate Media would be running 1 hour specials every night about how the economy is 💩 and asking “Why won’t the President just resign.” 811877495
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦Mike Switzer (he/him) @kidornery.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I believe a President should be impeached every time they commit an impeachable act 1192715486
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦chercat208.bsky.social @chercat208.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ever notice how everyone screaming about cutting social security as an 'entitlement' are the politicians who will retire with a comfy pension or the obscenely wealthy who have enough money for a thousand lifetimes? Raise the damn cap!!! 17446151395
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦Jane Doe @thelovelygirl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It’s weird that the president is still holding rallies. 974090
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦Marcus SOBER 5 YEARS @papacitogordo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The current president of the United States of America is a liar. 752313435
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026He'll only allow White House access to reporters who say nice things about him! He'll only follow court orders he agrees with! What here is not fascism? 1173341811
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026wow, you're telling me a ton of senators and congressmen have been funneling bribes into their personal pacs for years? it's almost like the dissenting opinion in citizens united was right, and that opening the door to super pacs has undermined the integrity of elections! Post: InteractInk.com 10238651163
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up. 26582911365
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦voteinthemidterms.bsky.social @voteinthemidterms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026OUR AMERICAN PRESIDENT IS THE WORST of the WORST 491404242
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I have an extreme phobia of German sausages. I truly fear the wurst. 107115882
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I think AOC is more likely to go for senate than president solely because i think she has no interest in being a target drone for the entire western corporate media and she has a much more clear understanding of reality than most politicians 1653178341
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The idea that we reelected the worst President in US history when he was vowing revenge on the nation is really hard to grapple with 894033738
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Perfect 6118822601
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You never realize how little self-control you have until you’re eating chips and salsa at a Mexican restaurant. 2193543303
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦Angels In Velvet @angelsinvelvet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026We can blame Trump all day long. But there would be no Trump without the enablers, the voters, right wing podcasters and the media. You are all to blame and I hope you get the life you deserve for being Traitors to America. All of you can go fuck yourselves. 1544137
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦Roger B @felbert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The President of the United States is a Warmongering Idiot. 25th Amendment Now. 983721760
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦YTJF. @thewayoftheid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Maybe should’ve taken a stand when President Depends was berating Black press corps members 22797137
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦✨🌟 ⭐️ LoveKat ⭐️🌟✨🟦♿️🧬🏳️🌈🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🌎☮️🕊️🟪 @lovekat41.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Grocery shopping is getting interesting. Between inflation, shrink-flation, price gauging, and trying to not get poisoned…it’s turning into American-roulette. 241013170
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 20/09/2026For those who have forgotten the past 40 years: Tax cuts for the rich ...don’t trickle down Boosting military spending ...doesn’t bring peace Slashing regulations ...doesn’t create jobs Folks, we’ve seen this all before. 352160645292
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Of all the things that taste like chicken, it kind of weird that eggs are not one of those things. 902031148
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦Marcus SOBER 5 YEARS @papacitogordo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The current president of the United States of America is a liar. 632250413
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦SCARE-oline 🎃🧙🏻♀️💀☘️ @discovision.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Sometimes I think I'm the worst person in the world and then a friend asks me to babysit their famously shy cat while that friend is out of town. Three days later I am sending texts to that friend like "your cat has been on my lap for two hours?" This has happened multiple times. 282136
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦Prof. Anthea Butler @antheabutler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You do understand that everything he's doing to Washington DC is about fortifying the city when he decides he's not leaving office 70488832581
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 17/09/2026Trying to go see the new Resident Evil movie but apparently before I can enter the auditorium I have to have the spade key to unlock the door? And I only have the hearts key, which unlocks the route to the concession stand. Anyone know where to go next? A bit stuck 672233449
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 17/09/2026Have you really lived until you’ve surprised a skunk and escaped unsprayed. I need to sit down for several minutes. 6874933
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦ Josh Dobbin @joshdobbin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The thing about having kids is that you have to feed them EVERY SINGLE DAY. Like, in a row. All year! You'd think getting a 360 out of 365 would be a 99% success rate and an A+, but noooope. Anyway. I have no idea what to make for dinner. 181127266
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦Rebekah is Pro-Choice @rebekahwriter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026PSA: Baggjng your dog’s poop and leaving the bag of poop behind does NOT count as cleaning up after your dog. 2454261397
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦butterflygirl24 @butterflygirl24.bsky.social · 17/09/2026😂😂🤣😂 I wouldn’t be impressed. I’d be hella happy. #trumpisover 2785917820
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I see Putin won the election tomorrow 542320358
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦Irrefutable proof cats are evil @cats-are-evil.bsky.social · 17/09/2026#caturday #cats 3407932529
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Wouldn’t it be funny if all those folks who bought arsenals and armed themselves to the teeth to fight government tyranny suddenly realized what government tyranny actually looked like? 58801147
Reposted by ᗪαཞ₭❦Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If $5,000 makes you want to vote for the GOP after all the shit they have put us through, you’re stupid! 4125087833