This Evangelist coming at us with his whole "Jesus is so fit and manly and jacked and masculine" bit is further support for a running hypothesis I have that these people are just hot for Jesus.
They do have a pattern of being in horny awe of Middle Eastern socialist dudes, I'm just saying.
![Original tweet from Robbie G. Smither: "When I vote Democrat, @DavidJollyFL, for the first time in my 41 years of life this November, it will not be because my values have changed, but because my party has abandoned our v...[cuts off.]"
Re-tweet by Matt Gaetz: "Bro we need your vote. I hate the war too. But the Democrats want to trans your kids."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:h6wjjxygpasuyf7ekqkfyzrw/bafkreidz4u3z7qt25wuignrs6przrutqh7kjsuyjsz2daloemavpo3p6tm)
