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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Fucking champion. Only thing she did wrong was talk to the cops.

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Outside contractor thinks public sector unions are bad. Shocking.

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Calling my shot now, Kotek wins the governorship with at least a 5% margin of victory over Drazan. I wouldn't save Kotek if she were drowning, but you better believe I'll vote that fucker back in to office over any Republican. This is the normie Democrat opinion in Oregon.

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Was just talking to my wife and here are your definitive Portland City council Rankings. Fasc Facilitators 12. Ryan 11. Smith 10. Zimmerman Shit Libs 9. Clark 8. EPG 7. Novik Could Be Better 6. Dunphy 5. Avalos 4. Kanal DSA Ubermensch 3. Koyama-Lane 2. Green 1. Morillo Vote accordingly.

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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

in woke 2, we’re gonna to get a handle on the term “soulslikes” very strongly. if it is first-person it is not a soulslike. if it is a side-scroll it is not a soulslike. if there are cutscenes in the middle of the fight and that weird slow-mo shit they do in sonyslop games it is not a soulslike

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Nick @ecosozialismus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is way worse for the reputation of the Portland Police than anything Mitch Green ever tweeted. Like just imagine being this cynical.

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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"A Staten Island judge" stop right there we shouldn't have those

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

To be fair, as a prosecutor from Missouri Schmitt never needed to present evidence in order to get any convictions.

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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 29/09/2026

Norway has solution to this actually, stay at home parents can get their share of the public daycare subsidy as cash, that way parents are not pushed one way or the other. the problem of course is virtually no one on the center or right actually gives a shit about parents

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Daisy Pitkin @daisy-pitkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Boycott Starbucks and vote for people who are boycotting Starbucks!

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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

and then what happened bluesky algo, AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Derrick Henry is a great RB. Derrick Henry is bad in 3/4th and short. Both things can be true. Baltimore needs to accept this and grow.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Derrick Henry is actually bad at short yardage running plays and I'm tired of pretending he's not

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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

victory edition

baltimore comedian stavros halkias sitting in a purple lit room holding a gun. he is wearing a lamar jackson jersey

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Lamar Jackson is the greatest Quarterback in NFL history. Fact check that. It's true!

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🌈 Queer Comes Trouble 🌈 @queercomestrouble.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Its easy to talk to people about @mitchgreen.bsky.social love a sunny day getting a @portlanddsa.bsky.social endorsed person reelected

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My foreign policy views are simple. I think we should be the first among equals to enforce the international law we helped build. Thanks, @ezraklein.bsky.social, for having me on the show.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending.

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 24/09/2026

economies only do this when they are very sick

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Hide @wutherering.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

@pnwpolicyangel.bsky.social is my current city councilor, and she earned my #1 rank 100x over with her championing of the IE4A resolution. That is among many, many other reasons to vote for her.

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is what happens to society when we don't punch Nazis.

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J.C. Bradbury @jcbradbury.com · 22/09/2026

Folks, *THIS* is what's being used to counter 100+ academic studies published over 50 years. This is like a phony "Sexiest Man Alive" People Magazine cover you purchase at a carnival. It's not a study, it's a purchased fantasy. www.portland.gov/venues/moda-...

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PSU AAUP @psuaaup.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Solidarity with SEIU 503 classified workers who delivered their 10-day strike notice with District 3 City Councilor Angelita Morillo's support to PSU President Cudd and the Board of Trustees' FA&A committee yesterday.

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Very difficult. A few shows I feel genuinely bad about leaving off.

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

By the time this merger ruins HBO, destroys WB, gets 5,000 people fired, moves production overseas, and guts the quality of the movies the new studio makes, most people will have forgotten how fast the AGs caved and how little they got in this deal. Writers will not.

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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

if I was WGA or any other union I would personally promise to [picket] Newsom's house to the ground tbh, they're gonna get absolutely FUCKED with this no matter how many 'concessions' they get Newsom sucks SO fucking hard, man

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Launching more pirates than Gold Rodger.

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Cowbo Bebo at his Computo @dochaus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

RIP to Tilly Norwood, who was accidentally uploaded into a Quake 3 Arena match and gibbed by a rocket launcher instead of the SFM machinima she was supposed to appear in. She is survived by her closest kin, Gal Gadot.

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foundseed @foundseed.pds.witchcraft.systems · 18/09/2026

my second favorite city councilor is under fire by the cops because his tweets 6 years ago were too good. so i made a meme about it. once again this man’s haters are doing his campaign for him. @drmitchpdx.bsky.social

most people rejected his message… (screencap of a mitch green tweet in the place of jesus) “you have a moral obligation to beat the piss out of anyone wearing nazi masks anytime you see it happen.” the crowd of haters all go “shut up!” they hated jesus because he told them the truth.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It's vastly more comforting to believe in an imminent robot apocalypse than the truth: the things that will destroy us are extensions of the unsexy but obvious problems all around us. We are not doomed in one grand way, but a thousand petty small ways.

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Derrik Klassen @qbklass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Derrick Henry. Lamar Jackson. They are going to be the coolest duo in football again. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMeE...

youtube.com

How the NFL's best run game got even scarier

YouTube video by The Athletic Football Show

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"100 days of riots" should be enough to disqualify Eli Arnold. Baby brained, blue lives rhetoric. Not the temperaments of a public servant.

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Fight For A Union @fightforaunion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

FIRST CONTRACT ALERT: 1,900 Blizzard workers just ratified their first union contract! They won wage increases, AI guardrails, and extra severance. And if laid off, the right to be recalled into any open position across Blizzard for 14 months! This is what winning looks like!

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Mitch Green @councilorgreen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Here is my full statement on the tweets I made in 2020 regarding the police. The PPA, PPB, Mayor and several of my colleagues have all made statements following that Oregonian piece. The public deserves to know what I think about that and stand for - then and now.

portland.gov

Press Release: Councilor Green Police Tweets

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Shout out to @ecosozialismus.bsky.social for spotlighting a hilarious Portland City council session. Smith is such a joke and poor Dunphy is so impossibly burnt out. Makes for bad City government but top end entertainment.

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Jennifer @jenwith1n.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Quick question - were you as mad at the war crimes the police were committing at the time when councilor green tweeted those tweets as you are that he tweeted them?

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Portland Jobs with Justice @jwjpdx.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"Too broke for COLAs to keep pace with inflation, won't move us to wage step system every other union has. Yet the City can find money for executives to disappear. 1.3M for severance packages last yr, even found $120M for a billionaire basketball owner who made his fortune selling risky car notes"

Ocean Hasso, CPPW member, says the city can find money for executives, sports owners, and even other unions, but not CPPW's contract.

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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 16/09/2026

There's a lesson here about solidarity. You don't have to support someone's tactics or even beliefs to show solidarity. In fact solidarity conditioned on complete agreement is not true solidarity at all.

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Willamette Week @wweek.com · 16/09/2026

The audit finds that PPS did not establish a sound business case to move bond program management from its in-house Office of School Modernization to Procedeo, the construction firm it engaged. It also finds the district overspent on its contract with Procedeo, and has overpaid the firm.

wweek.com

External Auditor Finds PPS’s Bond Program Is at Heightened Risk of Fraud

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missingjigsaw.bsky.social @missingjigsaw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It's annoying as fuck that it need have happened in our time, but that's not for us to decide, playboy.

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Senator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

People pearl clutch way too hard about forced medical treatment. It's fine in these cases. We are currently allowing some parents' social media addiction to kill other parents' newborn children. It has to stop.

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Join the conversation!

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

AI frontier labs may be the least ideologically diverse industry in America, and everyone there subscribes to a dense thicket of pseudointellectualism that all collapses to "if you can invent any reason for doing what you want to do, you can tell yourself you are rationally obligated to do it."

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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 15/09/2026

This is a wild misapplication of the test for a stay, sure, but it’s also just disconnected from how the real world works. In Alito’s mind, the only factor for determining whether something is legal is “Does Mister Trump want it.” A little bobblehead for fascism. Vile, stupid, get out of my face.

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Macklemore seems like a very genuinely decent person. What a rare thing to be as someone with money.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Lamar Jackson is a wizard

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The Banner is the true inheritor of The Baltimore Sun's legacy, except when it comes to their football coverage. The football coverage is better than the Sun's ever was. www.thebanner.com/sports/raven...

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026

THIS is Peak Bluesky Opinion: popping off with a correction without making the slightest effort to grasp the point being made

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Not surprising to find Lily Wachowski is the old school definition of woke. This lady's eyes are wide open.

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