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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

We live in hard times where a better tomorrow is far from guaranteed. There is one thing in this fallen world that I am very thankful for. Our enemies are incredibly stupid.

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Excellent food, booze, and times can be had all over the wonderful city of Portland. You never have to patron these people.

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Agreed. District 3 isn't so much about getting Green reelected but trying to get him a progressive partner that puts council at a 7-5 progressive advantage.

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roterote @roterote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

For a very clear comparison, emulating Magyar would be removing all the MAGA justices and judges from Federal Courts in the first 100 days. That is the scale of democratic chemotherapy we are discussing.

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roterote @roterote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The US Democrats need to look at their next Presidency as an endless sprint to obliterate MAGA, every day for years. Until the cancer is gone then there should be no time wasted on MAGA tears or conciliation. Only endless justice and rebuilding the democracy. Govern like every day is the last day.

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm old enough to remember when Ohio was the least deeply fucked of these states.

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Go Birds! means Ravens now. Baltimore is basically Philly but smaller and less culturally relevant.

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Christian Picciolini @cpicciolini.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

All politics aside, he doesn't care at all about or value anyone without the name Donald J. Trump. He'd even take a flamethrower to his kids and push one of his wives down the stairs if it benefited him, even for a second. What makes you think he has your best interests at heart? He's a slumlord.

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Okay, Crosby and Hendrickson is a different question than Crosby or Hendrickson. I still think Hendricks alone is the better option because of how desperately the Ravens offensive line needs Ioane. And what having both would do to the cap when they need money for Lamar's extension.

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Not at all. Hendrickson has been really good the first three weeks. Keeping him, Ioane, and the other first round pick are clearly the better package at this point.

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Fucking champion. Only thing she did wrong was talk to the cops.

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Outside contractor thinks public sector unions are bad. Shocking.

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Nah mate. Unless you can come up with something more specific than "tech workers would have to withhold their labor and I think they shouldn't" this reads the same as unions are fine for other businesses but we are family.

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Nope, I never got the story on that non-endorsement from two years ago. Why don't you elucidate?

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Calling my shot now, Kotek wins the governorship with at least a 5% margin of victory over Drazan. I wouldn't save Kotek if she were drowning, but you better believe I'll vote that fucker back in to office over any Republican. This is the normie Democrat opinion in Oregon.

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I live in District 2. Kanal has used mastery Robert's rules and the law of concil to free up millions for Parks, maintenance and other priorities. Ryan has tried to sell every public asset we've got to whatever dipshit is willing to throw pennies at it. I'm going to give my man his accolades.

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I think there's a reasonable argument to move Kanal up the rankings, but otherwise I nailed it.

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Fasc Facilitators for sure. Sadly we need Shit libs as part of our voting coalition. Just preferably a deported, silent part.

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Was just talking to my wife and here are your definitive Portland City council Rankings. Fasc Facilitators 12. Ryan 11. Smith 10. Zimmerman Shit Libs 9. Clark 8. EPG 7. Novik Could Be Better 6. Dunphy 5. Avalos 4. Kanal DSA Ubermensch 3. Koyama-Lane 2. Green 1. Morillo Vote accordingly.

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Everyone must have a silly helmet. With swim wings, if at all possible.

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I have it on good authority that if we simply keep making the helmets goofier and goofier, we will eradicate CTE from the sport.

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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

in woke 2, we’re gonna to get a handle on the term “soulslikes” very strongly. if it is first-person it is not a soulslike. if it is a side-scroll it is not a soulslike. if there are cutscenes in the middle of the fight and that weird slow-mo shit they do in sonyslop games it is not a soulslike

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Important context. The dog was shot while they were shooting and killing a person!

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Nick @ecosozialismus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is way worse for the reputation of the Portland Police than anything Mitch Green ever tweeted. Like just imagine being this cynical.

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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"A Staten Island judge" stop right there we shouldn't have those

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

To be fair, as a prosecutor from Missouri Schmitt never needed to present evidence in order to get any convictions.

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Give him a break. Schmitt is a prosecutor from Missouri. He's not used to having to present evidence to get a conviction.

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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 29/09/2026

Norway has solution to this actually, stay at home parents can get their share of the public daycare subsidy as cash, that way parents are not pushed one way or the other. the problem of course is virtually no one on the center or right actually gives a shit about parents

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Daisy Pitkin @daisy-pitkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Boycott Starbucks and vote for people who are boycotting Starbucks!

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Blaming the refs is a cowards gambit....usually. Y'all got jobbed.

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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

and then what happened bluesky algo, AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Derrick Henry is a great RB. Derrick Henry is bad in 3/4th and short. Both things can be true. Baltimore needs to accept this and grow.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Derrick Henry is actually bad at short yardage running plays and I'm tired of pretending he's not

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Fuck that. The Ravens put Andrews in the tush push role last year and it worked great. Just put a big dumb te in there.

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's the first time he's seen a teammate fail to fail in the 4th quarter.

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bageltechno (Mike Norvell-Watch) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

victory edition

baltimore comedian stavros halkias sitting in a purple lit room holding a gun. he is wearing a lamar jackson jersey

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Lamar Jackson is the greatest Quarterback in NFL history. Fact check that. It's true!

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Being mean to DC staffers is the most relatable thing Klobuchar has ever done.

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🌈 Queer Comes Trouble 🌈 @queercomestrouble.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Its easy to talk to people about @mitchgreen.bsky.social love a sunny day getting a @portlanddsa.bsky.social endorsed person reelected

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My foreign policy views are simple. I think we should be the first among equals to enforce the international law we helped build. Thanks, @ezraklein.bsky.social, for having me on the show.

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Why would George Lucas want to kill my dad?

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending.

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 24/09/2026

economies only do this when they are very sick

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'm not sure there are many Mom and Pop gas stations. You may not be qualified to comment on this topic.

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