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Imaginary Internet Guy

@internetguy.bsky.social
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Brain rot spillover from a nice guy on the internet.

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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah. People find purpose in kids, contemplation, and community. Makes for very happy folks.
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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Very difficult. A few shows I feel genuinely bad about leaving off.
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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Apparently if you think the ICC should arrest war criminals you're a Trotskyist.
Trotskyist CommunismMost Comparable with B.R. AmbedkarCompatible with modern Uruguay Low 90% match with Left-Wing populism, social democracy, technosocialism.
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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Matewan
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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Poster of a sad cartoon man in a hard hat with text that reads "you got to do what you got to do"
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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
It rhymes.
Terrell Suggs saying "Oh my God" during Billy Cundiff's missed field goal of the 2011 AFC Championship Game.
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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
A man proclaiming "This is my hole! It was made for me!" while climbing into a person shaped hole in the side of a cliff face. From Junji Ito's Manga, The Enigma of Amigara Fault.
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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
No. These are lies. My wife tragically believe these lies and it has destroyed our family.
Jack-O'-Lantern who's opening hole was carved in the bottom. Pumpkin is collapsing it on itself, filled with mold.
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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Melted goblin looking mother fucker said "kids don't look right"
The esteemed head of Health and Human Services.
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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
This is where I'm at today. Recency bias and almost certainly spacing on a few great movies. Still, these are some good as pictures
Readers Ballot for 10 Best movies of the 21st century. Tar, The Lighthouse, Sorry to Bother You, Everything Everywhere All at Once, Perfect Days, the Raid 2, O Brother Where Art Thou, There Will Be Blood, Pig, The Holdovers
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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Counterpoint:
Cut my life into pieces, this is my Lugentz Dort
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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
What a cool thing.
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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Photo of Wide Receiver Terrel Owens in tears during an interview in which he supported his teammate by saying "That's my quarterback" with white text at bottom reading "That's my Pope"
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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Jeff Stein is one of the few great reporters remaining at our mainstream institutions. So impressive to see a man of his age meeting the moment.
Google search results for Jeff Stein, including photos of the middle-aged reporter.
And a birth date that would make him eighty-one years old.
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Imaginary Internet Guy @internetguy.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
🤔
Description of the gilded age "spanning roughly 1870-1900" which overlaps Trump's timeframe of when America was at it's richest.
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