iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

This is science fiction nonsense and the fact that anyone continues to take these dumb fucking scam-artist dipshits seriously is incredibly depressing and sad.

7386

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

onion person @junlper.beer · 09/10/2026

its feels like a mass psychosis where tech leaders continue to insist you can be cruel, mean, and hurt the feelings of lines of code

1654327515

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026

Photo of a sticker in a London Underground, reading “Notice to users of smart glasses. How does it feel to be Mark Zuckerberg’s little bitch?”

122406491

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

got into it with this guy myself

591211124

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026

henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore

31128203996

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I give up. I’m moving into a cave.

743491677

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026

This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”

838197606224

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Time for this classic again.

156165195566

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A man replied to this saying in earnest that women need to get organized and fight for our rights and men will follow. We did that. We do that. We mobilized the largest single day protest in global history on every continent and yet I have fewer rights than my mom did at my age.

15184761519

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.

768286795986

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 24/09/2026

Just when I think I can’t hate OpenAI and Sam Altman any more, new details come out about how ChatGPT helped a shooter plan one of the worst mass shootings in Canadian history in Tumbler Ridge, BC. OpenAI made an explicit decision not to report the user to authorities.

motherjones.com

ChatGPT helped the Tumbler Ridge school shooter focus on guns, tactics, and terror, our investigation reveals

OpenAI’s chatbot fed the shooter’s violent fantasies and planning up to the massacre.

1533471490

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 19/09/2026

Every now and then I see myself referred to as an "AI Denier" and I want to be clear I acknowledge "AI" exists, it's just I think it's a massive energy drain, created from theft, implemented poorly for inappropriate tasks by loathsome tech executives who get hard at the idea of the rest of us dying

854126841

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026

dudes rock

2370581844

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

Avi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 18/09/2026

There's a reason previous Liberal governments looked at privatizing airports and didn't go through with it. Private investors don't want a stake in our public assets to make them better. They’re in it to make as much money as possible for themselves - while workers and passengers pay the price.

12495161

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

just learned this today

6968493722

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

Avi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 14/09/2026

Canada has binding regulations on everything from guns to butter. And none for AI. Are we going to trust people like Elon Musk & Sam Altman to regulate themselves? Or is our government going to stop cheerleading & start regulating in the public interest? It’s literally what government is for.

21407150

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I should have posted this on Labor Day.

@francisxwolf
the polish language has 75 words for onion and no word for job

@POCHOWEK
footjob, rimjob, pitjob, blowjob... english reduces all the greatest acts of physical intimacy down to exploitation of labor. in polish we call blowjobs “making ice cream" because they are tasty treats made with care and love. the american mind cannot comprehend this

264693970

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The perfect satire doesn't exis...

417820

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I wonder if enough media people respond like this we might be able to move some kinda needle somewhere

an email that reads:
I understand you are doing as your job requires, but please never
email me again about anything Harry Potter. This PR enables deadly
transphobia and I want no part of it.

Cheers
Ash

173071580

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

drunk at a party trying to pimp my alaskan pollock buddy into doing his hilarious crab meat imitation

21198

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 25/08/2026

Man standing in front of big neon sign that says “is that good?” As the crowd chants the same. Art by Mattie lubchansky

16771112

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 20/08/2026

yeah I cracked, I bought some pervert glasses* *glasses that go AWOOGAWOOGA followed by a clown honk whenever I walk past someone hot

2145926

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 16/08/2026

Apparently Lilly Wachowski does s tier alt text

4555081326

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 01/08/2026

Okay, let it

2144042475

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a monkey behind the wheel of a car is eating a banana. His foot is on the steering wheel. The monkey asks, “so, can you drive this thing?” Panel 2: another monkey sitting in the passenger seat is wearing wraparound pit viper sunglasses and also stuffing his face with a banana. He replies, “can I what” Panel 3: the banana truck they’ve hijacked goes flying over the edge of a cliff.

5079641280

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

Raj Patel @rajio.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Its been over a month and I'm still thinking about this

692620534

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

Anchorage Man @sethpartnow.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

So, @edzitron.com ate his Wheatties this morning

LLMs impress the writers who do not want to write, the coders who don't want to code, the researchers who don't want to research, and the lawyers that don't want to actually understand case law. Those that desperately tell you how powerful Al is and that you simply must use it are looking for you to validate their own laziness or distaste for effort, and those who are impressed with LLMs' outputs tend to be people with low standards.

95100823450

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

It's wild that software used to come in a box, and you installed it and your computer did a useful or entertaining thing. And now there's a system that requires access to ungodly amounts of human-created data, and humans need to clean the input, and fix the output, and I'm supposed to be impressed.

2244453

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

Valorie 🐈‍⬛️✨️ @meadowdays.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Good morning ☕️

Post by @sketchesbyboze: If you're feeling discouraged about the future of our world, remember that somewhere tonight a little girl is reading a book about brave kids battling overwhelming evil, and she is beginning to make plans

260141752185

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

Damon Young @damonyoung.com.au · 16/04/2026

The divide between "EVERYONE IN PUBLISHING IS USING CHATGPT" and my own experience of publishing is profound and widening. I've published fourteen books, hundreds of essays & opinion pieces, some short stories & poems. I've *never* used ChatGPT or anything like it. Not once. It offers me nothing.

47102493

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

Tensei 🔜 MCM London @tenseidragon.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Finally made it onto the coolest blocklist of all time.

1032069106

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

Pól Micheál O'Slatraigh @pmoslatraigh.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

141169364383

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

it's hard to believe how much funnier this whole situation got

5615

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

what the fuck is going on in Sam Altman’s head

4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Weird AI Ghoul Sam Altman is being interviewed by a Purple Guy. They are both sitting on green chairs. Sam Altman says “We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy says “Sorry, can I just-“ and he reaches over and cups Sam’s chin. There is a clicking sound.

Panel 3:
The entire front of Sam’s face flips up like the bonnet of a car. Purple Guy leans in for a closer look.

Panel 4:
We see the inside of Sam’s head. In the background Purple Guy peeks in. There is an empty white room. In the foreground we see a little mutant version of Mr Burns with HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey sticking out of his head. It’s weird, trust me.

6562341516

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results" and i was like. oh!

163114741748

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

ali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 19/02/2026

in america, if you go over your 3 minute allotment to speak, men with guns come to take you away.

tweet from @cliftonhowze on twitter

Last night at the #DataCenters meeting in Claremore, Darren Blanchard, who has attended most of these meetings around NE Oklahoma & has some pretty impressive FOIA/ORA skills, was arrested after going over his 3 min. allotted speaking time. First arrest I've seen at one of these.

396093165

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

Andrew Quemere @andrewqmr.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Post by Internet Hippo that says:

Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take

7866411658

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 03/02/2026

Thread. Shitty people can make good and even great art. Likewise, dropping a favorite artist after you realize you can no longer support them can feel like a divorce or a friend breakup because they and their work were just that important to you. That shit hurts, even when it's necessary for you.

1242736396

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 29,1951

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- NANCY IS CARRYING HER PEN AND A BOTTLE OF INK

NANCY:
I MUST WRITE A COMPOSITION FOR
SCHOOL

P2-

NANCY: LET'S SEE -- WHAT SUBJECT SHOULD I WRITE ABOUT

P3- NANCY IS WALKING TO HER STOOL, WHEN SHE SLIPS AND THE BOTTLE OF INK FLIES OUT OF HER HAND, THE INK SPLASHES ALL OVER HER WORLD GLOBE

P4- SITTING ON HER STOOL, NANCY BEGINS TO WRITE HER COMPOSITION, NANCY WRITES…

The world is in an awful mess

11633100

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

Isi Baehr-Breen @isibb.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.

580302404936

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

15179162356

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

Michael Crider @michaelcrider.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

This isn't mine, and I can't definitively find the original source. But I love this little bit of wisdom: "If you're a fifteen-minute walk from a coffee shop, but the server there has to drive an hour to get to work, you don't live in a walkable city. You live in a theme park."

4765591751

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

Matt McDermott @mattmfm.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Video from this morning shows ICE agents deploying tear gas outside a Minneapolis preschool as parents shout, “This is a preschool! There’s kids here!”

47877284127

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 27/01/2026

I will go further and say that people using the "r"-word are hoping that bringing it back opens the door to bringing back the "n"-word, and is strongly correlated with the people who want to carve off trans rights as a stepping stone to claw back gay rights in general

191305241

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

Ash Ponders is looking for quick photo gigs @ashponders.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

A screenshot of WhatsApp:

Ash: Sebastián, I have one very pressing question.
Sebastián Di Martino: Let me know
Ash: Are jaguar soft?
Sebastián Di Martino: They are very soft (two hearts on the answer)

204150822847

Reposted by i think i just logged on to my internet

Tanya 🧚‍♀️👑 @faeryqueene73.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

A coworker took this from her apartment. I haven't seen a crowd this size before. Maybe the first Women's March? But it was much much warmer that day. ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA!

402258206598