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38yo cool aunt (she/her) living in Vancouver, BC. Single childless cat lady. HR person during normal working hours, hermitted scroller the rest of the time.

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Avi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 07/04/2026
The President of the United States is openly threatening to commit genocide against 90 million people. Prime Minister Carney: if there was ever a moment to denounce this illegal war, withdraw your support, and call for accountability for war crimes—it’s now.
Screenshot of a post from Donald Trump: A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 13/03/2026
Whoever came up with toilet paper math must be held accountable
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Rebecca Bollwitt @miss604.com · 09/02/2026
All of Canada when they hear Bad Bunny give us a shout out 🙌 What a performance! #superbowl
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a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair and pointing at something
Alt: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair and pointing at something
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
HEY THEY SAID CANADA THAT’S WHERE WE’RE FROM (that was amazing)
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
That one person can drag us into a war without consulting or even notifying Congress, or our allies, or fully explaining to the American people why this is necessary, is absolutely bonkers. Reminder that Congress has the power to stop all of this. Where the hell are they?
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes
Photo of a missing slice of cheesecake that looks like a cheesecake hull floating in a deep blue ocean. The "ocean" is actually the blueberry topping on the large cheesecake that we don't see completely.
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 22/08/2025
the CBC was founded as a bulwark against US cultural imperialism, to ensure we had canadian news and canadian culture. there should be a renewed emphasis on that mandate, particularly to stop reporting so much on what happens in the US for eyeballs and ad dollars.
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
anybody else’s gyre feel wider lately
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 08/07/2025
Here’s the bottom line for what’s going on with Grok - if the owner of the website is putting his thumb on the scale hard enough for the chatbot to turn into Goebbels, you should be deeply concerned about what he’s doing to the algorithm that you can’t so easily see, and what it’s doing to you
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Always loved the people who are like, "But my ancestors came here the legal way!" and by that they mean they arrived via ratship to an island, a man asked them their name, they were like, "Uh, Jeff... Smith?" another guy said "sure?" and then they became permanent residents of the United States.
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Arise, arise, geese of Canada! Ankles shall be bitten, skin shall be sundered, a winged-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Honk! Honk! Honk!
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position. Radical is “prosecute every ICE employee under RICO.”
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
if you didn't win the BMO marathon don't worry you can just run again in Alberta
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Gerald Butts @gmbutts.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Some facts about LPC performance under PM Mark Carney’s leadership: Largest vote total for any party ever Largest LPC share of popular vote since 1980 Largest seat count in QC since 1980 Largest seat count in BC ever Seats in every province
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Abundant Housing Vancouver @ahvancouver.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
If you're like most Vancouverites, you probably haven't walked through Shaughnessy in a long time, if ever. Come see what our laws are protecting, allegedly for your benefit, & find out how it got that way. Walking tour this Saturday afternoon! www.abundanthousingv...
A mansion, dark green with yellow/beige trimA baby-blue Rolls Royce SUV
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Tabatha Southey🇨🇦 @tabathasouthey.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
It almost feels unfair how much more fundamentally likeable Carney is than Poilievre. The mother in me almost wants to give him some sort of head start in the debate. Like maybe Poilievre gets to wear a fun novelty sweatshirt.
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Brandon Yan 甄念本 @brandonyan.com · 18/04/2025
Is this Pierre?
meme of the elderly woman in Titanic - which says "it's been 10 years"
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Sean Hoyer @seanhoyer.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Fediverse post from @adapalmer@wandering.shop:
"When facing the 'All we need is STEM!' approach to education, my usual response is: 

Developing the vaccine was the STEM problem; distribution & getting shots in arms was the Social Science problem; getting people to trust it & combatting misinformation was the Humanities problem - which did we fail?"
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
only canadians will understand this
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 07/04/2025
You only hear ‘ulterior’ when it comes to motives. If you read ‘lo’ you’re probably about to ‘behold’ something. ‘Echelon’ seems to only be at one level: the upper one. If you’re confronted by ‘asunder,’ odds are it’s been ‘torn.’
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ChristopherE @christopher664023.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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Brandon Yan 甄念本 @brandonyan.com · 20/03/2025
Have you heard about my emissary and saviour, Benjamin Sisko?
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Stephonee @stephonee.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Figure skating world championships were considered to be for men only until 1902, when Madge Syers showed up and took home silver and the ISU went "whooooops guess we need to segregate them." It happened again in 1992 Olympic skeet shooting: Zhang Shan took gold and then they segregated the event.
Figure skater Madge Syers, doing a one-foot glideZhang Shan, Olympic gold medalist in skeet shooting, pictured wearing goggles and with several, uh, shotgun casings? in the air in front of her. Look, I know figure skating words for the most part but not skeet shooting ones.

I could have picked one of the pictures of her with her gun but the ones without Getty copyright on them were all potato-quality, and also I probably would have used the wrong gun word there too.
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The Tyee @thetyee.ca · 07/03/2025
Last year, the U.S. government debated then followed through on banning TikTok. They said an app owned by someone close to an autocratic leader might be used as propaganda. From a Canadian perspective, these concerns apply to the app formerly known as Twitter, writes @djclimenhaga.bsky.social.
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X Threatens Our Democracy. Canada Should Ban It | The Tyee
The risks of election interference, misinformation and attempts to support a US takeover are too great.
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Torri @transitorri.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
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V @not-the-painter.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
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autumb @funybuny.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
screenshot from star trek: the next generation subtitled "The idea of gender.""It is offensive to my people."
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Caitlin @caitlintake2.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
"Are you okay?" No, I witnessed a cartoon shoe get dissolved in a vat of a chemical as a child and I never recovered.
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karen ward @kwardvancouver.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
don't ever forget that Frodo defunded the police
perhaps been treated less harshly than some, he needed a lot of feeding up before he could look the part of Mayor; so Frodo agreed to act as his Deputy, until Mr. Whitfoot was in shape again. The only thing that he did as Deputy Mayor was to reduce the Shirriffs to their proper functions and numbers. The task of hunting out the last remnant and it was soon done.
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Well, now I know we made the right decisions
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
You better fucking subscribe to The Onion. This is the kind of thing we will do with your money. It allowed us to buy InfoWars. Now help us staff it. membership.theonion.com
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
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The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
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