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Triphemia Meloncramp

@interleaper.bsky.social
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 2h
They suspended fucking Bruno Dias? Coward shit
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 20m
Bruno on what happened: azhdarchid.com/bsky-suspens...
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I've been temporarily suspended from Bluesky
Bruno Dias' personal blog.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 8h
Putting aside that I’d never listen to anyone whose house looks like that, I know what “the other side” wants and it’s me and everyone I love wiped off the face of the earth.
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Dangerously Fine and Unforgiven @rockthekoopa.bsky.social · 14h
bluesky is so good. It put ai slop in my "popular with friends" feed so i checked who among you was the tacky idiot not a single person i follow or who follows me had liked, replied or retweeted it. It is just putting slop and lying
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🎃Farmer GaddAAAHH!!!!🎃 @farmergadda.bsky.social · 11h
In both cases "Read another book" isnt helpful, because another book wont give you the warm and fuzzy sense of comminity and belonging that youre looking for. The contents dont matter in that sense, its about the emotions that have been attached to the IP
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 11h
After six long years, vampires are coming back to the Deadlights Theater! Come and join us for... SUCK IT A month of vampire movies leading up to an all-day Halloween marathon! BYZANTIUM: 10/4 CARMILLA: 10/7 BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA: 10/11 BLOOD FOR DRACULA: 10/14 www.patreon.com/c/scumbeliev...
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Triphemia Meloncramp @interleaper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It was the main thing I remembered from my first viewing but I didn't remember that it was right at the end, so when I watched it again last year I was bracing for it the whole time
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Triphemia Meloncramp @interleaper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Greedy Greg is going to be right in there
youtube.com
Greedy Greg Grabbed the Green Grapes
YouTube video by Adam N
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 03,1953
P1- NANCY HAS A NEW NECKLACE 
NANCY: AUNT FRITZI- - MAY I GO OUT AND SHOW OFF MY NEW NECKLACE TODAY ?
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FRITZI: YES, BUT BE CAREFUL THAT THE STRING DOESN'T BREAK
P3- NANCY IS HEADED TO THE FRONT DOOR 
NANCY: DON'T WORRY---I WON'T
LOSE ANY BEADS
P4- SLUGGO IS PULLING NANCY, SHE IS IN A TRASHCAN PLACED ON A SMALL CART,
THAT WAY SHE CAN’T LOOSE ANY OF THE BEADS IF HER NECKLACE SHOULD BREAK
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Qsy @qsy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You ever looked at a guy being alive and went "absolutely not" ? #art #weapon #swordtober
Five beatsticks.
The first thingie is an arming flail with three heads made of a length of chain and a weight each. It has two discs framing its handle, which is covered in blue leather.
The second thingie is a goedendag, it is made of a rough length of wood roughly the length of a baseball bat, with a flared iron cap topped with a broadhead spear tip.
The third thingie is a large flamberge greatsword, with a wave patterned blade featuring two downward curved parrying hooks and a ricasso partially covered in a leather wrap for handling. The hilt is elaborate in shape with two sets of quillions and a side ring with openwork hearts cut out of them, while the grip itself ends in a heart shaped pommel and is decorated with blue tassels.
The fourth thingy is a poleaxe, with a blued steel head and fittings. It has an axe bit and a cloven hammer head topped with a straight awl point, a languette that extends halfway down the shaft and into a shell motif handguard, and a long heel spike.
The fifth and final thingie is an arming flail, made of two lengths of wood hinged together with iron links and studded with large spikes. The handle is wrapped for most of its length with a leather thong.
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Triphemia Meloncramp @interleaper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is a dead link now. would I need an account to see it?
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Triphemia Meloncramp @interleaper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good to know. Wouldn't be able to tell from it being funny or anything like that
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Triphemia Meloncramp @interleaper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Abbot: "Why *who* got fired from bluesky?" Costello: "Why." Abbot: "Whaddyamean 'why,' you brought it up!"
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Jesse Sheidlower @jessesword.com · 01/10/2026
Attention everyone I know! Perfectly accurate, no notes. (Forwarded to me; ultimate source unclear.)
Image headlined "WHAT YOUR FAVORITE OBSOLETE ENGLISH LETTER SAYS ABOUT YOU", with thumbnails of MSS focusing on thorn, eth, wynn, yogh, ash, insular G, and long S; each one has the label "You are a nerd."
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Triphemia Meloncramp @interleaper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they have loaded
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Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ambrose Bierce: Not a Furry.
A fashion has recently come in among the comic artists of getting great fun out of the lower forms of life. They have discovered and developed a mine of humor in the beasts and the birds, the reptiles, fishes and insects. Some of the things they make them say and do are really amusing. But here is where they all go wrong and spoil their work: they put upon these creatures some article of human attire—boots, a coat or a hat. They make them carry umbrellas and walking-sticks. They put a lightning rod on a bird’s nest, a latch on a squirrel-hole in a tree, and supply a beehive with a stovepipe. Why? They don’t know why; they have a vague feeling that incongruity is witty, or that to outfit an animal with human appurtenances brings it, somehow, closer to one’s bosom and business. The effect is otherwise.

When you have drawn your cow with a skirt she has not become a woman, and is no longer a cow. She is nothing that a sane taste can feel an interest in. An animal, or83 any living thing, in its natural state—is always interesting. Some animals we know to have the sense of humor and all probably have language; so in making them do and say funny things, even if their speech has to be translated into ours, there is nothing unnatural, incongruous or offensive. But a cat in a shirtwaist, a rabbit with a gun—ah, me!
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Jobe @jobe00.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There is also artwork like this from @lartist.bsky.social. He-Manos and Torko.
He-Manos and Torko riff art on the movie Manos: Hands of Fate. Artist is Lar DeSouza aka lartist here on Bluesky
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Triphemia Meloncramp @interleaper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
no money in wisdom
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Infinite personalized music” was already solved, it’s called learning to play an instrument
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Comic I drew back in January... www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...
PANEL 1: A duck and a dog are listening to music. DUCK: "Whoa! Is this a demo or alternate cut of this song I know well?" DOG: "Nope! Just my LP PAL!" 

PANEL 2: The record player and receiver with an inobtrusive smiling box wired to it. DUCK (off panel): "HELPY PAL?" DOG (off panel): "No, LP PAL--it's the fun and friendly box that sits between my stereo and speakers!"

PANEL 3: Diagram of the line out flowing through the LP PAL then to audio out. DOG (off panel): "As it receives any audio input, it processes it using an A.I. trained on all recorded music ever, then it produces new verses, new solos, sometimes whole new tracks--all optimized to human engagement metrics!"

PANEL 4: We return to our duck and dog. DOG: "So now EVERY album is an ACTUAL WORLD OF SOUND!" DOG: "It's an experience of reality that I pay a machine to mediate FOR me. So I can get back to doing WHAT REALLY MATTERS!"
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Triphemia Meloncramp @interleaper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
that bee could make a very good living for itself
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Command Zoe🔜PAX Unplugged @commandzoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh so telling *us* to enjoy concentration camps is okay, just not cis people. Cool. The double standard applied to trans people is such bullshit. There are whole industries for hating us. They hate us as their hobby. They hate us recreationally. #freethebugs
rachel❌kendra [LBBY],  — 1:26 AM
got banned in solidarity with bugs lmao
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so NOW it's not ok to say "enjoy the camps" HMMMMMM.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"You must make your choice. Either this itinerant banjo playing frog was—as he claimed—the roving TV news correspondent for Sesame Street News Flash, or else he was a madman, or else a liar. Kermit leaves you no 4th option: you must accept him as The Frog or reject him as a fiend." -CS Lew Zealand
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Lunammoon @lunammoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Your coworker is not using euphemisms like "when it happens"
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impzzy @inkmothnexus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(tilting your chin up with my blade and continuing past the point that you can even see my face) hey check it out it says bad at swordfighting on the ceiling
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Crazy how this keeps happening
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Everybody wants to be the next libsoftiktok until someone turns that back on them, then it's "removed by the author, 10000 years jail for dogpiling"
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Go away you fucking freak
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Triphemia Meloncramp @interleaper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
last name spelled without the final e, for those who want to search on here
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Triphemia Meloncramp @interleaper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I still occasionally snicker about that soundbite that Kill James Bond got from the scene where Blofeld is being patronizing about how to go back to the lobby in the elevator. "'L', Mister Bond!"
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 27/09/2026
yearly reminder that Steve Miller, who named a band after himself, rhymed “Texas” with “facts is”
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This week on the podcast, Werner Herzog makes a film about poor working conditions in Amazon shipping. The literal Amazon. 🐍🐒🌴🌴🌴🕷️🚢🌴🌴🌴🐆🌴
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 26/09/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Newcastle friends embark on 20-year board game battle
James Purcell and Andy Taeger are confident their friendship will survive the test.
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Andreas and Caspar talking to Gert in big head mode in Pentiment
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Triphemia Meloncramp @interleaper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As a kid I read in my mom's Reader's Digests that you should interview your prospective employee at a diner and see if they salt their food before tasting it. If they do, they're too hasty. No job for them! Managers love this kind of bogus wisdom
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MayaScientist @madscientist212.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminds me of how I only learned in the last year or so that Ctrl Shift Esc on modern Windows will jump directly to the task manager, unlike Ctrl Alt Del which now has an extra step associated with it which can be especially annoying if your computer is hanging badly.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A man says "I'm glad you still find time to hang with your uncool cis friends like me..." Katie, a trans woman, replies "haha fuck you." The man says "by the way you're a total passoid now." Shocked and perturbed, Katie grabs the man by the back of the skull and the collar. SHe leans in tight and interrogates "how do you know that word? Did I teach you that?" The man sweats.
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Triphemia Meloncramp @interleaper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
still from Donald Duck in Mathemagic Land; Donald in a laurel wreath and a toga that only covers his upper body, banging on a pot, with several Greek guys playing proper instruments behind him
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Triphemia Meloncramp @interleaper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this is great! A while back I thought I remembered a design style from the 1980s called Memphis but when I searched all I could find was the recent Corporate Memphis so I thought I was misremembering. Turns out I was thinking of Memphis-Milano
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Triphemia Meloncramp @interleaper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@gearheadrpg.com hey I think I've seen you asking about types of aesthetics lately. Maybe this helps?
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is one of my favorite websites ever Just a huge library of different aesthetics, wacky pomo, whimsigoth, educational utopian, fruiteger Aero cari.institute/aesthetics/w...
cari.institute
CARI | Aesthetic | Wacky Pomo
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 24/09/2026
Porco Rosso mural, Mexico City
Porco in the cockpit of his plane smoking a cigarette and giving a thumbs up
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Bishiedictine Monk @jeudikale.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's not about the Suffering itself like a needed flavor in art, but art in a violent society will tell of its violence
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tctc @toastcrust.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
hello I'm back I would like to take this opportunity to very solemnly and very sincerely apologize for saying I would not allow people to watch a Harry Potter TV show unless they killed I thought it was a funny joke but as the mods point out HP fans cannot be trusted to not kill for their content
Hi, We've reviewed a Post on your account @toastcrust.bsky.social and found it violates Bluesky's Community Guidelines on Respectful Discourse. We create a safe space for discussion by prohibiting threats and content meant to scare or intimidate people.

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    Do not threaten others with death, serious harm, or express that others should be hurt or killed.
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    I said it before and I'll say it again. While I have 0 respect for anyone who is desperate to see the new Harry Potter thing, my requirement for letting people watch the new HP thing is very simple: just assassinate JK Rowling. Only one of you have to do it. All the other people get a free ride

Your post was classified as a Serious Violation, adding 4 strikes to your account. You now have 4 total strikes.

Because you reached 4 strikes, your account has been suspended for 3 days. You will be able to access your account again on 22nd Sep, 2026.

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mcc @dryad.technology · 23/09/2026
Faced with Democrats making historic and unambiguous errors and then losing elections, there's a group of people who decided the problem is people failing to clap hard enough. They then conclude the *specific* people letting everyone down is whoever they personally find most annoying on social media
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Triphemia Meloncramp @interleaper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
sending one of these back to 2016 me to wear with my Jansport Trans backpack
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