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impulse265.straw.page AKA SSSentinel, impulse_265 pan, any pronouns but they/them preferred (nonbinary) i like birds, old games, and lovecraftian horror bigots get lost unrelated to any other badass skeletons on bluesky

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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 01/10/2024
October has come yet again.
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this will do irreparable damage to the funger community
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Longfang @longfang.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
RIP. This product image has killed me.
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GREASE ($190/$480) @grease.gay · 13/09/2026
okay y'all, since we're both jobless rn, this is the big begpost. me and maya could use help affording food (and eventually rent) until she can land new work. anything y'all can spare would mean the world. reposts welcome, thank you 🙏💚 cash.app/$leazeBurger paypal.me/alanismcfly venmo: hellstarplus
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Queerlet (crackpot Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️) @crackpotwizard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 11/09/2026
My evil thoughts are BREWING !!!!!!
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We heard what happened with Sony, so we are pleased to announce a new partnership with KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS where you can now purchase Hideo Kojima himself on the Nintendo eShop for a limited time.
Hideo Kojima
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
played town of salem 2 again recently, people are still very creative with their names
(6) boobsweat mctitty died last night.
They were killed by the Coven.
(6) boobsweat mctitty left a last will.
DEAD(11) evil enby (me): i knew i shouldnt have trusted someone named boobsweat mctitty
DEAD(12) Crusader: WW (werewolf) Fell For It
Their role was Vigilante.
(3) vile piss goblin: welcome to our town of salem 2
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is who your girl is talking to while you're at work
A picture of a raven wearing sunglasses
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ivory @ioletsgo.gay · 08/09/2026
Not a building expert but I simply wouldn't have built The 7 Death Towers That Kills 168 people in 2 days
youtube video titled "How 7 Towers Killed 168 People In 2 Days"
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ash! @spaceash.es · 06/09/2026
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
store.steampowered.com/app/3806420/...
store.steampowered.com
I Eat Paintings When Guards Aren't Looking on Steam
Find hidden objects in famous paintings… then eat them. Decode bizarre cravings, rip chunks out of Renaissance masterpieces, and snack your way through art history like the absolute menace you are.
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hey! Look over here! You can press the Ⓐ 𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣 to make me shake my queer little ass.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Have you heard of Multiple Horse Theory? What if someone told you there's MORE than one horse?
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 31/08/2026
Microsoft Office 97 WordArt reading "I'm full of Gender and Bees!"
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
YOU - No offence, but… ENCYCLOPEDIA [Medium: Fail] - You’ve never even seen one of those non-binary people before. LOGIC [Trivial: Fail] - Clearly, this means they don’t exist. AUTHORITY [Godly: Fail] - I’m an LGBT myself. Therefore I’m right. RHETORIC [Trivial: Fail] - I’m not a “bigot”.
Some dumbass on one of my YouTube comments being a bigot. The post attached is a Disco Elysium reference, being formatted in the way that the game does its dialogue, except this person misses every skill check, even the easy/trivial ones.

“No offense but I have never ever interacted with a Non-binary person in real-time. I've interacted with gay people because I'm LGBT myself, l've even had co-workers who were Trans and treated them with respect and didn't even know they were Trans until someone pointed it out to me. My thing is that if Non-binary is a thing then how come I never see it in real life, I only see it on the internet and YouTube videos with people acting like complete jerks about it. The other thing I have to add is that it never made sense to me. If you have a d*ck you're a guy and a vagina then you're a girl. Plain and simple.
Even with Trans I'II call them by their respective gender. I'm not being ‘bigoted’”
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MTD @mtd.coaxion.games · 06/01/2026
Google Balls son or Badass Skeleton Holding a Burger daughter, choose now...
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
mood
A woman with glasses holding up a book facing the camera in a YouTube screenshot. The title of the video is Escaping Into the Occult Because I'm 
Mentally Unwell
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Chl🔒e @char-lit.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I couldn't imagine a world where I didn't get the badass punk skeleton who's currently shitting on a toilet
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cats cant hold silverware @sircatzalot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Vappy Month Day 6 Burger
burger
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
medievaljournalist
we need to do something about that big rock outside the castle because enemy knights have figured out that if you charge up it at the right angle you can launch yourself onto the ramparts and start killing our archers
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i made this so i did what i always do when i make shit like this and hid a tiny dante from DMC in it. good luck finding him
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Elijahlrc @elijahlrc.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
r/BarnFinds u/mummynapkins

how do i makehim go away

(Image of an innocent looking horse)

i found him in my bart and now he DOES NOT leave me alone i have been feeding him gluten free breakfast sausage salmwiches in the hopes that malnutrition will enfeeble him but hes still here and i dont like it
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Thank you random Genius user
The lyric “Spice ice” from Pictures of a City by King Crimson. A user on the Genius app has annotated it with “her arrival was foretold in ancient murals”, referring to the more modern artist Ice Spice
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Mylie (Softail System) @stagefatality.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
This part of Doom 2016's prologue always gives me chills, man.
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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Romero Games @romerogames.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Happy 30th birthday, Quake. #quakecon
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David Szymanski @duskdev.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
As it turns out, Sandy was not doing well...
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
When I finish making my own chocolate candy but I run into copyright issues
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It doesn’t matter if you only have 10 freaks liking something you made. Imagine 10 zombies sprinting at you full speed, that’s 20 hands and 300+ teeth to dismember you with.
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acffy @acffy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
how it feels to join a voice chat
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APOM^2 @apomsquared.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
meow an shi youtu.be/JDWD28ncFrU?...
youtu.be
cat shop
YouTube video by APOM^2
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clanky bluesky @herbkuffer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
dead by daylight Dredge we kinda loooove you
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𖤐 marb-o-lantern 𖤐 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 8 days @thesmolboi.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I MADE, IT SMELLS LIKE ASH AND IT BURNS THE INSIDE OF MY MOUTH AND TASTES LIEK BATTERY ACID
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
yes, burger. thank you
a burger drawing submitted to sssentinel.straw.page
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Yes, we hired people to deal with the gigantic man-eating hawk living on the roof. Their memorial service is tomorrow at 11.
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
please play this game it’s super good one of my favorites
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Glass Goblin @glassgoblin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
testament take number I forgor
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
busta rhymes posting on twitter saying: "SHOULD I BUY A HOUSE... or.. A LINK TO A PICTURE OF A PIXELATED MONKEY."

NFTea Expert replies, with some cut off saying: "Houses are often more of a liability than"
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
another banger from the strawpage, hell yeah
a skeleton with a carved pumpkin on its head
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Caidyn‎ @caidyn.net · 10/07/2026
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
earth with those fishnet indents strangely hot
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/07/2026
When you “Like” and “Repost” my great posts here on Bluesky it is like I am a “Deer” and you are giving me a “Deer Biscuit”.
Deer with a round biscuit treat in her mouth
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scarysgo @swaggert.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
look @ Dis open.spotify.com/track/2liYO1...
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Barber Forte @barberforte.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
whoah thats fuckin badass thanks
a badass skeleton with a burger with text reading "burger time"
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💛 Magala 🏳️‍⚧️ 🪬💜 commissions closed @nucleargore.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
HAPPY "but youre a man or a girl?" DAY FAGGOTS RAAAAAAAAAG
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