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impulse265.straw.page AKA SSSentinel, impulse_265 pan, any pronouns but they/them preferred (nonbinary) i like birds, old games, and lovecraftian horror bigots get lost unrelated to any other badass skeletons on bluesky

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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hell yeah it is
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 01/10/2024
October has come yet again.
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this will do irreparable damage to the funger community
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Longfang @longfang.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
RIP. This product image has killed me.
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
goofy ass sprite of nas’hrah from fear and hungerBaloony from Phineas & Ferb
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
hi
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
breaking news bluesky doesnt function correctly
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🪦REST IN GREASE🍔 @grease.gay · 13/09/2026
okay y'all, since we're both jobless rn, this is the big begpost. me and maya could use help affording food (and eventually rent) until she can land new work. anything y'all can spare would mean the world. reposts welcome, thank you 🙏💚 cash.app/$leazeBurger paypal.me/alanismcfly venmo: hellstarplus
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
which character
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Queerlet (crackpot Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️) @crackpotwizard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 11/09/2026
My evil thoughts are BREWING !!!!!!
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
who knows, maybe it’ll catch on
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
don’t worry I got you I’ll post the image
bear sitting down. it’s a screenshot of the link posted. the time is 20265:72 PM and it’s from Evil Bluseky
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
this reminds me of my buddy Kieth, one time he ran into the woods and started creating strange totems and obelisks from sticks, cloth, and rocks. miss that guy
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
love t forgotten and keeper / t keeper but tainted lilith is so fun that i gotta pick them
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZAS 100 TENDERS
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We heard what happened with Sony, so we are pleased to announce a new partnership with KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS where you can now purchase Hideo Kojima himself on the Nintendo eShop for a limited time.
Hideo Kojima
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"We Are Troon" (https://troon.com/about)
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You arent my best friend!!!! the creature from the ruins in the woods is my best friend
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
yeahhhh
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
he’ll yeah
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
yeah cmon why don’t we just let them oppress us then we can all stop fighting
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
played town of salem 2 again recently, people are still very creative with their names
(6) boobsweat mctitty died last night.
They were killed by the Coven.
(6) boobsweat mctitty left a last will.
DEAD(11) evil enby (me): i knew i shouldnt have trusted someone named boobsweat mctitty
DEAD(12) Crusader: WW (werewolf) Fell For It
Their role was Vigilante.
(3) vile piss goblin: welcome to our town of salem 2
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is who your girl is talking to while you're at work
A picture of a raven wearing sunglasses
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
lol that was my combination when I played the demo and I just assumed everyone else heard the same stuff
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
such a badass image
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ivory @ioletsgo.gay · 08/09/2026
Not a building expert but I simply wouldn't have built The 7 Death Towers That Kills 168 people in 2 days
youtube video titled "How 7 Towers Killed 168 People In 2 Days"
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
what!
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
shit
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
he’ll yeah
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ash! @spaceash.es · 06/09/2026
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
no the real mr. money is the bread we earned along the way
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
no
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
store.steampowered.com/app/3806420/...
store.steampowered.com
I Eat Paintings When Guards Aren't Looking on Steam
Find hidden objects in famous paintings… then eat them. Decode bizarre cravings, rip chunks out of Renaissance masterpieces, and snack your way through art history like the absolute menace you are.
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hey! Look over here! You can press the Ⓐ 𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣 to make me shake my queer little ass.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Have you heard of Multiple Horse Theory? What if someone told you there's MORE than one horse?
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
make the badass skeleton lesbian
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
peak game mentioned (it’s quiet)
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
god i wish
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 31/08/2026
Microsoft Office 97 WordArt reading "I'm full of Gender and Bees!"
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i see, the boobs are a metaphor for the incessant force of change. the Mystery Gang is humanity. they fear change for it is unknowable, and they are too scared to see that when they can face their own fear of the unknown, things can ultimately change for the better. very insightful
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the love you seek is in the valley of the soul (and in the wisdom written on the ancient scrolls)
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
yes ive gotten bored enough that im making disco elysium dialogue for hate comments its fun pretending that people are just really unfortunate and missing skill checks instead of just being stupid
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
YOU - No offence, but… ENCYCLOPEDIA [Medium: Fail] - You’ve never even seen one of those non-binary people before. LOGIC [Trivial: Fail] - Clearly, this means they don’t exist. AUTHORITY [Godly: Fail] - I’m an LGBT myself. Therefore I’m right. RHETORIC [Trivial: Fail] - I’m not a “bigot”.
Some dumbass on one of my YouTube comments being a bigot. The post attached is a Disco Elysium reference, being formatted in the way that the game does its dialogue, except this person misses every skill check, even the easy/trivial ones.

“No offense but I have never ever interacted with a Non-binary person in real-time. I've interacted with gay people because I'm LGBT myself, l've even had co-workers who were Trans and treated them with respect and didn't even know they were Trans until someone pointed it out to me. My thing is that if Non-binary is a thing then how come I never see it in real life, I only see it on the internet and YouTube videos with people acting like complete jerks about it. The other thing I have to add is that it never made sense to me. If you have a d*ck you're a guy and a vagina then you're a girl. Plain and simple.
Even with Trans I'II call them by their respective gender. I'm not being ‘bigoted’”
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MTD @mtd.coaxion.games · 06/01/2026
Google Balls son or Badass Skeleton Holding a Burger daughter, choose now...
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
mood
A woman with glasses holding up a book facing the camera in a YouTube screenshot. The title of the video is Escaping Into the Occult Because I'm 
Mentally Unwell
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Chl🔒e @char-lit.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I couldn't imagine a world where I didn't get the badass punk skeleton who's currently shitting on a toilet
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
you make an excellent point
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
from what I remember in my playthrough there was two seperate points that had it, the first being in the dream and the second being in some dialogue with the hardie boys
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