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impulse265.straw.page AKA SSSentinel, impulse_265 pan, any pronouns but they/them preferred (nonbinary) i like birds, old games, and lovecraftian horror bigots get lost unrelated to any other badass skeletons on bluesky

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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
goofy ass sprite of nas’hrah from fear and hungerBaloony from Phineas & Ferb
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
don’t worry I got you I’ll post the image
bear sitting down. it’s a screenshot of the link posted. the time is 20265:72 PM and it’s from Evil Bluseky
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"We Are Troon" (https://troon.com/about)
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
played town of salem 2 again recently, people are still very creative with their names
(6) boobsweat mctitty died last night.
They were killed by the Coven.
(6) boobsweat mctitty left a last will.
DEAD(11) evil enby (me): i knew i shouldnt have trusted someone named boobsweat mctitty
DEAD(12) Crusader: WW (werewolf) Fell For It
Their role was Vigilante.
(3) vile piss goblin: welcome to our town of salem 2
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
YOU - No offence, but… ENCYCLOPEDIA [Medium: Fail] - You’ve never even seen one of those non-binary people before. LOGIC [Trivial: Fail] - Clearly, this means they don’t exist. AUTHORITY [Godly: Fail] - I’m an LGBT myself. Therefore I’m right. RHETORIC [Trivial: Fail] - I’m not a “bigot”.
Some dumbass on one of my YouTube comments being a bigot. The post attached is a Disco Elysium reference, being formatted in the way that the game does its dialogue, except this person misses every skill check, even the easy/trivial ones.

“No offense but I have never ever interacted with a Non-binary person in real-time. I've interacted with gay people because I'm LGBT myself, l've even had co-workers who were Trans and treated them with respect and didn't even know they were Trans until someone pointed it out to me. My thing is that if Non-binary is a thing then how come I never see it in real life, I only see it on the internet and YouTube videos with people acting like complete jerks about it. The other thing I have to add is that it never made sense to me. If you have a d*ck you're a guy and a vagina then you're a girl. Plain and simple.
Even with Trans I'II call them by their respective gender. I'm not being ‘bigoted’”
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
it is but i actually secretly put TWO dantes in this one and the other one is much smaller (i dont even think its visible from the image I sent you)
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The Woods want you. teleport to The Woods
“Why did you blender explode”
“The woods”
“Teleport to the woods”
“Its woods time for you”

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/why-did-you-blender-explode
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Notification from Left For Dead (a zombie horde shooter game) that reads “⚠️ You have alerted the horde”
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
yes, burger. thank you
a burger drawing submitted to sssentinel.straw.page
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
right above this are these two critters which i love so much
a weird bipedal dog rat thing and a weird grey and white giraffe thing. theres also a bird and half of a weird porcupine thing in the top right. taken from the left side of the Garden of Earthly Delights by Bosch
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
another banger from the strawpage, hell yeah
a skeleton with a carved pumpkin on its head
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
whoah thats fuckin badass thanks
a badass skeleton with a burger with text reading "burger time"
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
well-being is a bit too high and same with sociability but I guess
46% Sociability
54% Self-Control
46% Empathy
75% Well-Being
55% Overall EQ (3% more than the average)
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
me: caw caw caw caw (and so on)
marblemelon: what a majestic murder of crows
me: (sticker of a bird that looks like an imposter from among us) among us bird
marblemelon: (emote of a shark with a ! next to its head, from the game Maneater)
me: (emote of a dead rat, from the game Project Zomboid) (An image of @swaggert.bsky.social with a red circle around it pointing to the rat)
marblemelon: yummy,,,
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
im honored
Blue Lois followed you back
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
a dark mechanicum heretek (one of the few people in warhammer that aren't against AI, and not a good person at all) saying "I think it's important to educate others on how AI art is fun and safe to make."
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
164. caw
Crow smoking a cigarette
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
ok steam
Steam recommending me Trepang2 because I have Don't Stop, Girlypop (A game that is comparably nothing like Trepang2) on my wishlist
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
whoa awesome thanks for the shoutout
badass skeleton with hamburger shout out
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
to quote the man himself: “We Will Find You and We Will Kill You”. think it’s pretty clear what he wants to do.
In addition to cartels and Islamist terror groups, our national CT activities will also prioritize the rapid identification and neutralization of violent secular political groups whose ideology is anti-American, radically pro-transgender, and anarchist. We will use all the tools constitutionally available to us to map them at home, identify their membership, map their ties to international organizations like Antifa, and use law enforcement tools to cripple them operationally before they can maim or kill the innocent. We will do the same with the state sponsors of such groups and those governments undertaking lethal plots on U.S. soil or against Americans anywhere.
Our new U.S. Counterterrorism Strategy is a return to common sense and Peace through Strength. As I said after our first successful counterterrorism mission, just days after I was sworn back in office - if you hurt Americans, or are planning to hurt Americans, "We Will Find You and We Will Kill You."
President Donald J. Trump
The White House
May 2026
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Doorman: you rang?
*bell explodes on pocket*
Pocket: Why did you bell explode
Doorman: the baroness
Vyper: teleport to the baroness
Dynamo: its baroness time for you
*pocket gets baroness’d*
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
after a ton of aberrated bait and a lot of trawling, I have officially fully completed my Dredge (+both DLCs) playthrough. Super neat game, if you’re a fan of fishing and/or lovecraftian horror definitely give it a shot.
One of my screenshots from the Iron Rig DLC for Dredge. The oil rig is in the background, with a shark swimming past it, near a buoy. My boat is following the shark. The sky is cloudy.
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
this one’s pretty accurate
Your Result: crab
you got a crab! you often find you might have trouble letting the people in your life in, but in reality, you have quite a soft interior! you stand your ground for things you believe in, and defend the people you love until the very end! <3
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
a baby typing on a keyboard
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Five hundred cigarettes.
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
minor strawpage update, realized i havent checked my gimmicks so 1: haha sometimes 2: aw thanks, nice drawing 3: no. 4: oh cool, i hadn't heard
"Do you like mans ?"A cat drawing, following "im meowing at you in a way that compliments it cool site :]""Goodass skeleton holding a burger"I'm not transcribing all this, i'll just send a link to what its quoting
https://youtu.be/2WNrx2jq184
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
sore throat
an image of the Emperor of Mankind sitting upon the Golden Throne, which is essentially just a big life support machine that requires a ton of people to be sacrificed so that the slowly dying Emperor can last a little bit longer. this is how I feel because I have a sore throat
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
chilling, driving around with my best friend. large rock
A large rock buckled into a seat. It came from a mountain, me and some other folk carried it from the very top of the mountain to the very bottom, because we were bored
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
funky looking gator saying “REAL”
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
@cicadayl.pds.witchcraft.systems @beetlemouth.bsky.social buge for yall
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
the enby armor shards...
Armor from MeowGun: Hell Denizen. It has the colors of the nonbinary flag on it.
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Calf-life
Opposing Horse
Blue Sheep
Deercay

Finally, I have them all
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
tweaker breach
Thumbnail for a YouTube video covering SCP Containment Breach (https://youtu.be/7r-nWUg533Q). It shows a warning about gas station weaker with a guy who’s seen some shit being followed by gas station tweakers (zombies)
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I love Orbb, only beaten by my boy Bones
Bones from Quake 3 Arena, a ghostly low-polygon skeleton
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
He found me crying 😭, he crew too 😭, we both crode.. 😭
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
okay yeah lol
The words Containment Breach capitalized, clearly referencing the game title
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
John Lennon going to the John Lennon Murder Site
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
who would win
~57 Million Crows VS. Stonewall Jackson
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
the ride never ends
Mr Bones’ Wild Ride. “The ride never ends”
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
hits you with the demon core flail
a flail, with a demon core attached at the end. if it were to be swung, bad things would happen. see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_core
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I too am in this reply section
That one guy from house that says “I too am in this episode”
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
oh and the moderators ignored them and went after me
Dipshit: “Major has normal sized breasts. This one’s are too small.”
Me: “okay first of all, weird fucking comment. second of all who gives a shit” (about the breast size of a character in a shooter game)
Moderator: (to me) “Please follow the Reddiquette when posting and commenting.” (Completely ignoring Dipshit’s comment)
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
wait till you get to experience the two classics, "Penis Day at the Gym" and "31 Spooner Street"
a screenshot from "Penis Day at the Gym" with a popup reading "Every dog killed! You sick fuck."A screenshot from "31 Spooner Street", showcasing Brutalist Brian Griffin with Brutalist Family Guy House in the background
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
this was a great map. lots of cool arenas and setpieces, and good difficulty. i especially love the symbols on the walls in some of the areas. my only complaint with it is that i want more secrets to search for because I am a little gremlin that enjoys finding trinkets in hidden alcoves
"I love my computer"
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