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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 4h

just watched this week’s South Park and had to explain to my husband who clavicular is and what maxxing and chads are and ironically the fact that i KNOW all this makes me want to hit myself in the face with hammers

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Is it good when your head coach calls you an asshole on national TV

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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

But I need to smile more.

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Whelmed @imissfsu.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

This game helped repair a little piece of what was broken this time last week. Holy hell what a rollercoaster.

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Whelmed @imissfsu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

It sucks so hard that you have to deal with that. But I also know from personal experience sometimes no contact is the only way to protect your peace.

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Whelmed @imissfsu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I’m in the same boat. I literally left Florida because as a teacher it was impossible to deal with the culture wars (my hair was falling out). My mom knows how much it destroyed me but still she never misses a minute of Fox News programming and wears Trump gear with pride. 😑

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 06/09/2026

Disgruntled? Like, they came in fifth place?

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Whelmed @imissfsu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Rushing the field after that is definitely a choice.

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kevin s. pumpkins @redsoxredshoes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I can't FanDuel imagine why Kalshi Michigan got a PolyMarket second opportunity there brought to you by DraftKings

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Whelmed @imissfsu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Not mentioning Pablo Torre in this article is wild.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

What Pablo Torre did was ridiculously impressive. Uncovered a conspiracy between rich guys, withstood a propaganda campaign by one of the richest guys in the world with a pretty good reputation, didn't buckle or panic, and just kept reporting. That's some Pulitzerin' right there.

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Whelmed @imissfsu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Okay Noles …. How we feeling today? Also what happened to The Battles End & Ingram Smith? #gonoles #fsu

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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

A new Yale study confirms what Angie's been saying: Medicare for All would cover every American, save 114,000 lives a year, and cost $1 trillion less than the system we have now. ysph.yale.edu/news-article...

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Dun Jun @clustertuck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

RIP Dolly Parton ❤️ Here's a lovely Dolly story: We worked together on "Transamerica." She told me that the bible passage that used to puzzle her the most was, "the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men." She said, "How the heck do you sin against the Holy Ghost, and-

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Getting all my political talking points from the comments of the pro wrestling subreddit from now on.

There have been more school shootings in the 2026-2027 school year (which started last week) than there are transgender athletes competing. This is a nothing issue pushed by nothing people while the rich continue to rob us blind.

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Fal Rising @falrising.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I'll never forget when Jackie the eagle stayed on her nest for more than 60 hours in a snowstorm to keep her eggs warm while waiting for her mate, Shadow, to return. Her life showed us that wildlife is worth knowing, cherishing, and protecting. Fly free in peace, beautiful Jackie.

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

As Jimmy Kimmel once said, “Stephen Miller puts the ‘cyst’ in ‘white supremacist’.”

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Whelmed @imissfsu.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

We have literacy problem in this country and it’s not just the kids that are being impacted.

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

imagine having to do this forensic investigation on an algae infested paint peeling smelly reflecting pool merely because the president of the united states is a fuckin habitual liar

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Whelmed @imissfsu.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I wonder if they have Grindr in hell. Asking for… someone.

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Hunter Dunn @hunterisntdunn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina just died. Officially speaking, he has beaten Mitch McConnell in their race to the Ninth Level of Hell

Lindsey Graham, longtime
South Carolina senator, dies at 71, his office says
The staunch ally of President Donald Trump died Saturday night following a sudden illness, his office said.
July 12, 2026 at 2:17 a.m. EDT
16 minutes ago
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

You're laughing? Mitch McConnell and Lindsay Graham are in hell being sewn together into a human centipede and you're laughing?

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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 05/07/2026

Absolute banger of an obituary in the Seattle Times today, rest in peace Judy

Judith DOORIS
May 18, 1936 - Jun 13, 2026
Judy Chambers Dooris was born on either March or May 18 - nobody is certain - 1936, in California, and died June 13, 2026. This is already off to a rough start. Mom would never reveal her age to us kids, so she would certainly object to announcing her birth year in the news-paper. Apologies, mom. They made us do it.
Judy was the firstborn child of Mildred Devlin and Edward

In her early 20s, Judy was a bridesmaid at Bill Dooris' cousin's wedding. He was smitten and courted her long-distance for many months. She would want us to write here that she had options. But lucky for us, she chose Bill and a life filled with his good humor, song, and laughter. She would often say to us "marry someone fun" because she did.
Judy and Bill lived in Bellevue, and Judy birthed 4 kids in just under 4.5 years. Obviously, she was Catholic. Judy was ferociously protective of her children against clear threats. Once on a family camping trip, a roaring drunk uncle stormed into our camping trailer intending to scare us kids, but mom met him at the threshold and hollered, "YOU GET OUT OF HERE!" He yelped and retreated, squeaking "sorry Judy." Against possible threats, she

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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Bold thing to say when your party is in control of literally everything.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

theyre not “predictors” theyre gamblers, hes trying to get 18-34 year olds addicted to gambling

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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

What kind of country disappears people in secret prisons? The bad kind.

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Nicky Schwenzer @nickyschwenzer.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

100 DEMOCRATS VOTED FOR IT ”If you're a Democrat who can't decide between people & corporations—my humble suggestion is to get the f*ck out of the party.” ”We can make fun of them [MAGACULT]—but we also need to look in the mirror.” -Ben McKenzie- "Everyone is Lying to You for Money" Thread 1/13🧵

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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

This one hits hard.

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Andrew Lacy @andrewlacy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

They're either going to revoke his Pulitzer after this episode or give him a second one, but I can't decide which would be more deserved.

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Whelmed @imissfsu.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

I have never been so happy to be an audio only listener. I was not ready for the end.

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 31/05/2026

Looks like it's #booksky trending day. Can I tell you about a Good Book

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Ryan Hill @ryanhillart.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Lovely evening to paint out in Seattle

My plein air easel on the dock near Mark Zuckerberg's mega yacht "Launchpad" on Lake Union in Seattle. I'm holding a glass palette painting the vessel in flames on a 9"x12" panel.

Another shot of me painting Zucks megayacht on fire on Lake Union in Seattle, May 27, 2026

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God @thegodshow.com · 23/05/2026

After Trump succeeds in silencing every comedian on network TV, shifting the algorithm and AI moderation to silence every critic on the Internet will be nothing, an afterthought. Remember, every social media billionaire was at the inauguration.

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Whelmed @imissfsu.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

This one was peak Kyle 🤣

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steve blueberry @steve.racing · 21/05/2026

how many rules were added or changed because Kyle Busch was too good?

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Whelmed @imissfsu.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Honestly it could go either way with them but I am the same way - so when I saw the sponsor on his fire suit I figured let’s give them the benefit of the doubt. But the wife in particular has worked with the Trump admin directly because of her IVF story so who knows. 🫤

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Whelmed @imissfsu.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

While they are definitely Trumpers, it could possibly be a nod to his sponsor that race, 3Chi?

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Whelmed @imissfsu.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

When we bought our RV (39 feet) I was floored to learn no special license whatsoever is required to drive it. It’s insanity.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

i'm sorry but what in the ever loving baby beluga in the deep blue sea

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

🚨🚨🚨THIS CONGRESSMAN GETS IT. THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE. PLEASE BE LIKE THIS CONGRESSMAN. 🚨🚨🚨

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Donna Stern @dvsmemphis.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Obama: empathy. Biden: empathy. Clinton: empathy. Trump: “Not even a little bit.” There it is, folks. Four words that perfectly explain every tariff, every layoff, every empty grocery shelf. He told us exactly who he was. We just had to listen. #momsky #voterizer #sheshed

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Whelmed @imissfsu.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Agreed. Especially in this case. It’s all directly linked.

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Whelmed @imissfsu.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Is there a linguistic workaround where they could keep him permanently?

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