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Imaganos

@imaganos.bsky.social
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He/him/it, Dark humor, sugar glider herder, cats, horror movies/ stories/ PSN gamer, recovering Alcoholic, Welcome to the Monkey House. I am a cisgender. Hate me for it but I will accept you for who you want to be. I'm broke a majority of the time too.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
17 begged me for a car because all his friends have one, so I get him a used one. Now he’s not speaking to me. There’s just no pleasing him.
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Meeps and Squeeky @meepssqueeky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Adoptable kittens alert! If you are in the Seattle area or love kittens, please share this! For anyone in the greater Seattle area, if anyone wants to adopt a kitten or 3, this mama (pictured playing with one of her daughters) has a litter of 5 kittens that need homes! Thread 🧵 for more info.
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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He died as he lived - wildly riding a unicycle & tossing scallops to the bystanders
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maybe two won't be nissed...
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Axios @axios.com · 03/09/2026
📉 JUST IN: Widespread AI outage underway as ChatGPT, Claude and Grok are all down
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Widespread AI outage underway
Outages are common, but it's unusual for all three to go down at once.
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Mr. Pimo @mrpimo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
hbo and james gunn confirm new 8-part action true-crime series spinoff.
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Gillian Martin @gillmartin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
#datacentres #datacenters
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Moby Dick by artist Gerard DuBois
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, in heaven. A dog with little wings runs towards her open arms. Off panel, a speech bubble reads “welcome to Heaven! Here is your dog!”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. She says, “where’s my cat?”
The third panel zooms out. There are dogs with little wings everywhere. Sarah says, “Where’s ANY of the cats?”
The fourth panel shows a circle of cats holding hands and dancing gleefully surrounded by flames in hell.
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Chase Omega @chase-omega.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hey remember when Sony and Playstation weren't run by a bunch of cocksucking dipshits? youtu.be/SJ-To7WJyWs?...
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The Moment Sony Won E3 2013 - Sony Conference - Eurogamer
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
sorry, I don't trust medical advice from medical professionals who specialize in the medical field. I only take medical advice from 34-count convicted pedophiles who survive on Diet Coke and Big Macs, people who eat roadkill dick and don't wash their hands after taking a shit, and Naziferatu
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I got kinda stoned this past weekend. Have not had funds for indica for a while but thought i saw a big group of baby wolf spiders by the shadows. Where is momma if they are that big...grabbed the bug spray. Camel crickets..sorry little fellas...but I have Arachnaphobia.i could not help myself..
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IGN @ign.com · 07/01/2026
A mysterious countdown on Amazon’s official Fallout website is set to unlock when the Season 2 finale comes out — but fans think it might also signal the shadowdrop of a Fallout 3 or New Vegas remaster. bit.ly/4bkpMu2
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Ok Wednesday, we meet again. I am prepared with some indica and copious amount or really dark coffee, so I can understand what the fuck you want and give you the correct number to call. No. Insurance and medical insurance are not connected- yes I'll calmly argue the point with you,till you hang up
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Yeah, I was going to wash it anyway...
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Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Zen break. Enjoy the upside down rotating Christmas tree as much as you would like.
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Die to rampant stupid callers I had to work with today I was compelled to smoke my lunch. Why yes. The rest of my day was more enjoyable think you.
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Tonight's goals: 1. Get stoned on Nana's Wedding Cake. 2. Watch some " Lower Decks " 3. Go to sleep.
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I got told today by a 35 year old that I sound like an attorney on the phone and to speak like I'm speaking to a child. I asked a simple question 5 times to help them.that was their reply all 5 times.
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Raechel Portelli @raportelli.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
If you haven't already watched Danny McBride's The Righteous Gemstones yet you should.if for no other reason than Walter Goggins as Uncle Baby Billy😉
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2025
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
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Pamalee Ruane @pamalee-ruane.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
By Luis Enrique Camejo Vento (Cuban, b.1971) "Mirror Reflection," 2021 #Watercolor 76 x 56 cm #ArtSky #Art
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Gary the Cat @greatgramsofgary.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Since we’re posting more regularly here and it’s a new platform I figured we should introduce ourselves. This is Gary. He’s an 11-year old domestic longhair cat and together we adventure around western Canada, mostly in the Rocky Mountains.
A cat wearing pit viper goggles with rainbow lenses relaxes on a bare glacier. A mountain is visible behind him.
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
What the fuck. About to loose the shitty job I dont get paid enough to even think of doing with a third of my brain arguing with the IT people regarding My inability to move my system closer to DC to increase my connection speed. WTF over?
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Bornabrit1 @lindarothwell.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Then there's this...
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Çağsı @bild.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Akıllı hepsi bir arada nanomateryal kanser teşhisini ve tedavisini destekliyor. Yeni nanodisk, farklı kanser hücresi türlerini tedavi etmek için üç farklı terapötik mekanizma gerçekleştirebiliyor. Dahası👇 www.kriss.re.kr/gallery.es?m...
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decayglass.bsky.social @decayglass.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I love experimental green
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
reports of a full container of cunt being turned away from the port of Seattle due to tariff concerns are not verified
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Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Kyiv said goodbye to 44-year-old Anna Polishchuk, who was killed in a Russian attack on the city on April 24. Anna's husband, Oleksandr, is a Defender - he has been fighting for #Ukraine since 2014. In 2022, Oleksandr was taken into Russian captivity, where he lost sight in one eye.
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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 19/04/2025
trying to remember how to hard boil eggs for Easter
An anguished looking Guy Pearce from Memento holding up a Polaroid photo of hard boiled eggs.Forearm tattoos that read THE FACTS and FACT 1: ROLLING BOIL and FACT 2: 13 MINThe backs of two Polaroid photos with writing on each. One reads ADD VINEGAR! and the other reads DON’T BELIEVE ALLRECIPES.COM
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muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
WHEN👏WILL👏OUR👏OCTOPUS👏OVERLORDS👏RISE👏UP👏FROM👏THE OCEAN👏AND👏FIX👏ALL👏OF THIS👏!!!!!!!!
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
So, my illogical thoughts are categorized by either indica humor my dark side or the side that blatantly just does not give a flying sideways fuck. This is a dark ride we are on, so keep your hands and body parts in the car.
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alfredo 🍄 @honeymummy.co · 06/03/2025
no church in the wild
Black and white night photo of a church steeple with a lit crucifix against a neighboring skyscraper. The skyscraper's lit windows are positioned above the crucifix, passing through a heavy fog that creates a gloomy atmosphere. Photograph by Alfredo in New York, NY.
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