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Imaganos

@imaganos.bsky.social
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He/him/it, Dark humor, sugar glider herder, cats, horror movies/ stories/ PSN gamer, recovering Alcoholic, Welcome to the Monkey House. I am a cisgender. Hate me for it but I will accept you for who you want to be. I'm broke a majority of the time too.

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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
17 begged me for a car because all his friends have one, so I get him a used one. Now he’s not speaking to me. There’s just no pleasing him.
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Meeps and Squeeky @meepssqueeky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Adoptable kittens alert! If you are in the Seattle area or love kittens, please share this! For anyone in the greater Seattle area, if anyone wants to adopt a kitten or 3, this mama (pictured playing with one of her daughters) has a litter of 5 kittens that need homes! Thread 🧵 for more info.
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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He died as he lived - wildly riding a unicycle & tossing scallops to the bystanders
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maybe two won't be nissed...
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Axios @axios.com · 03/09/2026
📉 JUST IN: Widespread AI outage underway as ChatGPT, Claude and Grok are all down
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Widespread AI outage underway
Outages are common, but it's unusual for all three to go down at once.
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Mr. Pimo @mrpimo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
hbo and james gunn confirm new 8-part action true-crime series spinoff.
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Gillian Martin @gillmartin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
#datacentres #datacenters
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I got a deal of 3. 3.8 bags for 60.00 high test indica..
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hey! Watching reacher too?
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
We are not.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Moby Dick by artist Gerard DuBois
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, in heaven. A dog with little wings runs towards her open arms. Off panel, a speech bubble reads “welcome to Heaven! Here is your dog!”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. She says, “where’s my cat?”
The third panel zooms out. There are dogs with little wings everywhere. Sarah says, “Where’s ANY of the cats?”
The fourth panel shows a circle of cats holding hands and dancing gleefully surrounded by flames in hell.
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Any HP Lovecraft game!
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Controller . Made me hate those rail games/ shooters
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Chase Omega @chase-omega.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hey remember when Sony and Playstation weren't run by a bunch of cocksucking dipshits? youtu.be/SJ-To7WJyWs?...
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The Moment Sony Won E3 2013 - Sony Conference - Eurogamer
YouTube video by Eurogamer
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Im still enjoying Blasto!
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Smoke some indica. Be with my wife. Wish she would dominate me. Which she wont..
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Why not??
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Nahhh..
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I hope it's better than I expect..not asking for much..
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Not since the Brood...
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I did mine last night, so I can fuck off on caterday, smoke some indica, clean the pool, and play the ps5...and be with my wife!
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It takes my wife that long time make hers flat...but I love it curly and crazy like..it's such a sexy mane of fake platinum blond hair!
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
sorry, I don't trust medical advice from medical professionals who specialize in the medical field. I only take medical advice from 34-count convicted pedophiles who survive on Diet Coke and Big Macs, people who eat roadkill dick and don't wash their hands after taking a shit, and Naziferatu
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I got kinda stoned this past weekend. Have not had funds for indica for a while but thought i saw a big group of baby wolf spiders by the shadows. Where is momma if they are that big...grabbed the bug spray. Camel crickets..sorry little fellas...but I have Arachnaphobia.i could not help myself..
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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IGN @ign.com · 07/01/2026
A mysterious countdown on Amazon’s official Fallout website is set to unlock when the Season 2 finale comes out — but fans think it might also signal the shadowdrop of a Fallout 3 or New Vegas remaster. bit.ly/4bkpMu2
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
It's their reliance on the US to come to their aid. How quickly that happens depends on how much they piss them off. But what about the next goon in the white house will do. We're dead either way.
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Ok Wednesday, we meet again. I am prepared with some indica and copious amount or really dark coffee, so I can understand what the fuck you want and give you the correct number to call. No. Insurance and medical insurance are not connected- yes I'll calmly argue the point with you,till you hang up
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Yeah, I was going to wash it anyway...
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Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Zen break. Enjoy the upside down rotating Christmas tree as much as you would like.
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Very nice.
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I have turned to medical marijuana. I could not take the Oxy twins any longer.
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Die to rampant stupid callers I had to work with today I was compelled to smoke my lunch. Why yes. The rest of my day was more enjoyable think you.
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Tonight's goals: 1. Get stoned on Nana's Wedding Cake. 2. Watch some " Lower Decks " 3. Go to sleep.
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I got told today by a 35 year old that I sound like an attorney on the phone and to speak like I'm speaking to a child. I asked a simple question 5 times to help them.that was their reply all 5 times.
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Have you seen " this is the End " ?
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Did you watch Vice Principals? You'll laugh your ass off! I think he may show up on the eastbound and down series too.
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Raechel Portelli @raportelli.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
If you haven't already watched Danny McBride's The Righteous Gemstones yet you should.if for no other reason than Walter Goggins as Uncle Baby Billy😉
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2025
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
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Pamalee Ruane @pamalee-ruane.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
By Luis Enrique Camejo Vento (Cuban, b.1971) "Mirror Reflection," 2021 #Watercolor 76 x 56 cm #ArtSky #Art
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Gary the Cat @greatgramsofgary.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Since we’re posting more regularly here and it’s a new platform I figured we should introduce ourselves. This is Gary. He’s an 11-year old domestic longhair cat and together we adventure around western Canada, mostly in the Rocky Mountains.
A cat wearing pit viper goggles with rainbow lenses relaxes on a bare glacier. A mountain is visible behind him.
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
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Imaganos @imaganos.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I have yet to start that!
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