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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026
Archaeologists Discover More Old Shit That Sucks theonion.com/archaeologists-discove…
Archaeologists Discover More Old Shit That Sucks
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Sabrina Imbler @sabs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
sound the new monkey alarm!!!! defector.com/new-monkey-n...
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New Monkey! New Monkey! There’s A New Monkey! | Defector
Many new species have been announced this week. There are new mites from Saudi Arabia and a new weevil from Japan. There are new midges from China and new spiders from Brazil and China. There is a new...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/06/2026
Kash Patel’s Eyes Fall Out
Kash Patel’s Eyes Fall Out
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noland! @ihavenoland.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
pokemon champions is bringing out the worst in me
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Josh Cook @joshthelibromancer.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Somehow I had totally missed The Lynx bookstore in Florida had a banned & challenged book distribution organization. Oh! And you can donate to them!
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The Lynx Books
Gainesville's local independent bookstore
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Another point to show that most people do not want book bans. The outrage (as usual) is manufactured.
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Lisa Song @lisalsong.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I really like food and would prefer we do something about this: www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...
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World food systems ‘pushed to the brink’ by extreme heat, UN warns
Severe heatwaves in commonly hot regions could leave farmers unable to work outside, with livestock mortality rates expected to rise
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Lit Hub @literaryhub.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
In honor of National Poetry Month, we recommended reading Allen Ginsberg’s “A Supermarket in California” today.
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One great poem to read today: Allen Ginsberg’s “A Supermarket in California”
This April marks the 30th iteration of National Poetry Month, which was launched by the Academy of American Poets in April 1996. To celebrate, the Literary Hub staff will be recommending one great …
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Susurrus @susurrusmag.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
🐴Welcome to Issue Fourteen! We hope you find something that makes you feel right at home.🐴 View it here: susurrusthemagazine.com/issue-fourteen 📸: Tyler Malone
Susurrus. Issue Fourteen. Spring 2026.Featuring: Tyler Malone, Amy Barnes, Noland Blain, Margaret Emma Brandl, Christopher Lee Chilton, Alexis Clifton, James Daniels, Wren Donovan, Christina Ellison, Reva Russell English, GTimothy Gordon, Nicole Gulotta, Lola Haskins, Jennifer Randall Hotz, Tyler Jagt, Caleb Johnson, Venus Knowles, Deanna Lernihan, Dawn Levitt
JH Lucas, Marshall Moore, Sean Sexton, Beth Sherman, and Hali-Sofala Jones
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noland! @ihavenoland.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
grogu is capitalism
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Lum @brokentoys.social · 13/04/2026
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
you gotta take a piss before the piss takes you
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 02/04/2026
/honk
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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The Department of State tweets a video of Secretary Marco Rubio. In the video, Rubio says: "Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Iran had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have a much different country."FactPost News tweets a video of Donald Trump speaking at a podium. In the video he says: "We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things."
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 31/03/2026
It's Trans Day of Visibility today. If you're trans and are raising money for something (I don't care what it is), reply to this thread and I will boost you. If you are a cis person, take a look and find someone to support if you can. Everyone give this a share after.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 29/03/2026
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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404 Media @404media.co · 12/03/2026
The hours of videos provide fascinating, or perhaps horrifying, insight into the thinking of someone inside DOGE.
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I Watched 6 Hours of DOGE Bro Testimony. Here's What They Had to Say For Themselves
The hours of videos provide fascinating, or perhaps horrifying, insight into the thinking of someone inside DOGE.
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Lit Hub @literaryhub.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Jess deCourcy Hinds celebrates the librarians who inspired her for International Women’s Day.
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8 Badass Librarians We Need to Celebrate This International Women’s Day
In the late Victorian era, Melvil Dewey, inventor of the Dewey Decimal system (and a womanizer) argued that women make excellent librarians because we have “a clear head, strong hand… and great hea…
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
very aspect of life in this country is designed so that people do not form bonds or relationships with other people, it's wild to watch in action. Never seen divide and conquer applied this rigorously to a domestic population that is not under foreign occupation
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tamara nopper @tamaranopper.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
In 1993, Octavia E. Butler wrote a defense of public libraries. “Public libraries in particular are the open universities of America. They're free; they're accessible to everyone… I'm a writer at least partly because I had access to public libraries.“
On April 29, 1986, I stood on the corner of Fifth Street and Grand Avenue in downtown Los Angeles and watched black smoke pour from the windows of L.A.'s Central Library. The big library, which I loved, and in which l
wrote my first novel, was a victim not only of arson, but of years-decades-of neglect, political bickering, and short-term think-ing. Ironically, by the time of the fire, the building's long-needed renovations had finally been scheduled. This year, those ren-ovations, made all the more urgent by the fire, will be com-piete-Just in time for another, broader library crisis.
All over the country now, public libraries are in as much danger from shortsighted budget cuts, political expediency, and neglect as the old firetrap Central Library ever was from fire. The L.A.
Library fire was a metaphor for what's happening to libraries in
Some libraries have al-
ready been closed. Others have had to cut hours, staff, services, and acquisitions.
This is not sensible! We Americans of the 1990s are sending our unskilled and semiskilled jobs away to low-wage countries just as fast as we can. We're hoping that the long-term result of this will be to stimulate enough of an increase in trade to create new, better-paying jobs. Of course new workers will need more education to get those jobs, and displaced workers will need job-market information and retraining. But meanwhile, we're saving money by cutting school budgets, closing school libraries. raising university tuitions and fees, and diminishing or closing public libraries
In my most recent book, my main character, who lives in a poorer, dumber near-future time, writes,
"Intelligence is ongoing,
individual adaptability."
And
"Civilization is ... a means of combining the intelligence of many to achieve ongoing group adaptability." Just so. And in the present time of great change, public libraries, like public schools are among the best tools of adaptation and civilization that our society has.
Public libraries in parti…
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
My theory of the moment: The extraordinary courage of ordinary people in places like Minneapolis is reawakening us to our social and economic ties to immigrants. It's making "love thy neighbor" cool again. That's the ultimate antidote to MAGA hate. Thoughts on this: newrepublic.com/article/2059...
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
the community
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Ryan @rudepolaroids.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
It’s Make Out Friday btw…
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
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It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 03/02/2026
a very good summary of everything that's come out, from the stuff that's important to the stuff people have misrepresented
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Marcus Luther @marcusluther.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
"It's less harmful to me to make sure that they can do the things without the AI than to try and push the AI into my classroom knowing that, at least for some of them, it's going to mean that they don't get to acquire the skills that they need." This this this this this this this this this this 🙏
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
One Cold Brew After Another
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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans
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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
lowkey crazy how different life could be if 50% of society wasn’t brainwashed into being dumb republican shills for the financial interests of the 10 worst people in the world
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 13/01/2026
Great question! It’s not just about whether or not the gyre is widening – its that the falcon cannot hear the Falconer. In today’s blood-dimmed world, it’s a game-changer that many don’t consider. The kicker? A beast that is rough, slouching, and born.
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 12/01/2026
semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003 when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
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james folta @jamesfolta.com · 08/01/2026
For @literaryhub.bsky.social, I wrote about the weird trend of writing about AI like it has agency and accountability
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Stop anthropomorphizing lines of code.
Elon Musk promised that his social media company X would be “the everything app,” but these days “everything” seems to only include slop, fascist propaganda, and abuse. Increasingly, the social med…
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Ron Deibert @rondeibert.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Have you noticed 🇺🇸 ICE vehicles screeching to a halt and snatching people off the street? Ever wonder how they knew about that person's location? Here's how 👇 www.404media.co/inside-ices-...
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Inside ICE’s Tool to Monitor Phones in Entire Neighborhoods
404 Media has obtained material that explains how Tangles and Webloc, two surveillance systems ICE recently purchased, work. Webloc can track phones without a warrant and follow their owners home or t...
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WIRED @wired.com · 08/01/2026
Law enforcement has more tools than ever to track your movements and access your communications. Here’s how to protect your privacy if you plan to protest. www.wired.com/story/how-to...
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How to Protest Safely in the Age of Surveillance
Law enforcement has more tools than ever to track your movements and access your communications. Here’s how to protect your privacy if you plan to protest.
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Altmetric @altmetric.com · 08/01/2026
Since Jan 1 2025, which feels like four trillion years ago, research has been shared on here 5 million whole-ass times. Bluesky recently passed 2 billion posts IN TOTAL. So 0.25% of the entire site's traffic was citations to research. That is actually massively high. Is it? Yes. Here's why.
Altmetric Explorer screenshot: Showing 5,011,088 mentions (from 4,918,333 individual posts) of research outputs from the results of your search query.
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
i want to have sex with a wizard
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 05/01/2026
Every new tech product is a wiretap that may also tell you to self harm. The only distinction is form factor.
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Anker's Soundcore Work AI voice recorder offers transcription in an ultra-compact form factor
Anker's Soundcore just revealed the Work voice recorder. It's tiny and uses AI to transcribe conversations.
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404 Media @404media.co · 05/01/2026
The most effective surveillance-evading gear might already be in your closet.
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The State of Anti-Surveillance Design
The most effective surveillance-evading gear might already be in your closet.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
most of it is paywalled so I can complete necessary purchases, but a little something for the bsky audience that's been so kind to me this year! some hot takes of mine!
THINGS I WISH WOULD STOP BUT PROBABLY WON’T
Any essay with a title that starts with “The Death of…”

The ongoing blurring of the lines between entertainment and politics. Political influencers. Debate-as-spectacle.

Tumblr-style media consumption of television. You do not personally know the characters on your screen. Get a grip.

People saying “gay guy.” I am not your weird little Pomeranian.

“Hope this helps.” No you don’t!

People making videos where they sit in full view of the camera and nod along to some other video playing behind them.

All of it. Everything. You know, of course, what I’m referring to.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/12/2025
this is the stuff that makes me say turn it all off and drag the printing presses out of the mothballs
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
None of that weird shit in Annihilation would’ve gone down like that if I had been there
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Imagine if these companies spent all this time and money making stuff that was cool and good, and paying human beings to do it!
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Hollywood cozied up to AI in 2025 and had nothing good to show for it
Hollywood bet big on generative AI slop in 2025.
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 19/12/2025
Celebrate the Public Domain with the Internet Archive in 2026! #PublicDomainDay is nearly here. Works from 1930 & sound recordings from 1925 will soon be open to reuse. Enter our film contest & join our events! All the details ⤵️ blog.archive.org/public-domai... #PublicDomain #event #contest
Colorful montage of works entering the public domain in 2026, including vintage posters, book covers, comic panels, and film stills. Prominent titles shown include All Quiet on the Western Front, Animal Crackers, As I Lay Dying, The Little Engine That Could, The Secret of the Old Clock, King of Jazz, The Maltese Falcon, The Cat Who Went to Heaven, Morocco, and Murder at the Vicarage. Music titles such as Georgia on My Mind, I Got Rhythm, and Dream a Little Dream of Me appear, along with early cartoon images of characters who would later become Betty Boop and Disney’s Pluto. The collage highlights iconic literature, films, music, and comics transitioning into the public domain.Poster for the Internet Archive's 2026 Public Domain Film Remix Contest, featuring the "Lockette," a cartoon character with an open lock, seated in a director's chair, legs crossed, and holding a megaphone. Projected on a screen to her right is a frame from the 1930 film "King of Jazz". Illustrated by Freya Morgan.A noir-style illustrated poster titled “The Case of the Disappearing Copyright.” The Lockette—a cartoon character whose body is an open yellow padlock—cautiously steps out of an open vault marked with a copyright symbol. A strong beam of light shines from outside the frame, casting a large copyright symbol onto the floor. Floating eyes and a magnifying glass with a question mark evoke a detective mystery. Red footprints lead toward the open vault door. Text reads: “Public Domain Day 2026” and “Jan 21st @10am PT: Virtual.” Illustrated by Freya Morgan.
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Antiquity Journal @antiquity.ac.uk · 19/12/2025
Check out our Historical #Archaeology collection, with FREE and #OpenAccess content such as: 🪙 The coins of the San José Galleon shipwreck ⚰️ Execution in Early Modern Poland 🧬 Family secrets at Jamestown, Virginia & more! 🏺 www.cambridge.org/core/journal...
View of Dunyvaig castle and the Lagavulin distillery in Lagavulin Bay on the Scottish island of Islay, with the text 'Historical Archaeology, Antiquity'.
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noland! @ihavenoland.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
something funny about meta ray bans is you just KNOW they'll eventually put start putting ads in your lenses
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 14/12/2025
Would you like to know how to make a zine? Here's easy step-by-step instructions on how to make your own without the use of a computer by @thorazos.bsky.social
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
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