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Kel

@ifkel.bsky.social
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A queer who just loves their friends | they/she/it 🏳️‍⚧️🍉💕

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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 09/10/2026
Kel is watching a video of someone playing metazooa and keeps saying “moose. Moose. GUESS AN UNGULATE, MOOSE” in increasingly desperate tones
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 09/10/2026
Also, if you have a healthy and young cat, I would love for you to consider blood donation if it’s an option in your area 💖 Milly’s emergency blood transfusion allowed us to have a few extra days with her and those days meant the world
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Charredasperity (commissions open) @charredasperity.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Furries will be like "Lmao, lizards don't have mammary glands, dumbass" when you draw boobs on a reptile woman, but will cry when you point out that rabbits don't have paw pads
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 08/10/2026
“Death shall prevail as long as our will falls to rust. May necessity anneal our resolve.”
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 08/10/2026
Milly passed away early this morning in @ifkel.bsky.social’s and my arms. Thank y’all for all of the love you’ve shown her and me; it has meant a lot.
Milly wrapped in a blanket with her face on it, looking out a window in the afternoon sun. This was one of her favorite spots.
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh man you don't get plurality? damn that's crazy a lot of ppl who are supportive of trans people don't get it entirely either and they still try their best without calling us weird or post about how they don't care you're not cool or edgy, you actually just suck
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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K Arsenault Rivera @arsenaultrivera.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love my job and my coworkers, and I’ve never been prouder of them than I have today. Unionizing helps us protect each other—and all the things we love about our work. I hope you’ll support us.
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🎃Yagamimi🎃 @luigiyagami.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ok its done what do i win #zelda #princesszelda #tloz
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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A ferret, a mink, a stoat, and a weasel are starting up a new band called Weezel
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i love the set so much no one can take this from me
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I do not find it "amiable" when a TSA agent gropes me because a theatrical machine put a glowing square around my dick. Why would amiability be a standard for the part of the process where they put me in a trackable database?
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gm
Someone tweets "gotd - How the fuck can there be anti
vaccine "witches?"

If you disagree with binding an invisible malignant entity into a single drop of potin that seals a subject's blood against the full force of that very same entity's curse then you are not and can never be a witch you're just a karen who buys rocks"
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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beepatrix3 @benamas2.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
fucked up 'gay panic defense' is a thing and 'ragebait worked defense' isnt
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 25/09/2026
"Why do you need cis people to be the ones to stand up for you?"
screenshot from Control Resonant. Dylan Faden stands in a fight ready stance, weapon in hand, in an open area with no apparent features. text above him reads "Cannot Transition During Combat"
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Kelvira 🎃 @ohhellkell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ended up needing more letters than just the two, but thankfully insurance covered much of the cost.
2022 tweet from Kelly wobbegong (me) that reads 

"It's not hard to get pussy"
Maybe not for you but I need letters from two doctors and $25,000
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Kel @ifkel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How else are you supposed to prevent tongue sweat
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 22/09/2026
you’ve gotta treat blexas like a scared deer. do not approach, do not make eye contact, try not to breathe if possible, and definitely don’t say “this is our year”
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 22/09/2026
A friend sent me this one last night.
Post:

unbearable experience @paso • Sep 17
...
just remembered that time i was stealth mode at a conference and this guy asked me how come i 'decided to work on trans communities as a cis gay man' and i panicked and just replied 'well, marxism' to which he just said
'right of course

Reply:

river
@KuwaCos
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disco elysium roll
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 22/09/2026
I *have* to do work, I have deadlines, but fuck if it isn’t tempting to just stay curled up in bed because these last few weeks have really beat me down
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Metroid: Hell, I Could Eat
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𝙈𝙮𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙨𝘼𝙧𝙚𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙠 🔜 MC Atlanta @myhandsareblank.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is not a drill!!! The OM1 Art on Unexpected Windfall is in the Foundation Commander decks! The technology exists!
The card Unexpected Windfall from OM1The card Unexpected Windfall from FDC
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DeltaAce @deltaace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tumblr Post by demilypyro
"the concept of ago is so funny. yeah uhh trans women get sexual gratification from uhhhh being beautiful and sexy. y'know like everyone else"

"disgusting trans woman fetishes such as: feeling good about your body"
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i at least appreciate when dems are up front with their fascist tendencies
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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The Verge @theverge.com · 14/09/2026
Privacy activists note that ending Flock contracts won’t be enough to stop mass surveillance. The Flock backlash has reportedly enriched Axon, the company that also makes Tasers and body-worn cameras. Read more from @gabydvj.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/policy/99441...
Verge hed: Your local Flock camera may be gone, but you're still being surveilled
by Gaby Del Valle

Photo of a Flock camera
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026
Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course? By Sam Altman, CEO, OpenAI theonion.com/anyone-else-...
Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course? By Sam Altman, CEO, OpenAI
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
this shit sucks and it’s stupid. people respect candidates who stand on business.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Reminder if you are not sapphic do not say all your base are belong to us
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 07/09/2026
"there's a top shortage" there's a bitches who can make and keep plans shortage!!!
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recruit tesarova @tesarova.neocities.org · 01/09/2026
sis u are not "boymoding" u look like a fucking dyke
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Hella Hannah 🌟 [Comms Open!] @hellahannah.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The first Przewalski’s foal born on the steppes of Kazakhstan in 200 years <3
A digital sketch of a Przewalski’s horse mare and foal trotting on a blank background. The text beneath them reads “restoring the species with mama”
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Immortality. Longer/Wider Genitals. Infinite Brain Power. The Secret Is Fish Milk.
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 18/08/2026
re: whether smut counts as reading
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Kel @ifkel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
gods I need to look into getting sleep study done and maybe look into fatigue conditions
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Kel @ifkel.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Seems fun!
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I keep seeing Sex+ in people's bios and, IDK man, I'm just exhausted, does everything need to become a premium subscription service?
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Sartha kayce @t4tcisphobe.hellstar.plus · 27/07/2026
jerkhov's gun is my favorite smut trope
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
matthew always brings the receipts
• A law called the "Food Traceability Rule," designed to make tracing contaminated food easier, was supposed to go into effect on January 20, 2026.
• Taylor Foods started paying Sidley Austin to lobby. on "regulation of food safety" in January of 2025.
• On March 20, 2025, FDA announced they were pushing back the implementation of the "Food Traceability Rule" by 30 months.
• On March 26, 2025, Taylor Fresh Foods Inc contributed $1,000,000 to MAGA Inc, a Trump-aligned super PAC.
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Wyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
to be fair they do also release pretty fun board games where you get to play as wrestling crabs
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Titania @titaniasrealm.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Life is better with books and cats 🎨 Timothy Matthews
Illustration of three cats sleeping on piles of books on the floor.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/07/2026
before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. that way, you can sell the second one to fund your journey. follow me for more Revenge Grindset tips and tricks
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/07/2026
Really crazy to learn that JK Rowling once worked at Amnesty International as a bilingual researcher but she was fired because she was too busy writing books during work hours instead of documenting war crimes in French speaking Africa.
A screenshot of an article snippet featuring a photograph of J.K. Rowling credited to Twocoms / Shutterstock.com. Below the photo, a heading reads "J.K. Rowling" followed by "Net worth: $1 billion." Two paragraphs of text follow: "Before she was a best-selling author, 'Harry Potter' creator J.K. Rowling lost her job as a secretary for the London office of Amnesty International because she was caught writing creative stories on her computer while on the clock. She used her severance to begin Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Today, Rowling is a billionaire, thanks to the book series that has sold over 500 million copies and a blockbuster film franchise."
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
pawsa de hidratación
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