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Ian Evenden

@ievenden.wtf
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Magazine guy. Often mistaken for an adult. Freelance games, tech & science journalist writing articles in all sorts of places and editing them in others. Views mine not theirs. evenden(at)gmail, pixelfed.social/ianev

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Robert Jones @robertnjones.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This month @pcgamer.com magazine gets world-exclusive access to @blizzard.com's incredible @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com: Forever. A new golden age of MMOs begins! Plus, Total War: Warhammer 40K, Rainbow Six Tactics, Bodycam, Afterworld, Max Payne 2, and much more, too. tinyurl.com/2cerxhyf
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PC Gamer magazine's new issue is on sale now: World of Warcraft: Forever
Plus, Total War: Warhammer 40,000, Stronghold 4, Rainbow Six Tactics, Bodycam, The Blood of Dawnwalker, Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne, and much more, too
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Laura Helmuth @laurahelmuth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not everybody knows this, and everybody should. On Sept. 26, 1983, a Soviet nuclear warning system alerted Stanislav Yevgrafovich Petrov that the U.S. had launched a missile attack. He did not retaliate, preventing WWIII. This is a post about AI. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanisl...
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Stanislav Petrov - Wikipedia
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Dr Paul Dorfman @drpauldorfman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
EVs are now nine times cheaper than petrol or diesel to drive in the UK. www.carbonbrief.org/analysis-evs...
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Analysis: EVs are now nine times cheaper than petrol or diesel to drive in the UK  - Carbon Brief
The latest surge in fossil-fuel prices means it is now up to nine times cheaper in the UK to drive an electric vehicle (EV) than a petrol or diesel car, shows Carbon Brief analysis.
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TheBossRoss 🧶 @thebossross.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Many think that AI is safe to use for simple tasks that require no 'research'. Here's an example. A black-and-white photo. AI was asked to colour it. What can go wrong, right?
A black-and-white family photo. A Christmas scene, the family gathered, all generations, next to the tree.A screenshot of the command. Ai was asked "recolour this image"
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 21/09/2026
How am I supposed to work under these conditions?
A dalmatian sleeps on his back with his feet adorably bent in front of him.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 17/09/2026
I've always said elite athletes have it far too easy. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympi...
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River that is home to 500 crocodiles chosen to host 2032 Olympic rowing and canoe events
A river that is home to about 500 saltwater crocodiles is given the OK to host Olympic and Paralympic rowing and canoeing events at the 2032 Brisbane Games.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 17/09/2026
Yesterday, this notorious criminal tunneled under the fence and had a glorious 15-minute reign of terror across the neighbours' gardens before coming home for his dinner. Please join me in telling him what a bad, bad boy he is before tickling his ears and rubbing his tummy.
Five-month-old dalmatian puppy with nothing but thoughts of escape and biscuits in his mind.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 09/09/2026
Female sparrowhawk took a pigeon on the lawn.
Female sparrowhawk crouched over the corpse of the pigeon she's plucking and eating.
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The world's most notorious custard-pie thrower is dead. What an obituary. He got Bernard-Henri Lévy seven times.
​Known to his army of fans as L’Entarteur or Georges le Gloupier, Godin launched his career as a serial deflator of egos in 1969, when he planted a tarte à la crème on the face of the French novelist Marguerite Duras (“She has a kind of intelligence and cleverness that serves only her own vanity,” he complained), and he went on to “pie” a cast list of celebrities for sins ranging from pomposity to “choosing to function in the service of the capitalist status quo”.The same could not be said of Bernard-Henri Lévy, one of France’s “new philosophers,” whose provocative views on sex, frequent appearances on television and penchant for white silk shirts unbuttoned practically to the navel, had made him a cult figure – and one of Godin’s most satisfying victims.

Levy once declared: “I am the most gifted writer of my generation,” and often boasted of his reasonableness and tolerance, but he was forced to endure footage being repeatedly shown on French television of himself, covered in cream, during a visit to the Belgian city of Liège, trying to strangle Godin and shouting: “Get up, or I’ll kick your head in.”Noël Godin was born on September 13 1945 and came to pie-throwing after a rebellious youth in which he scandalised the priests in the confessional by speaking of his “horrible sexual life”, and was thrown out of Liège University after emptying a pot of glue over the head of a law lecturer who had helped write the constitution for the Portuguese dictator António de Oliveira Salazar.

He found work at Friends of Film, an obscure magazine published by the Belgian Catholic League. It had a tiny readership, which was just as well, as Godin made up most of his articles. In one he claimed that Louis Armstrong had once been a cannibal and had invested in a film called The Vegetables of Good Will in which Claudia Cardinale played a giant endive.

In another he conjured up a fictional blind Thai filmmaker named Vivian Pei, describing her film, The Lotus Flower Will Never Again Grow on the Edge of Your Island, in such convincing terms that an Asian film specialist travelled to Thailand in an effort to track her down.“We’re very careful not to hurt people,’’ he explained. “Well, they are hurt, but always in their amour-propre.”

In 1995 Godin published an autobiography, Cream and Punishment. His other targets over the years included the New Wave director Jean-Luc Godard (who charmed his assailant by hailing the attack as a homage to silent film), the French politician Nicolas Sarkozy, the choreographer Maurice Béjart and the Ryanair chairman Michael O​’Leary. He tended not to pick Belgian victims, he explained, because few would notice if he did.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 26/08/2026
Happy #InternationalDogDay. Remi is international, he was born in Wales.
World's dumbest dalmatian, doing a blep
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 12/08/2026
Really thin now #eclipse
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 12/08/2026
Sunspot becoming visible on the left there
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 12/08/2026
#eclipse Proper crescent moon shape now
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 12/08/2026
#eclipse is starting
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 06/08/2026
www.maptap.gg August 6 99🎯 99🎯 100🎯 95🏅 99🎯 Final score: 980 My best score yet
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 01/08/2026
"I just replaced the PSU in a PC and it came back on again first time. AMA."
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 31/07/2026
backslash first world problem la-la land RGB wide-body
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Proust Baking Company Recalls Thousands of Madeleines
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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
If anyone would like to see a short video of a dog using their tail as a rotar blade, this is your lucky day.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 13/07/2026
Sorry to say I've become the kind of prick who makes an Instagram account for his dog. Anyway, please follow my dog. www.instagram.com/remi_the_dal...
A dalmatian dog with a red lead
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Peter Walker @peterwalker99.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I had to check but this is genuine. What a way to trigger a by-election.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 08/07/2026
In the Hundreds, the Chiltern Hundreds, the Liar sleeps tonight. Is this anything?
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 22/06/2026
I don't think I like the look of this.
Screenshot of a weather forecast showing 36, 40 and 39 degrees over three days.
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Agustin Capeletto @lowpoly.gg · 16/06/2026
I'm porting Quake to 3D CSS, so it runs in the browser without WebGL. It's open source 👹 Play it! cssquake.com Repo: github.com/LayoutitStud...
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 16/06/2026
My daughter brought home a flyer from the local theatre school.
An AI-generated girl singing into a microphone and doing something impossible.
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Alex Selby-Boothroyd @alexselbyb.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Can I just stop you there?
Dying in a car crash at the age of 24 in 1955 means James Dean achieved his dream of immortality
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ON games journal @ongamesjournal.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
ON3 is now live on Kickstarter! Grab your copy of ON3 at a 20% discount - we’ve got slipcases, add-ons and discounts on the entire ON collection! on.games/on3 #ON3mag #GamesMagazine #ProjectWeLove @kickstarter.com
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Robert Jones @robertnjones.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The latest issue of @pcgamer.com magazine is out now, with world exclusive access to @theastronauts.bsky.social's killer dark fantasy RPG shooter, Witchfire. Plus, The Expanse: Osiris Reborn, Diablo IV: Lord of Hatred, Star Wars Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast, and much more, too. tinyurl.com/bddwn4b8
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PC Gamer magazine's new issue is on sale now: Witchfire
Plus, The Expanse: Osiris Reborn, Xenonauts 2, Road to Vostok, Diablo IV: Lord of Hatred, Star Wars Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast, Silverstone FLP02 retro case, and much more, too
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 15/05/2026
Obviously this story is absolutely horrific, but there was one little detail that stood out. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Screenshot from a new story with the words "use fertiliser to manufacture explosives and nuclear weapons" highlighted.
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I think this maybe the most niché bit of trivia I’ve ever heard.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 13/05/2026
I get the best email sometimes.
Screenshot of an email subject line with the words "the Queen of Lymphatic Drainage" highlighted.
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Robert Jones @robertnjones.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I'm happy to announce the latest issue of the freshly redesigned @pcgamer.com magazine is out now, with world exclusive access to @blizzard.com's wicked new @diablo.blizzard.com 4: Lord of Hatred expansion. 😈 Proud to have helped bring this new look PC Gamer mag to life! tinyurl.com/3cmzr936
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PC Gamer magazine's new issue is on sale now: Diablo 4: Lord of Hatred
Plus, Directive 8020, Star Wars: Galactic Racer, Control Resonant, Masters of Albion, Crimson Desert, DLSS 5, compact keyboards tested, and much more, too
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 22/04/2026
This is why I have high blood pressure.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 03/04/2026
“go back to the moon but this time we have really good cameras” was a fantastic idea
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 01/04/2026
It's not a good day to have the kind of inbox that attracts press releases.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 26/03/2026
Anyone else getting job listings from the 1970s?
A screeshot with the words "UK Copywriter posted on 1/1/70"
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A Profound Waste of Time @apwot.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Here’s a little video of the lenticular test for the upcoming issue 6!
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ON games journal @ongamesjournal.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Introducing ON3: Elden Ring edition - launching on @kickstarter.com this spring. Featuring YouTubers @vaatividya.com and @smoughtown.bsky.social, double the writers and worldwide shipping. It’s going to be huge - find out more: on.games/on3 #EldenRing #fromsoftware #GamesMagazine #ON3mag
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 14/03/2026
Found your autobiography.
A book called Prick.
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Jeremy Peel @jeremypeel.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I feel like there are a lot more people out there who’re yet to discover ON, and would love it. I’m in Volume Two chronicling Wolfenstein via a bunch of original interviews (I got the scoop on MachineGames’ plan for a new sequel many months before any website did!)
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 07/03/2026
Garden trampolines. Great for kids during covid lockdown, less fun years later when they're rusty, haven't been used for years, and need to be dismantled in the rain.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 04/03/2026
New numbers station just dropped.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 29/01/2026
This watermark graffiti by street artist Mathieu Tremblin is, like, the best thing ever.
A photo that appears to have a "gettyimages" watermark but the watermark is actually painted directly on the bridge.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 28/01/2026
Do I know anyone who uses a Nikon Z mirrorless camera?
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I do not understand why this doesn’t happen already. It’s bizarre.
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Marsh Davies @marshdavies.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Typical "centrism" from The Times, I see.
Crop from The Times newspaper of a picture of some cheese. The caption reads, "Cheese: neither good nor bad".
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 09/12/2025
Are your children creating Mary Shelley-inspired monsters during their art and crafts lessons? Know the signs.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 05/12/2025
Just reached a major milestone in my career as I managed to spell 'simultaneously' correctly the first time. It's all downhill from here.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 04/12/2025
Thanks, I feel really special.
Screenshot of an email that begins 'hey, {first name}'
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