iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Ian Evenden

@ievenden.wtf

163 followers 292 following 317 posts

Magazine guy. Often mistaken for an adult. Freelance games, tech & science journalist writing articles in all sorts of places and editing them in others. Views mine not theirs. evenden(at)gmail, pixelfed.social/ianev

Posts Replies Media

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 21/09/2026

How am I supposed to work under these conditions?

A dalmatian sleeps on his back with his feet adorably bent in front of him.

000

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 17/09/2026

Yesterday, this notorious criminal tunneled under the fence and had a glorious 15-minute reign of terror across the neighbours' gardens before coming home for his dinner. Please join me in telling him what a bad, bad boy he is before tickling his ears and rubbing his tummy.

Five-month-old dalmatian puppy with nothing but thoughts of escape and biscuits in his mind.

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 09/09/2026

Female sparrowhawk took a pigeon on the lawn.

Female sparrowhawk crouched over the corpse of the pigeon she's plucking and eating.

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 03/09/2026

That's pretty good, but I've got:

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 27/08/2026

Like this in the UK.

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 26/08/2026

Happy #InternationalDogDay. Remi is international, he was born in Wales.

World's dumbest dalmatian, doing a blep

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 12/08/2026

Really thin now #eclipse

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 12/08/2026

Sunspot becoming visible on the left there

000

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 12/08/2026

#eclipse Proper crescent moon shape now

000

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 12/08/2026

#eclipse is starting

000

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 08/08/2026

For last year's eclipse I stacked a 10-stop ND and a circular polariser and it seemed to come out OK.

Solar eclipse. A bite is taken out of the top of the sun and there's a visible sun spot.

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 13/07/2026

Sorry to say I've become the kind of prick who makes an Instagram account for his dog. Anyway, please follow my dog. www.instagram.com/remi_the_dal...

A dalmatian dog with a red lead

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 22/06/2026

I don't think I like the look of this.

Screenshot of a weather forecast showing 36, 40 and 39 degrees over three days.

000

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 16/06/2026

My daughter brought home a flyer from the local theatre school.

An AI-generated girl singing into a microphone and doing something impossible.

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 15/05/2026

Obviously this story is absolutely horrific, but there was one little detail that stood out. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Screenshot from a new story with the words "use fertiliser to manufacture explosives and nuclear weapons" highlighted.

000

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 13/05/2026

I get the best email sometimes.

Screenshot of an email subject line with the words "the Queen of Lymphatic Drainage" highlighted.

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 22/04/2026

This is why I have high blood pressure.

000

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 26/03/2026

Anyone else getting job listings from the 1970s?

A screeshot with the words "UK Copywriter posted on 1/1/70"

000

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 14/03/2026

Found your autobiography.

A book called Prick.

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 21/01/2026

Quick and dirty

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 09/12/2025

Are your children creating Mary Shelley-inspired monsters during their art and crafts lessons? Know the signs.

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 04/12/2025

Thanks, I feel really special.

Screenshot of an email that begins 'hey, {first name}'

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 21/11/2025

Excellent.

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 21/11/2025

The new APWOT arrived yesterday and it's simply marvelous to hold and read. I may be a touch biased having worked on multiple issues, but @cazwis.bsky.social produces a wonderful product and you should totally check out the Kickstarter for the next issue: @apwot.bsky.social. Print ain't dead.

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 12/11/2025

I'm sure you can get a tune out of one of these:

000

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 16/09/2025

Made the mistake of logging into Facebook and found its chatbot asking the big questions.

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 10/09/2025

Oh shit.

100

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 10/09/2025

I love getting emails like this. Your mind immediately jumps to aliens but really it's a new rock.

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 09/09/2025

The Guardian's automatic image overlay is having a nightmare, surely no one's looking at these before they're sent out.

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 08/09/2025

Got a new phone, and what the HELL is going on with that WhatsApp icon?

000

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 04/09/2025

Important news, everybody.

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 21/08/2025

Well it was the one my parents gave me.

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 18/08/2025

Quick, tidy up, I'm gonna be on TV in a minute.

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 15/08/2025

I definitely had a Steam account before 2013 and this list makes me look a bit basic. But I am basic.

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 04/08/2025

This must be some sort of new alphabetical order of which I was previously unaware.

000

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 30/07/2025

The validation I need in life, courtesy of an air fryer.

The display on an air fryer. It reads 'cool'.

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 13/07/2025

000

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 13/07/2025

The grounds are full of ladybirds this afternoon.

100

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 10/07/2025

Google Docs understands me.

A screenshot of a Google Docs spelling correction popup. It reads "turn-based donkey-farting".

000

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 08/07/2025

1. Stupid name for a plant. 2. No it isn't.

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 03/07/2025

NoThankYouVeryMuch

Screenshot from an email that reads "Announcing 12th Annual International Love and Sex with Robots Conference"

000

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 02/07/2025

Incredible image of a double-detonation supernova remnant from the ESO's VLT. www.eso.org/public/news/...

000

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 15/05/2025

Nice try, 'sailesforce'.

A spam email purporting to be from 'sailesforce'.

000

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 31/03/2025

Couple of pics from Saturday's partial solar eclipse, taken from Bath. Excellent sunspot visible on the left.

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 03/01/2025

Lovely conjunction between the Moon and Venus tonight.

The crescent moon and planet Venus shine in a black night sky.

000

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 29/12/2024

No thanks, I'll have the chicken.

Photo of a box offering roasted monkey.

000

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 29/10/2024

I get mail.

000

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 20/10/2024

#tsuchinshanatlas still there but getting fainter

000

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 19/10/2024

Comet A3 Tsuchinshan-Atlas from Bath tonight.

Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 10/10/2024

Everybody go outside and look north.

000