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Ian Evenden

@ievenden.wtf
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Magazine guy. Often mistaken for an adult. Freelance games, tech & science journalist writing articles in all sorts of places and editing them in others. Views mine not theirs. evenden(at)gmail, pixelfed.social/ianev

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Robert Jones @robertnjones.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This month @pcgamer.com magazine gets world-exclusive access to @blizzard.com's incredible @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com: Forever. A new golden age of MMOs begins! Plus, Total War: Warhammer 40K, Rainbow Six Tactics, Bodycam, Afterworld, Max Payne 2, and much more, too. tinyurl.com/2cerxhyf
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PC Gamer magazine's new issue is on sale now: World of Warcraft: Forever
Plus, Total War: Warhammer 40,000, Stronghold 4, Rainbow Six Tactics, Bodycam, The Blood of Dawnwalker, Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne, and much more, too
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 06/10/2026
I've got a ten year old who's very excited about this.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 02/10/2026
That used to be my party trick too. Strangely, I don't get invited to many parties these days.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 01/10/2026
The potato. Oh my god the potato.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 28/09/2026
Dayhawks, a game in which everybody is lovely and wouldn't dream of drinking your blood.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 28/09/2026
You misspelled 'twerk'.
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Laura Helmuth @laurahelmuth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not everybody knows this, and everybody should. On Sept. 26, 1983, a Soviet nuclear warning system alerted Stanislav Yevgrafovich Petrov that the U.S. had launched a missile attack. He did not retaliate, preventing WWIII. This is a post about AI. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanisl...
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Stanislav Petrov - Wikipedia
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Dr Paul Dorfman @drpauldorfman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
EVs are now nine times cheaper than petrol or diesel to drive in the UK. www.carbonbrief.org/analysis-evs...
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Analysis: EVs are now nine times cheaper than petrol or diesel to drive in the UK  - Carbon Brief
The latest surge in fossil-fuel prices means it is now up to nine times cheaper in the UK to drive an electric vehicle (EV) than a petrol or diesel car, shows Carbon Brief analysis.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 25/09/2026
It's a fortified manor actually.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 24/09/2026
The cardboard all over my lawn tells the sad tale of the death of a box this morning. Dogs are always looking for trouble after they wake up.
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TheBossRoss 🧶 @thebossross.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Many think that AI is safe to use for simple tasks that require no 'research'. Here's an example. A black-and-white photo. AI was asked to colour it. What can go wrong, right?
A black-and-white family photo. A Christmas scene, the family gathered, all generations, next to the tree.A screenshot of the command. Ai was asked "recolour this image"
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 21/09/2026
How am I supposed to work under these conditions?
A dalmatian sleeps on his back with his feet adorably bent in front of him.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 18/09/2026
Musk and Grimes?
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 17/09/2026
I've always said elite athletes have it far too easy. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympi...
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River that is home to 500 crocodiles chosen to host 2032 Olympic rowing and canoe events
A river that is home to about 500 saltwater crocodiles is given the OK to host Olympic and Paralympic rowing and canoeing events at the 2032 Brisbane Games.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 17/09/2026
Yesterday, this notorious criminal tunneled under the fence and had a glorious 15-minute reign of terror across the neighbours' gardens before coming home for his dinner. Please join me in telling him what a bad, bad boy he is before tickling his ears and rubbing his tummy.
Five-month-old dalmatian puppy with nothing but thoughts of escape and biscuits in his mind.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 15/09/2026
But Harriet: bewbs.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 15/09/2026
Great big Poles in space is a great sitcom idea.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 10/09/2026
Mama, just killed a man Put an arrow in his eye Pulled my bowstring, he did die
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 09/09/2026
Have you seen Panline?
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 09/09/2026
This image is only graphic because Google's Pro Zoom made it look a bit weird. But I was too far away to get a pic otherwise.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 09/09/2026
Female sparrowhawk took a pigeon on the lawn.
Female sparrowhawk crouched over the corpse of the pigeon she's plucking and eating.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 06/09/2026
Hammers?
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 03/09/2026
That's pretty good, but I've got:
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The world's most notorious custard-pie thrower is dead. What an obituary. He got Bernard-Henri Lévy seven times.
​Known to his army of fans as L’Entarteur or Georges le Gloupier, Godin launched his career as a serial deflator of egos in 1969, when he planted a tarte à la crème on the face of the French novelist Marguerite Duras (“She has a kind of intelligence and cleverness that serves only her own vanity,” he complained), and he went on to “pie” a cast list of celebrities for sins ranging from pomposity to “choosing to function in the service of the capitalist status quo”.The same could not be said of Bernard-Henri Lévy, one of France’s “new philosophers,” whose provocative views on sex, frequent appearances on television and penchant for white silk shirts unbuttoned practically to the navel, had made him a cult figure – and one of Godin’s most satisfying victims.

Levy once declared: “I am the most gifted writer of my generation,” and often boasted of his reasonableness and tolerance, but he was forced to endure footage being repeatedly shown on French television of himself, covered in cream, during a visit to the Belgian city of Liège, trying to strangle Godin and shouting: “Get up, or I’ll kick your head in.”Noël Godin was born on September 13 1945 and came to pie-throwing after a rebellious youth in which he scandalised the priests in the confessional by speaking of his “horrible sexual life”, and was thrown out of Liège University after emptying a pot of glue over the head of a law lecturer who had helped write the constitution for the Portuguese dictator António de Oliveira Salazar.

He found work at Friends of Film, an obscure magazine published by the Belgian Catholic League. It had a tiny readership, which was just as well, as Godin made up most of his articles. In one he claimed that Louis Armstrong had once been a cannibal and had invested in a film called The Vegetables of Good Will in which Claudia Cardinale played a giant endive.

In another he conjured up a fictional blind Thai filmmaker named Vivian Pei, describing her film, The Lotus Flower Will Never Again Grow on the Edge of Your Island, in such convincing terms that an Asian film specialist travelled to Thailand in an effort to track her down.“We’re very careful not to hurt people,’’ he explained. “Well, they are hurt, but always in their amour-propre.”

In 1995 Godin published an autobiography, Cream and Punishment. His other targets over the years included the New Wave director Jean-Luc Godard (who charmed his assailant by hailing the attack as a homage to silent film), the French politician Nicolas Sarkozy, the choreographer Maurice Béjart and the Ryanair chairman Michael O​’Leary. He tended not to pick Belgian victims, he explained, because few would notice if he did.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 27/08/2026
Like this in the UK.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 26/08/2026
Happy #InternationalDogDay. Remi is international, he was born in Wales.
World's dumbest dalmatian, doing a blep
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 25/08/2026
Richard.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 24/08/2026
Then what do they make seedless raspberry jam out of? Answer that, scientists!
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 24/08/2026
Played this on the Speccy +3 but hadn't seen the film so really had no idea what was going on. Often shot the hostage in the first-person sections and in the earlier levels that didn't matter, which possibly counts as a comment on policing.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 19/08/2026
I didn't know Jim Carrey was even in 28 Years Later.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 18/08/2026
Innocent Men Through The Ages: A Major New Exhibition Depecting the Dog Puppets of the English Normal Movement from 1610 to 1852.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 12/08/2026
Really thin now #eclipse
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 12/08/2026
Sunspot becoming visible on the left there
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 12/08/2026
#eclipse Proper crescent moon shape now
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 12/08/2026
#eclipse is starting
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 12/08/2026
Total eclipse maybe. There's a partial next year and another in 2028.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 11/08/2026
Even @tommysiegel.bsky.social never went this far.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 11/08/2026
Does the nose replace the whole beak, or does the beak remain as-is, just with a human nose instead of the nostrils at the top?
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 10/08/2026
Horizon Zero Dawn usually does very well on a low-spec PC and even integrated graphics.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 08/08/2026
I've just got my filters out of the drawer in preparation for Wednesday and it's a proper solar filter not an ND. Might have melted my sensor if it had been.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 08/08/2026
For last year's eclipse I stacked a 10-stop ND and a circular polariser and it seemed to come out OK.
Solar eclipse. A bite is taken out of the top of the sun and there's a visible sun spot.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 06/08/2026
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 05/08/2026
That looks like a juvenile bird, so it might be looking for a safe hole after leaving its parents.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 04/08/2026
Yeah, but what I really want to know is how he became Spider-Man in the first place.
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 01/08/2026
"I just replaced the PSU in a PC and it came back on again first time. AMA."
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 31/07/2026
backslash first world problem la-la land RGB wide-body
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 30/07/2026
Does it have 'Lidl' written all the way through the middle?
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Proust Baking Company Recalls Thousands of Madeleines
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Ian Evenden @ievenden.wtf · 20/07/2026
Is this policy Dunsinane or dunce-inane?
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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
If anyone would like to see a short video of a dog using their tail as a rotar blade, this is your lucky day.
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