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Icy @icecrystal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social Happy birthday, excellent Mr. Jimbo! I hope you have a super-duper day! 🎈🎉🎶🎂🥳🎈🎊🍰🎁🍺🎈
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Happy Birthday Jim with Confetti
ALT: Happy Birthday Jim with Confetti
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Icy @icecrystal.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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bradandthegoat on Instagram: "Change your clothes #cow#advice#mentalhealth#lifeadvice#relatabkeView all 698 comments"
Change your clothes #cow#advice#mentalhealth#lifeadvice#relatabke
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Icy @icecrystal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Finn Hopson @finnhop.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Stay cool #Brighton.
A seagull standing in a perfect round piece of shade, just the right size for a seagull.
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
My conspiracy theory on why no World Cup matches have been played at the same time so far? There's only one ball and it's transported to each venue between matches. FIFA doesn't want you to know that if a 2nd ball isn't found in time for tomorrow's simultaneous games, the tournament gets cancelled.
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Rob @robertocorleone.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Sometimes I'll be on a walk and I see someone drive by in the same kind of car I own and for a brief second it's always like "holy shit is that me?" Then I see it's someone else driving and I'm like "Ok good I must still be at home"
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Icy @icecrystal.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Twitter is broken today. It won't let me post.
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Icy @icecrystal.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
@joe-heenan.bsky.social Happy birthday, Joe! Have a great day! 🎈🎉🍾🍰🎈🎂🎁🎊🎈
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Icy @icecrystal.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
🎶 cos I'm saving all my frogs for yoooooooouuuu 🎶
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Icy @icecrystal.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I'm off to work now. Have a lovely Friday! xx
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Icy @icecrystal.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
@whiskysipper77.bsky.social Happy birthday, Ceej Oddclocks! If it is still your birthday there. Or if it isn't yet! Who knows! xx 🎈🎂🎁💐🎈💃🍰🍾🎊🎈
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Sam Heughan's Outlander Wink
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Icy @icecrystal.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I often wonder when I'm going to grow out of buying daft stuff.
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Icy @icecrystal.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
No, YOU just ordered a pack of tiny frogs. 😶
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Icy @icecrystal.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Wordle 1,783 5/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Icy @icecrystal.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Now I know why Twitter used to be a happy place. Because you fabulous lot of hilarious scallywags lived there. 😄
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Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I MADE SOME CHOCOLATE PEANUT CLUSTERS BUT IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY TOOK A SHIT ON THE SIDEBOARD. STOP SHOUTING.
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Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
That escaped Capybara...hear me out... Release a male into the same area. CAPYBARAS FOR EVERYONE.
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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 28/03/2026
Signed.
Petition

Stop stuff just happening all of the fucking time

Prohibit events continually happening all of the fucking time, one thing after another with no break to catch our collective breath. Make it a criminal offence for another thing to just fucking happen before we've digested the last thing that fucking happened.

THIS IS NOT REAL. I MADE THIS UP. UNCLENCH.
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Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Just watched a squirrel wipe its arse along the top of the fence.
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Tim & struppig @mkltxt.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Gibt wieder Wölfe in Berlin
Geländer über einem Bahngleis auf dem ein Wolf (?) gezeichnet wurde. Unten an dem Gleis befindet sich die ein großes Graffiti mit dem Schriftzug „Wolf“.
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Icy @icecrystal.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
So what is it that you do around here? Is there a slide, or a roundabout, or anything?
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Anton @anton.beauty · 27/04/2026
a ballroom has a core strategic weakness: the man in the back saying “everyone attack”
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Nance and I were applying our makeup earlier. As I marvelled at her skill, I said my wish was simply to look like I’d had 8h sleep. “Over how many years?” Asked nance.
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Icy @icecrystal.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Just stalking all my favourite funny tweeterers.
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Seamus @chutleynuttocks.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
'Little Bastards day nursery'
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Seamus @chutleynuttocks.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Is it still batch cooking if you eat it all?
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I thought it would be sensible to fill my car up with petrol. In hindsight I should have just filled the fuel tank.
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Seamus @chutleynuttocks.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Really fast sheep around here...
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Devon Dympsy @devondympsy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Scrambled egg on toast...
Image shows a piece of toast with the letters G E G on it made from Alphabetti Spaghetti.
Disclaimer: this is not my photo, I don't like toast!
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I might have a rofl later. It would be awful to lose these old skills.
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Chutney Carmichaels @chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I slowly push the plunge on my cafetiere and I imagine, somewhere in a quiet, little, english village, an allotment shed has exploded.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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Icy @icecrystal.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Tough lunch decisions. a) egg sand witch or b) cold fish fingers. Or c) all of these.
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Halloweeno @vimtotime.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
🦢
A black and white picture of a swan
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Halloweeno @vimtotime.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I wonder if seagulls think “I’m going to fly to round and scream for a bit now”
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mariewalsh18.bsky.social @mariewalsh18.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
🤭🤗🐕🐈‍⬛
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Icy @icecrystal.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Done. I can go back to being a ninny now! 💃
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I think Steve would have preferred a voucher for the pub...
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Icy @icecrystal.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
One down, one to go. 😬
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Icy @icecrystal.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
It is nearly time for the first Thing, and then later it will be the second Thing.
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Icy @icecrystal.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
@jazzybill7.bsky.social WHERE ARE YOU, BILL?
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Icy @icecrystal.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
It's quite refreshing to be on a platform where people know more words than 'rat's ass' and 'r@tard'.
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Icy @icecrystal.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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ogaduke_ on Instagram: "Quick meeting before the park visit 🤣🐾❤️Please follow our back up page: @ogaduke_backup#dogdad #dogsofinstagram #dogs #dogstagram…"
Quick meeting before the park visit 🤣🐾❤️Please follow our back up page: @ogaduke_backup#dogdad #dogsofinstagram #dogs #dogstagram #miniatureschnauzer
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June W @rejunevate.eurosky.social · 11/09/2023
I see Aldi's own brand dog products are known as "Romeo" and for cats, "Juliet". If they don't make a treat called Monty Chew and litter called Cat Pellets, it will be a tragedy.
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Icy @icecrystal.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I grew this from seed.
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Icy @icecrystal.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I've got adulting to do today, and I'm Not Happy About It. . 🫣
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Icy @icecrystal.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I had a vote with myself over what to have for tea, and I won! 🏆
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🍂 𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑦 🎃 𝑀𝑀 🦇 𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥𝑦 @mintyminxy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Please know that...
This image features a phrase asserting that an individual's current self is sufficient and further additions are unnecessary.
The text conveys a message of self-acceptance and contentment with one's current state.
It explicitly states, "you are enough."
It further clarifies this by adding, "we don't need more of you."
The image combines this encouraging text with a whimsical, artistic illustration of a wizard-like figure.
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