Sign in

Moo

@spudgunmoo.bsky.social
606 followers 230 following 2.8K posts

Hi, I'm Moo. Raccoon enthusiast. Artist. Recluse. 🦻 Deaf old bag. Not single. Not interested. I don't read DMs.

PostsRepliesMedia
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 22h
I've never seen bridesmaids before. The scene in the bridal shop has got me howling 😂😂😂
041
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shout out to the flu jab nurse who had to check my date of birth because he didn't believe I was 51 🥳🥳 #StillGotItLads
1140
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#CelebrityTraitors
010
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
0134
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@lisatea.bsky.social 😁
1102
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pinchy punchy, bitches 🥴
120
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I did it, lads. They even sent me a snazzy medal 🏅 £275 raised for cancer research. Thank you for your support. 😘
3130
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck me, it's moronic cunt day at the gene pool out there, and all the life guards are off duty. #ComeFriendlyBombs
041
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just bought the first Christmas present, lads. #FuckOffMoo
020
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lads, I've finished my 30 mile walking challenge 3 days early, if anyone's looking for an overachiever. I'll post a triumphant selfie soon, but not today as I'm still getting over my cold and I look like a Dairylea triangle. #fitfam
160
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Making cheesy topped cottage pie for supper because it's autumn and it's the law.
2230
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lads! Let's all go down the Lidls and get fake le creuset casserole dishes that are shaped like pumpkins! 🍂🍁🍄🎃
140
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tea and cake and crime books, like I'm Mrs Marples or SUMMAT.
140
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Your girl Moo had a Russ Abbot cassette. Dad used to play it in the car (Ford Sierra) and we knew all the words. NO REGRETS. #Totp
161
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All of this is the most terrific shit. #totp
020
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Muted every song #totp
static.klipy.com
Daniel Craig's Smug Look at SNL
ALT: Daniel Craig's Smug Look at SNL
130
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The lurgy is upon me. *SEETHES*
210
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In terribly poor planning* I have two (2) birthday cakes to eat. Oh noes** *Most fortuitous turn of events. **fucken YAAAAASSS
390
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm only 3 miles off my 30 miles in September walking challenge. There's still time to sponsor me, I'd really love to get to £300 raised. Thank you to those who have already supported me 🩷🩷 fundraise.cancerresearchuk.org/page/helens-...
fundraise.cancerresearchuk.org
Helen's Giving Page
Thanks for visiting my fundraising page. I’m taking on the Walk 30 Miles in September Challenge to help raise money for Cancer Research UK. Please show your support and help fund life-saving research ...
131
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*Food coma*
290
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cheers everybody 🥂
9110
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Were going out for an early birthday swanky dinner tonight like a pair of Swanky Swankersons.
030
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
PSA: M&S bakery have the gingerbread and white chocolate cookies in again, if anyone wants some sexy times in their mouths.
030
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Today I'm doing the dreaded autumnal "pull all the furniture out and vacuum everything incase of massive spiders" task. We've already had 5 or 6 significant arachnid incursions here at SiMoon towers and quite frankly WE CANNOT. Thanks for listening.
340
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Himself and I walked 5 miles this morning. I'm only 8 miles off target now. I'm like some sort of walky walkerson or SUMMAT.
370
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shame Marti went all drug addled. Look at him skipping about. He was cute as a button. #totp
210
Reposted by Moo
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If anyone would like to sponsor me, I'm walking 30 miles this month to raise money for cancer research. I'm already a third of the way there miles-wise and £45 off my fundraising target. Any spare pennies would be greatly received 🩷
fundraise.cancerresearchuk.org
Helen's Giving Page
Thanks for visiting my fundraising page. I’m taking on the Walk 30 Miles in September Challenge to help raise money for Cancer Research UK. Please show your support and help fund life-saving research ...
233
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child - Mr Noseybonk - Child catcher - under the bed - my brother - escalators - pylons, farms, water and fireworks - spiders - kinder egg man - the newspaper front page with the photofit of the Yorkshire Ripper - sharks - liver and bacon
121
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When your waters break while you're pruning the front hedge...
2185
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@allen-3d-archery.bsky.social thank you for sponsoring me Al ☺️🙌🏻
110
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I've just got another 2 miles under my belt, 15 miles done so far and in the words of Bon Jovi... 🎶Woah, I'm half way there Woah-oh walking everywhere🎶 OR SUMMAT.
010
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If anyone would like to sponsor me, I'm walking 30 miles this month to raise money for cancer research. I'm already a third of the way there miles-wise and £45 off my fundraising target. Any spare pennies would be greatly received 🩷
fundraise.cancerresearchuk.org
Helen's Giving Page
Thanks for visiting my fundraising page. I’m taking on the Walk 30 Miles in September Challenge to help raise money for Cancer Research UK. Please show your support and help fund life-saving research ...
233
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I've just had my Weetabix.
031
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
FUCKEN HELL. CHRIST ME. ETC ETC...
130
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
10 miles done this week for my 30 miles in September walking challenge. I'm a third of the way there and £45 away from my fundraising target. I am feeling happy with my progress 😁
030
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just had some jam roly poly™
050
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dressed like a Matey bubble bath. #totp
170
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Before he went rogue and murdered Mary in Hazard. #totp
010
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Erection section classic #totp
010
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Cracking pair of pixie boots, Jon #totp
020
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My 15 year old brother used to listen to this holiday rap and that's when 11 year old Moo realised that I was cooler than him. ##totp
170
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I used to do sexy dancing to this Santana number, back when my hips were still on their hinges #totp
030
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Lads
140
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Somebody at work said to me today 'oh, so you're 'DEAF' deaf?'
static.klipy.com
Barack Obama Shrugs in Confusion
ALT: Barack Obama Shrugs in Confusion
050
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
September has sneaked in like a right sneaky bastard this year. Utter pillock.
190
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Himself is back at work, I'm back tomorrow, so treated myself to a solo brunch out and got 2.5 miles in for my walking challenge. Now I'm off to glaze the pots I made a couple of weeks ago ☺️
040
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
ITV3 CHILD CATCHER KLAXON in case you want to go hide from that TERRIFYING BASTARD. #Trauma
160
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy Valley 😬
040
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm off to a wedding later. The futility of picking out pretty strappy sandals when my feet have been ravaged by mosquitos😭😭
040
Moo @spudgunmoo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Somebody needs to push the grim reaper the fuck over. He's gone too far this time.
0120