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Joe Heenan

@joe-heenan.bsky.social
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Award losing stand up comedian

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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
On Tuesday I was talking to a pal about Dolly Parton & how fantastic she was & hours later she was dead. Then on Wednesday I was chatting about Tim Curry & what an incredible actor he was & hours later he was dead. Anyway, that Donald Trump is brilliant
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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
These paint colours are excellent euphemisms for an erection
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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
www.thestand.co.uk/fringe/3035/... Just over 3 weeks to get your tickets. It'll be a top laugh
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Stu and Joe's Big Dumb Film Show - The Stand Comedy Club
Stu and Joe's Big Dumb Film Show. Stu and Joe loved talking about movies. Stu and Joe started a podcast. Stu and Joe had no idea what they were doing. Stu an...
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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Pretend you're a professional tennis player by going to the supermarket, pick up 3 green apples, look at them for a second & then throw one of them away
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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Cartoons with added Goodfellas
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Nerine Skinner @nerineskinner.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Melania Trump 💁‍♀️
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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Less than a month to go for our next live show in Glasgow! Get your tickets here www.thestand.co.uk/performance/...
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Stu and Joe's Big Dumb Film Show - The Stand Comedy Club
Stu and Joe loved talking about movies. Stu and Joe started a podcast. Stu and Joe had no idea what they were doing. Stu and Joe are now recording a live sho...
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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Storm Dave sounds like it gonna turn up & help you move an old couch to the tip
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
My wife pointed out Leonardo Dicaprio is starting to look more and more like Benny Hill and I can’t unsee it now #oscars
Leonardo DicaprioBenny Hill
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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
What a great time I had mixing with the stars at last night's Oscar ceremony #Oscars
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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
My favourite Bullseye moments
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).
One of those captcha things. This one says ‘select all images with bicycles. Click verify once there are none left’. There are 9 squares  - 4 contain photos of bicycle seats, with the remaining 5 showing the beautiful head and face of a grey greyhound with a white stripe going from the top of their head to the tip of their nose.
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Troutman @robotrowboat.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.
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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Demi Moore's full name is Demimoore-Demimoore Didyougetveryfar?
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Stu & Joe's Big Dumb Film Show @bigdumbmovies.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
NEW EPISODE DAY!! From Marty Supreme to The Big Racoon Adventure Of Paris. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the uselessness of science fiction doors and what happens when potatoes go to war. “He’s a high kicking flank of silverside.” www.buzzsprout.com/2208783
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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
New socks
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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Worst bus journey ever
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Matinee Mode @matineemode.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
James Horner’s score for THE ROCKETEER (1991) is some of the best work of his career and it deserves to be celebrated more.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Every time I listen to the music of Sergio Mendes, I can't help thinking of this photo of him and his band with Harrison Ford in 1970, just after Ford had finished building a recording studio in Sergio's back garden. I like to think Mendes later went to see Star Wars & shouted "That's my carpenter!"
Harrison Ford with Sergio Mendes and his band. Harrison is wearing a cap and no shirt. What his grin says he is thinking is "Aren't I annoyingly talented and hot? But I am taking it easy today. It is 11am & I have only slept with seven people since I woke up."
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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I've never watched Call The Midwife. Here's what I think it's about
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Stu & Joe's Big Dumb Film Show @bigdumbmovies.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
NEW EPISODE DAY!! From Ben Hur to Culloden-A-Gogo. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the animated version of Basic Instinct and Marilyn Monroe; nightclub bouncer. "I can't believe the grandfather clock was a puffer fish." www.buzzsprout.com/2208783
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Your podcasts will never be as cool as this.
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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Die Hard with dialogue from A Muppet's Christmas Carol.
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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Cracking new episode
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 01/12/2025
the coop this evening with possibly the most baffling musical choice i have ever experienced in a supermarket
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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Catch up with the latest episode
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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Noel Edmonds: Who’s the first Noel? His wife: Oh God. Not again. Him: Do it. Her (wearily): You’re the first Noel. *lovemaking commences*
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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Maga: Drag artists & same sex marriages have destroyed the morality of the United States Also Maga: Seriously though, is raping a child really that bad?
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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Everything's better with googly eyes
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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
New episode day and it's an absolute belter open.spotify.com/episode/6Yv2...
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Spotify – Web Player
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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
This is happening tomorrow night in Glasgow. Get your tickets here www.thestand.co.uk/performance/...
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Stu and Joe's Big Dumb Film Show - The Stand Comedy Club
Stu and Joe loved talking about movies. Stu and Joe started a podcast. Stu and Joe had no idea what they were doing. Stu and Joe are now recording a live sho...
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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Emily was no help
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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
This snooker table is fuckin' huge
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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
How to deal with an attacker
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Stu & Joe's Big Dumb Film Show @bigdumbmovies.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
While Stu & Joe get geared up for Season 2, please enjoy this fine example of mirthful quizzery from the archives of our Patreon page. Enjoy. www.buzzsprout.com/2208783
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Stu & Joe's Big Dumb Film Show @bigdumbmovies.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
NEW EPISODE DAY!! From Thursday Murder Club to Lambs Of God. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, a vengeful ghost mouse and a murderous, rage-filled backside. "I've got teethproof skin.” www.buzzsprout.com/2208783
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
The existence of Betty Boo doing the do implies the existence of Betty Boothroyd doing the doothroyd
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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Get your tickets here for another live recording at The Glasgow Stand at the end of October. It's bound to be another top laugh www.thestand.co.uk/performance/...
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Stu and Joe's Big Dumb Film Show - The Stand Comedy Club
Stu and Joe loved talking about movies. Stu and Joe started a podcast. Stu and Joe had no idea what they were doing. Stu and Joe are now recording a live sho...
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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Here's my stupid face with a new haircut. I hope you smashers are keeping well & remember, most folks are bloody aces
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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Really funny new episode. Give it a listen open.spotify.com/episode/07XU...
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Episode 113 - The Confusing Congo Conundrum
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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
open.spotify.com/episode/562K... Brilliant new episode with the fantastically funny Gareth Waugh
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Episode 112 - The Two Sides Of Sandler
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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Here's Christopher Walken performing the theme tune to Are You Being Served
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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
New episode day! It's a special live show recorded at the Edinburgh fringe. ://open.spotify.com/episode/2wxTD5lHYxV15gLivfQDoc?si=r-xwHfuSS5iQSha1tyyY6A
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Episode 111 - Shop Window Kinks And Working Class Stranglers
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Stu & Joe's Big Dumb Film Show @bigdumbmovies.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
From Poltergeist to The Spirit Of Amour. In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why gangsters and rock music don't mix and the risks of having an affordable hatchback care for your child. "Low sugar Ribena for you next time." www.buzzsprout.com/2208783
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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Catch up with the latest episode open.spotify.com/episode/2lIM...
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Episode 109 - The Globally Popular Film Noir
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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Tomorrow night! Get your tickets here www.thestand.co.uk/fringe/2435/...
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Fringe
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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Belting new episode open.spotify.com/episode/2lIM...
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Episode 109 - The Globally Popular Film Noir
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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Knew it
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 30/07/2025
He got their asses
Top image: Sauron armored with the one ring, caption: But they were all of them deceived. Bottom image: the 9 Kings of men who would become Ring wraiths. Caption: for they were actually wedding rings, and they were now married to each other.
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