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Swizzle Necklace

@laudelau.bsky.social
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Anatomist, chartered scientist, all round good egg. Lot of work for charity, don’t like to talk about it etc. Prescribed as freely as any decongestant Just a lump of carbon - but coal or diamond? You decide.

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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
First of 2 nights tonight. : (.
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Big seagull drama at work this morning. Injured animals are so sad. And unless it’s a glamorous species, no one will help. It’s so sad. : ((((((
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Left the house at 6am, got back just after 8pm. I’m jiggered. Night all.
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Right - 5 am start, so bed for me. Night night
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m back at work tomorrow. I’ve been baking to take my mind off things
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Done. Bit more cooked than I’d like, but today my oven has decided to be hot.
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Tart in oven. I have decided it would be cheaper to have a serious class A addiction than buy ground almonds on a regular basis. The price of them!!!!
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hello all. I’m making Bakewell tart today. More updates as we get them
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hello !!! Today is my last shift of 4 and I’m off for a week. I cannot wait!! I’ve done the last couple of sets of shifts with a tooth abscess and the pain is immense. Still 12.5 hours and I’m done
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Autumn has come to The Deluxe
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Good morning all. Today, after 2x12.5 hour day shifts, I am going to be working 2x12.5 hour night shifts. I’m trying to sleep because I’ll be busy all night, but Nance is having none of it.
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Great news!! One of my f-offers from yesterday sent a message via a third party to apologise!
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ItsFlanoy @itsflanoy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Repoastink fur Waffles who bin haffink helth issues.
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Morning Kitten
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I have been told to F off at least 5 separate times today. Where’s Norris McWhirter when you need him?!
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It doesn’t get any cuter than this, folks. 😍
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hope you’re all enjoying the bank holiday. I’ve been at work since 6.30. Not that I’m bitter, or anything…..
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
did you know the two occupants of a pantomime horse cannot legally be compelled to testify against each other
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’m in bed. Up at 5 for work. Don’t bloot too loudly.
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A Mousrache (or Possibly an Eyebrow) has been Handed In to Reception. Please get it if it’s Yours (Proof of Ownership Required)
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Phwoar #toebeans
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hello all. Sorry I’ve not been here (that’s not to think I’ve been missed or anything, I know I’m nothing special). Anyway, work, life and most other things have been getting me down, so I’ve stayed away.
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Well hello. That was a whole week’s work in 12.5 hours
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Well I have bought picky bits for my work food so I feel ok about going back.
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ironed my scrubs for work on Saturday. Still haven’t won the lottery. More news as it happens
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My heart is heavy today. Taking Rooney Tunes back to Manchester
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Walked part of the Wirral way today with my boy. Lovely.
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Was chatting to nance as I got ready. Said I was going for the “no makeup makeup look” Nance said she thought I was going for the “no makeup could possibly help me” look that I usually go for.
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Thought it was Thursday. Put my bin out. I’ll be the laughing stock of the street
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Been out with my boy
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The picture is the result of my ground breaking research into beverage preparation when I was 13/14. Many hours spent in the lab for this. Greatness beckons…..
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My boy is here. I’m making his favourite food
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Morning all. First of 3 12.5h shifts for me today. Was up at 04.30 so I’m all ready to go now. Nance fed, me up and dressed, etc etc. Have a great day
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This is the proudest day of my life. Turns out my son loves the Cure and the Smiths
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I have a Serious Announcement to make. We have lost a Roll of Bin Bags. If Any of You have Taken them, put them Back and we’ll Say no More about it. If you Don’t, be Assured that Deluxe Hotels International will Pursue You
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Well what a good job that Nance was awake and actually found the still-warm fur ball on the landing. Unfortunately, she couldn’t quite catch the furpertrator
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hey kids! ALWAYS check your pockets before washing your scrubs #publicinformationbloot
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Thank you all for your good wishes yesterday. You are all really good sorts. X
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Been to see my dad. 32 years ago today.
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Morning all. Might cut my lavender back later. Not a euphemism
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
An owl gave me his number
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This today.
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Morning all. Day 2 - the ravine. And if it’s anything like yesterday, you can keep it.
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Some treats that may make going back to work tomorrow a little easier
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I think this commentary is biased
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
All that fist pumping by Sinner is starting to irk me.
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
For the Men’s Single’s Final #wimbledon
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The last of the things from my parents’ house
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I’ve been sorting out old clothes. I’m absolutely boiling now.
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Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
So odd when someone posts just what you were thinking
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