Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Big seagull drama at work this morning. Injured animals are so sad. And unless it’s a glamorous species, no one will help. It’s so sad. : (((((( 020
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Left the house at 6am, got back just after 8pm. I’m jiggered. Night all. 130
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Right - 5 am start, so bed for me. Night night 010
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’m back at work tomorrow. I’ve been baking to take my mind off things 2100
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Done. Bit more cooked than I’d like, but today my oven has decided to be hot. 070
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Tart in oven. I have decided it would be cheaper to have a serious class A addiction than buy ground almonds on a regular basis. The price of them!!!! 271
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Hello all. I’m making Bakewell tart today. More updates as we get them 180
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Hello !!! Today is my last shift of 4 and I’m off for a week. I cannot wait!! I’ve done the last couple of sets of shifts with a tooth abscess and the pain is immense. Still 12.5 hours and I’m done 1100
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Good morning all. Today, after 2x12.5 hour day shifts, I am going to be working 2x12.5 hour night shifts. I’m trying to sleep because I’ll be busy all night, but Nance is having none of it. 020
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Great news!! One of my f-offers from yesterday sent a message via a third party to apologise! 170
Reposted by Swizzle NecklaceItsFlanoy @itsflanoy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Repoastink fur Waffles who bin haffink helth issues. 311932
Reposted by Swizzle NecklaceDemocrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Morning Kitten 19737100
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I have been told to F off at least 5 separate times today. Where’s Norris McWhirter when you need him?! 140
Reposted by Swizzle NecklaceMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 31/08/2026It doesn’t get any cuter than this, folks. 😍 1024200954775
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Hope you’re all enjoying the bank holiday. I’ve been at work since 6.30. Not that I’m bitter, or anything….. 060
Reposted by Swizzle Necklacehoney i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026did you know the two occupants of a pantomime horse cannot legally be compelled to testify against each other 812337
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I’m in bed. Up at 5 for work. Don’t bloot too loudly. 020
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 30/08/2026A Mousrache (or Possibly an Eyebrow) has been Handed In to Reception. Please get it if it’s Yours (Proof of Ownership Required) 192
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Hello all. Sorry I’ve not been here (that’s not to think I’ve been missed or anything, I know I’m nothing special). Anyway, work, life and most other things have been getting me down, so I’ve stayed away. 370
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Well hello. That was a whole week’s work in 12.5 hours 050
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Well I have bought picky bits for my work food so I feel ok about going back. 120
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Ironed my scrubs for work on Saturday. Still haven’t won the lottery. More news as it happens 010
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 11/08/2026My heart is heavy today. Taking Rooney Tunes back to Manchester 000
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Walked part of the Wirral way today with my boy. Lovely. 0100
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Was chatting to nance as I got ready. Said I was going for the “no makeup makeup look” Nance said she thought I was going for the “no makeup could possibly help me” look that I usually go for. 030
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Thought it was Thursday. Put my bin out. I’ll be the laughing stock of the street 190
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The picture is the result of my ground breaking research into beverage preparation when I was 13/14. Many hours spent in the lab for this. Greatness beckons….. 140
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Morning all. First of 3 12.5h shifts for me today. Was up at 04.30 so I’m all ready to go now. Nance fed, me up and dressed, etc etc. Have a great day 170
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 26/07/2026This is the proudest day of my life. Turns out my son loves the Cure and the Smiths 1140
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I have a Serious Announcement to make. We have lost a Roll of Bin Bags. If Any of You have Taken them, put them Back and we’ll Say no More about it. If you Don’t, be Assured that Deluxe Hotels International will Pursue You 1110
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Well what a good job that Nance was awake and actually found the still-warm fur ball on the landing. Unfortunately, she couldn’t quite catch the furpertrator 070
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Hey kids! ALWAYS check your pockets before washing your scrubs #publicinformationbloot 1130
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Thank you all for your good wishes yesterday. You are all really good sorts. X 040
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 18/07/2026 Morning all. Might cut my lavender back later. Not a euphemism 050
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Morning all. Day 2 - the ravine. And if it’s anything like yesterday, you can keep it. 130
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Some treats that may make going back to work tomorrow a little easier 040
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 12/07/2026All that fist pumping by Sinner is starting to irk me. 130
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I’ve been sorting out old clothes. I’m absolutely boiling now. 030
Swizzle Necklace @laudelau.bsky.social · 10/07/2026So odd when someone posts just what you were thinking 120