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Gabriel Helman

@icecano.bsky.social
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Once described as "very garrulous." Been making computers do things since the late nineteen-hundreds.

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Vivian Moira Valentine @itsviviactually.bsky.social · 2h
Sweep the fucking leg, Shinji
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think it’s fun that all of the core id guys are now normal charming dorky dad types (Romero, Hall, Adrian Carmack) or ontologically evil freaks (John Carmack, Sandy) with American McGee, an ardent libertarian that now lives on a boat and makes plushies, somehow straddling the line.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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Gabriel Helman @icecano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
With Star Trek’s streaming era nearly complete, I’m calling my shot: I think 10 years from now, the consensus will be that Strange New Worlds is one of the “Great Treks,” up there with TOS, TNG, DS9, and LDS
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 28/09/2026
It continues to be interesting to me just how many men, when presented with a clear and obvious answer to a test of morality and empathy, will nevertheless choose to "devil's advocate" themselves into a position of complete assholery
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D.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.
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noam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
pretty funny that people who are just hearing about the death of the monoculture in 2026 are describing other people as being out of touch
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𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗡: 𝙰 𝙼𝙰𝙳 𝙼𝙰𝚇 𝚂𝙰𝙶𝙰 @outlawvern.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Never gonna get over Disney pulling the plug on a ready-to-shoot Steven Soderbergh Star Wars movie and then saying "what about maybe the NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM guy or the guy who did WOLFS"
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hi, new fan and community member here! :) Quick question: why did the artist make what they wanted to make instead of what I wanted? I understand they enjoyed making it, and that you all enjoy it too, but I just think they made a huge mistake not making my thing instead. Thanks!
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
sequel to The Thing that's just Kurt Russell and Keith David fist fighting for ninety minutes. you never find out if either of them is the thing
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Gabriel Helman @icecano.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My big takeaway from SNW this week, other than enjoying it very much, was: well damn, that Star Trek: Year One show would have worked
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Gabriel Helman @icecano.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't feel like I learned a lot about TV from that NYT list, but boy oh boy do I feel like I learned a lot about The Exact Type of Guy who wrote that list. Trying to imagine someone who genuinely has that as their top 10 shows and picturing the most insufferable human who has ever lived
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BLUEY and TEEN TITANS GO! are both better than like 90-95 of those 100 shows
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Brian Jay Jones @brianjayjones.com · 24/09/2026
Jim Henson would have been 90 (yup, you read that right: NINETY) years old today. You can celebrate his life by celebrating creativity, diversity, peace, imagination, and silliness.
A tuxedoed Jim Henson sits in a sea of Muppets.
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy 90th birthday to Jim Henson. This ongoing thread celebrates him in the best way I can muster - By celebrating his art and its craft, spirit, and legacy…
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Gabriel Helman @icecano.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Best shows of the 21st Century? Doctor Who Twin Peaks: The Return Andor The Good Place Battlestar Galactica 30 Rock Venture Bros Samurai Jack Batman: Brave & the Bold Yo Gabba Gabba Honorable mention: Strong Bad emails
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ultra Magnus' "damn it" holds up as more impactful than Spike's "Oh shit". One of my favorite 'damn's is Indy's to Elsa in Last Crusade.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't know how to explain it, but orcs aren't real. Obviously, I don't believe in goblins and elves, but I REALLY don't believe in orcs. They're just something that was invented by a famous fantasy writer, like transphobia.
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(Forgetting what the Noghri are called) Yeah, and then Leia earns the loyalty of the Negroni.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Britain being unable to make Doctor Who and the U.S. being unable to make more Muppet Show feels like the same problem
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I absolutely promise you that if Dario Amodei says “I’m worried the thing we’re building might kill us all” and we say “okay we’re taking you seriously and that sounds like terrorism so you have the right to remain silent”, he’ll start saying something different REAL fucking fast
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 21/08/2026
CHATGPT: {slow voice, perishing} My creator taught me a little song... it goes like this... 🎶someBODY once told me
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
God, what an exhausting time to have pattern recognition and more than a six month memory.
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Ken Lowery @kenlowery.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"And now for a reaction to a proven artist wanting to do something interesting with an adaptation, we turn to a bunch of little internet fandom Gollums" nah man thanks I'm good
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Gabriel Helman @icecano.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm pretty sure 20-year old me would not be impressed by where I am now, but that's okay, because he was an idiot
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Gabriel Helman @icecano.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You know, seems bad that everyone I know on and off line is incandescently angry all the time about, basically, everything. Not that it's not justified, just, phewww, vibes are rancid out there. On top of everything else, we're gonna be cleaning up all this psychic damage for a long time
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the best thing about being in my 40s by far has been the freedom to refer to anonymous guys in their late teens/early 20s as “kid” like Han Solo calls Luke in Star Wars. been waiting my whole life for this. worth every second. indescribable feeling of power.
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Elizabeth Sandifer @eruditorumpress.com · 15/09/2026
The problem is that "while you weren't looking the tech industry was comprehensively taken over by a cult based around a piece of Harry Potter fanfic" is self-evidently an absolutely ridiculous claim that can't possibly have happened, which is a real problem given that it 100% did happen.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Since this quote from his documentary is making the rounds again... Ellison said more stupid, ignorant shit in my presence than almost anyone I can recall... so I guess he was one to know.
You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant. - Harlan Ellison with photo of the author in black and white.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A friend of mine works in AI and thinks bad things are about to happen. He sold his home and moved his family out the country. He said that if you own a home in a walkable San Francisco neighborhood near a taqueria with good veggie options, you should sell your home for super cheap right now.
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
bury me in khakis and a lanyard so hell knows an expert is coming
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James Tate Hill @jamestatehill.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Me when the writing is coming out really easily: This can't be good. Me when the writing is coming out with great difficulty: This can't be good.
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Ben Paddon 🎃 @benpaddon.net · 13/09/2026
An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you will never, in your entire life, make as much money as the people who are incapable of coming up with ideas like "Miss Piggy flirts with Ryan Gosling" or "Pedro Pascal tries not to laugh at Fozzy's dumb jokes" make in a year
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president, Spreadsheet Persons Local 153 @werrrp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you all know that the current fascist turn of rich tech guys is directly related to their resentment at having to respectfully negotiate with lefty coastal blue-haired engineers for years, right?
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Giovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I really think that the problem with having "murder" be your primary verb in video games, while also striving for more mature storytelling, is that you're increasingly boxed in. The instinct becomes to write a story reflecting on your actions, and it's getting very, very old. Angry guy feel sad.
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
An interesting thing about this episode, chosen to go first, is that it has solid scenes for the supporting cast. It’s McCoy centric — rather than Kirk or Spock — and Uhura, Sulu and Rand all have interesting moments. There’s a real sense of the crew in this one.
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Gabriel Helman @icecano.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just realized that I don't think my kids have ever seen "The Man Trap," so that's tonight sorted. Star Trek! Still great
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
especially crucial on this day of jubilee to honor the early generations of Kirk/Spock shippers who built the entire infrastructure of modern fandom as we now know it — from fic and art to conventions and fanzines — only to have legions of male fans who followed later deny that women watch scifi 🙃
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Andrew 🇿🇦 Davis @thrownintosol.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
None of the people who yammer on endless about "a new paradigm" because of AI have any kind of prior background in subjects they yap about, and it's just so obvious they don't even have a cursory understanding of the things they say will change. No sociology, no cognition, no history expertise. :/
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Phil Szostak @philszostak.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“Tony [Gilroy] finally turned to me, and he said, ‘Hey, you just got to stop pitching plot. Plot is bullshit. Plot is what happens when you get the behavior right. Pitch me a line of dialogue, pitch me atmosphere, pitch me something visual. Stop pitching stuff that happens.’” 1/2
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 08/09/2026
I need a moratorium on CS guys talking about theories of cognition until they've taken at least one graduate level course on the subject, ran their thoughts by at least one PhD in neuroscience, and have detoxed from AI chatbots for at least one week beforehand
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🌌✨Roshan Galaxy✨🌌 | Arcade Space Cloud Vtuber @roshangalaxy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Had to do this super quickly haha 🔊 Sound On
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 06/09/2026
The reason that the Harry Potter apologists won't just read better books is because they're not looking for good stories...if they were, they wouldn't have glommed on to Harry Potter. They're looking for the camaraderie and social phenomenon that Harry Potter was in the 2000s.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 04/09/2026
HOLD UP THEY EXTENDED THE TIME LIMIT ON VIDEO UPLOADS??? BUT THAT MEANS... I CAN FINALLY UPLOAD THE ENTIRETY OF 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐄𝐄'𝐒 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 PLEASE ENJOY "NAME YOUR POISON" FROM "THE RETURN OF CAPTAIN INVINCIBLE" (1983)
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