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David Ibarra

@ibarra.bsky.social
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Expert time waster, backyard bird watcher, ops guy and YAML artist. My cat won’t leave me alone. VP NSM Alumni Assoc @ UofH Alumni Foundation. Houston, Texas AI isn't real

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Innocent🕷Abroad @jjgass.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A thread on what seems to me a wise decision
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Here’s some baby doves that just fledged!
2 baby mourning doves sitting on the ground
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 11/04/2026
every 30 seconds on comms
HOUSTON MENTIONED meme
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Spooxie 👻😱 @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Cold weather food? I just finished this pot of chili con carne, braised for 8 hours. Ended up perfect! 🍜
A pot of dark mahogany and red Texas chile con carne with chuck roast and brisket, braised for 8 hours. 2 (main) ingredients: chile, carne.
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
3D printed some beyblade launcher grips, even a lefty one for our resident southpaw. We’re about to lose some fingers
2 beyblade x launchers attached to 3d printed launcher grips
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Sammy @ Youmacon B05 @sammytighe.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Just go ahead and block them
Screenshot of the ICE Bluesky page blocked
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Andy Bell @bell.bz · 11/01/2026
bring back stumbleupon
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
H-E-B Brisket Rub tastes better than normal Chex mix seasoning
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Out with the old, in with the new! Thank you for your service, lemon pig of 2025. And now his watch is ended.
Two pigs made out of lemons. One is a 1 year old lemon that is dried out, the other is a brand new lemon.
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
things I never want to hear in a christmas movie: - data migration - mysql database - hosted service provider i’m being dealt unfathomable amounts of spiritual damage
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
"Today’s microwave can cook a frozen burrito. Tomorrow’s microwave will be able to cook an entire Thanksgiving Dinner. Ten years from now a microwave may even be able to run the country."
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In the Future All Food Will Be Cooked in a Microwave, and if You Can’t Deal With That Then You Need to Get Out of the Kitchen
Update 8/8/2025 – I wrote this the day before a certain post by a popular developer services company. I’ve seen some comments this is a rebuttal – it wasn’t meant to be! But…
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University of Houston @uh.edu · 24/11/2025
The end of an era - demolition of Farish Hall has officially begun. Slated to be completed by mid-January, this heralds in the second phase of Centennial Plaza, still expected to be completed by 2027. What were your favorite memories of Farish Hall? Let us know in the comments!
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Timeline cleanse! First shower in weeks here in Houston, a mockingbird taking a moment to clean himself off 🙂
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Two or three of us will be in the lobby bar at the Omni for a #kubecon post conf! I'll be there around 8:30pm working on my conference write up, feel free to join!
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 20/07/2025
among the many things they don’t tell you about having kids is the amount of money you will shell out to buy various berries
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University of Houston @uh.edu · 10/07/2025
They grow up so fast! 🥹 Just a few years ago, Shasta VII and his brother, Louie, were abandoned cubs in Washington state. Now they’re thriving thanks to the care of the Houston Zoo. From our cats to yours, happy #NationalKittenDay! 😻
One of the first photos of Shasta VII as a cougar cub from the Houston Zoo on Nov. 15, 2022.Young cougar cub Shasta VII at his public debut at the Houston Zoo on Feb. 17 2023.Young cougar cub Shasta VII and his brother Louie at their public debut at the Houston Zoo on Feb. 17 2023.
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Chocolate and cocktail tasting with @uh.edu NSM Alumni @CASE Chocolates!
Oaxacan Negroni and Mezcal-filled chocolates Rum and coconut cocktail with rum-filled chocolatesA glass of Tokaji with tokaji-filled chocolates
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no. @joles.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
applying for jobs again
screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question).

an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question:

"there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.

it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.
 
it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.”

there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price

for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
1000 curses upon the house and names of those who digitally disinter me to have me do more public speaking
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I wanted something different for Easter dinner (also, prime rib was ridiculously expensive this year) and so, applewood smoked leg of lamb! Went with a dijon-horseradish sauce, and it wound up being extremely reminiscent of a prime rib, but like a sixth of the price.
A fully cooked boneless leg of lamb. The meat is a dark mahogany color since it was smoked over applewood.
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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 18/04/2025
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
Photo of Senator Chris Van Hollen with Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Bluebonnet season in Texas makes it almost worth the allergies. Almost.
A deep blue and white bluebonnet flower
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Our family of 7 moved out! 5 fledglings, to two, and then just one! Took about 17 days from hatching for them to finally fledge.
Male house finch feeding 5 new born chicksTwo baby house finches, one about to leave the nest and fly for the first timeOne baby house finch left by itself, almost ready to leave
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Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?!?! I HAVE NO IDEA, BUT MY COOGS JUST BEAT DUKE AND PULLED IT OFF!!! I’M STILL IN SHOCK!! NATTY BOUND! GO COOOOGS!!
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University of Houston @uh.edu · 06/04/2025
HOUSTON IS GOING TO ITS FIRST NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME SINCE 1984! #FinalFour #ForTheCity
Graphic with photos of Milos Uzan, L.J. Cryer, J’Wan Roberts and Coach Kelvin Sampson with text that reads “championship bound.”
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University of Houston @uh.edu · 30/03/2025
HOUSTON IS GOING TO THE FINAL FOUR FOR THE SECOND TIME SINCE 1984! #MarchMadness #ForTheCity
Terrance Arceneaux dunking a basketball with text that says “Houston is Final Four bound.”
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Spring flowers here in Houston!
Pink morning glory flowers Coral honeysuckle flowersPurple Louisiana iris
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Some pics from my morning walk in Brazos Bend State Park. Support wetlands conservation!
A photo of a body of water and wetlands grasses at Brazos Bend. There’s alligators who live here!Two baby alligators sunning in a muddy shallow pool of waterA red eared slider resting on a log in the waterResurrection fern growing on the branch of an old oak tree
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Ateş Göral 🔥🐐 @ates.dev · 19/02/2025
Remember folks. "JWT Token" stands for: JavaScript Object Notation World Wide Web Token Token
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Go Coogs!
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Hey UH fans! The NSM Alumni Association is hosting a watch party at Kirby Ice House today! All are invited! See you there!
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 05/02/2025
One of the best hand-drawn protest signs I've seen in a while.
hand drawn protest sign showing the doge dog with a rainbow border and words around it reading "fake agency / much illegal / very data breach / such treasury / unelected / very coup / wow"
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
leg youtube.com/watch?v=jt1k...
m.youtube.com
Turning My 3D Printer into a Tattoo Machine
YouTube video by Emily The Engineer
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Marco Buono @coreh.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Iron Man movie scene. “DeepSeek was able to build this in a cave! With a box of scraps!” with “Stock Market” on one of the characters and “NVIDIA, OpenAI, Microsoft, Meta, Alphabet" on the other
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 21/01/2025
@nytimes.com i've got a fucking hand gesture for you to speculate about
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
…aaand the bars are shut down at IAH 😢
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Sitting in IAH, hours before it shuts down due to the incoming snowstorm. It’s so busy, all of these flights are overbooked, I haven’t seen it this busy in a while. No sign of our senator however, I’ll keep y’all posted.
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Here’s my country loaf attempt! I think it needed a bit more salt and I messed up the bake, but it’s still good #breadsky
Top down view of a circle loaf of bread, scored 3 times perpendicularly Cross section of a loaf of white bread
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The Scott & Holman Pawdcast @pawdcast.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
If you would like to watch UH track’s opening indoor meet, the field events start in <10 minutes at the below link. www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7SU...
youtube.com
Indoor Track & Field: Leonard Hilton Memorial Invitational
YouTube video by Houston Athletics
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Dustin @dustinelviento.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Feeling like crap, not gonna make the UH-TCU game tonight. I've got two tickets and a parking pass. Free to any Coog who wants them.
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Free Law Project ⚖ @free.law · 02/01/2025
Coming soon: The PACER Pray and Pay Project. You pray for a document you want, other people pay for it for you. When it’s available, we let you know.
A screenshot of an email saying that, “Your wish has been granted,” and providing a link to the document to download it.
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KSV @ksvesq.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
When you realize that all the “let’s circle back in January!” emails will be arriving tomorrow
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Oof, 2024 was not kind to the lemon pigs
Three pigs made out of a lemons and toothpicks, two were made on December 31, 2024 and definitely look like it. One is a big lemon pig that I just made to welcome in 2025!
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The Scott & Holman Pawdcast @pawdcast.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
After last night’s 60-47 win over OK State, UH men’s basketball is now #1 in the country in defensive efficiency and remains #1 in 2 point field goal %.
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Brandon Hardin @hardin.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I learned a ton about adtech while working at Check My Ads, and none of it made me feel great about digital advertising. Like how you don't get ad money on your music site because you used the word "song." checkmyads.org/jezebel-past...
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Jezebel’s new owner has a request for advertisers: Please stop hurting journalism
Josh Jackson was shocked when he found out what term, if used in the music publication he co-founded, could automatically strip an article of ad revenue. It was the word “song.” That was just one of m...
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Babkas done! #breadsky
Two chocolate babkas, bread and chocoate swirled!
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Pro Tip: Search "Black Friday" in your email inbox, and take this time to unsubscribe from everything that appears. Happy holidays!
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