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David Ibarra

@ibarra.bsky.social
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Expert time waster, backyard bird watcher, ops guy and YAML artist. My cat won’t leave me alone. VP NSM Alumni Assoc @ UofH Alumni Foundation. Houston, Texas AI isn't real

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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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The Simpsons: Mr. Burns' Boo-Urns
Alt: The Simpsons: Mr. Burns' Boo-Urns
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Innocent🕷Abroad @jjgass.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A thread on what seems to me a wise decision
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Welcome back
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
This is why I’ve never made a successful macaroon in my life.
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
These have been camping out in my flower bed, they haven’t started flying yet
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Here’s some baby doves that just fledged!
2 baby mourning doves sitting on the ground
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I’ve been a prime customer for 20 years and will easily cancel from this
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 11/04/2026
every 30 seconds on comms
HOUSTON MENTIONED meme
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Spooxie 👻😱 @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I strongly dislike this system. In my vehicle, the engine stopping means no power steering. Sometimes if I’m crossing a median the engine will shut off, and getting up and going takes ~5s for power steering to return. Could have caused an accident.
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
One of my favorites, baby cardinal ☺️
A fluffy baby cardinal, white and gray coloring because it still has its fluffy baby feathers
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I’ve seen one or two projects completely close down public PRs inside GitHub, and force all PRs to originate from a discussion. It adds a little bit of friction to the contribution process, but it also forces people to publicly discuss and think through changes, instead of yelling “fire the hole”
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Cold weather food? I just finished this pot of chili con carne, braised for 8 hours. Ended up perfect! 🍜
A pot of dark mahogany and red Texas chile con carne with chuck roast and brisket, braised for 8 hours. 2 (main) ingredients: chile, carne.
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
3D printed some beyblade launcher grips, even a lefty one for our resident southpaw. We’re about to lose some fingers
2 beyblade x launchers attached to 3d printed launcher grips
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Hi! It was this one: www.seriouseats.com/boston-baked..., they came out really good, though they needed more liquid at the end than I gave them.
seriouseats.com
Slow-Cooked Boston Baked Beans Recipe
Our Boston baked beans recipe uses beans, molasses, and salt pork with a long, slow cook in a dry oven to tenderize the beans and form a dark crust for the best flavor.
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
So good
Boston baked beans in a cast iron pot, made from the recipe on Serious Eats
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I’m making Boston baked beans with the yellow eye beans they shipped right now!
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Sammy @ Youmacon B05 @sammytighe.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Just go ahead and block them
Screenshot of the ICE Bluesky page blocked
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Andy Bell @bell.bz · 11/01/2026
bring back stumbleupon
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
H-E-B Brisket Rub tastes better than normal Chex mix seasoning
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Out with the old, in with the new! Thank you for your service, lemon pig of 2025. And now his watch is ended.
Two pigs made out of lemons. One is a 1 year old lemon that is dried out, the other is a brand new lemon.
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
things I never want to hear in a christmas movie: - data migration - mysql database - hosted service provider i’m being dealt unfathomable amounts of spiritual damage
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
"Today’s microwave can cook a frozen burrito. Tomorrow’s microwave will be able to cook an entire Thanksgiving Dinner. Ten years from now a microwave may even be able to run the country."
colincornaby.me
In the Future All Food Will Be Cooked in a Microwave, and if You Can’t Deal With That Then You Need to Get Out of the Kitchen
Update 8/8/2025 – I wrote this the day before a certain post by a popular developer services company. I’ve seen some comments this is a rebuttal – it wasn’t meant to be! But…
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University of Houston @uh.edu · 24/11/2025
The end of an era - demolition of Farish Hall has officially begun. Slated to be completed by mid-January, this heralds in the second phase of Centennial Plaza, still expected to be completed by 2027. What were your favorite memories of Farish Hall? Let us know in the comments!
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
This just passed near us! Got a tiny bit of lentil-sized hail
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Timeline cleanse! First shower in weeks here in Houston, a mockingbird taking a moment to clean himself off 🙂
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Yep. More people voted Kamala in Texas (4.8 mil) than the entire voting population in 40 US states.
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Oh no, it’s closed, well sitting in Top Draft 😀
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Two or three of us will be in the lobby bar at the Omni for a #kubecon post conf! I'll be there around 8:30pm working on my conference write up, feel free to join!
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Yeah. Reminds me of an interaction someone told me, they were conversing about the potential loss of Medicaid and the other person replied "None of that affects me though, I have UnitedHealthcare Star" and it's like ...
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I like how the dollars in his AI generated poster, give up on life before they get into the FSA wallet
Clip of Bill Cassidy's AI generated poster, showing dollar signs melting into a sludge because AI is terrible at art.
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I have a feeling ERJs and CRJs are gonna be more likely to be canceled, since they hold way less passengers. Just rebooked to a 737, unfortunately that means I have to wake up at 2am 😑
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
The three that won tonight are newcomers and are liberal aligned, although the positions are non partisan. If all holds, liberal aligned members now have a 4-3 majority. They promised to undo the book bans and all of the other stuff the conservatives put into place over the last 2 years.
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
That’s our school district! Very happy about this.
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Watching now!
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 20/07/2025
among the many things they don’t tell you about having kids is the amount of money you will shell out to buy various berries
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I have lost hours of my life to that train. And the Buc-ee’s is way too small!
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University of Houston @uh.edu · 10/07/2025
They grow up so fast! 🥹 Just a few years ago, Shasta VII and his brother, Louie, were abandoned cubs in Washington state. Now they’re thriving thanks to the care of the Houston Zoo. From our cats to yours, happy #NationalKittenDay! 😻
One of the first photos of Shasta VII as a cougar cub from the Houston Zoo on Nov. 15, 2022.Young cougar cub Shasta VII at his public debut at the Houston Zoo on Feb. 17 2023.Young cougar cub Shasta VII and his brother Louie at their public debut at the Houston Zoo on Feb. 17 2023.
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Question, can these hearings not happen over Zoom or similar?
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I need that Koji book!
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Chocolate and cocktail tasting with @uh.edu NSM Alumni @CASE Chocolates!
Oaxacan Negroni and Mezcal-filled chocolates Rum and coconut cocktail with rum-filled chocolatesA glass of Tokaji with tokaji-filled chocolates
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I just tried the HEB-branded smoked salmon yesterday and it’s extremely good!
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no. @joles.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
applying for jobs again
screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question).

an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question:

"there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.

it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.
 
it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.”

there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price

for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
1000 curses upon the house and names of those who digitally disinter me to have me do more public speaking
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Disappointed but not surprised, UH (and other Texas universities) is still dealing with SB17, and now they have this new regime to deal with. With SB17, UH has been playing very quiet and strict to the letter, because there are groups in Texas right now trying to catch universities in lawsuits.
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I wanted something different for Easter dinner (also, prime rib was ridiculously expensive this year) and so, applewood smoked leg of lamb! Went with a dijon-horseradish sauce, and it wound up being extremely reminiscent of a prime rib, but like a sixth of the price.
A fully cooked boneless leg of lamb. The meat is a dark mahogany color since it was smoked over applewood.
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Yes! Here’s mine we made this weekend
3 rows of 4 rolls, piped with icing crosses on the top.
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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 18/04/2025
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
Photo of Senator Chris Van Hollen with Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Bluebonnet season in Texas makes it almost worth the allergies. Almost.
A deep blue and white bluebonnet flower
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David Ibarra @ibarra.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Our family of 7 moved out! 5 fledglings, to two, and then just one! Took about 17 days from hatching for them to finally fledge.
Male house finch feeding 5 new born chicksTwo baby house finches, one about to leave the nest and fly for the first timeOne baby house finch left by itself, almost ready to leave
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