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Ian Stokes

@ianvancheese.bsky.social
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Entertainment Editor @spacecom.bsky.social Freelance writer, editor, & YouTuber. Videos @ www.youtube.com/@Ian_Van_Cheese Came for the memes, stayed for the existential horror. Just a normal he... just an innocent him.

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Bantership Potemkin @bonesdrawstuff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy Batman Day
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Ian Stokes @ianvancheese.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I appreciate the thought, but the tough times have in fact lasted.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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Ian Stokes @ianvancheese.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Ian Stokes @ianvancheese.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ooooouuuugghhhhh you're gonna mess with the Spiderrrrrrrr-manuhhhh
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Ian Stokes @ianvancheese.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Folks I was not kidding, this is the good shit. If Rick and Morty did that Szechuan episode in the 2030s, it would be about this sauce.
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Ian Stokes @ianvancheese.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Bonus round: Coyote Vs ACME Didn't get it into national cinema weekend, but had to see it before it left screens. Very funny, very charming, very definitely deserving of being saved from tax write off hell.
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Ian Stokes @ianvancheese.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
And that's movie 5/5 for National Cinema Weekend: The end of oak street. Fun and I enjoyed a fair bit, but I also laughed out loud at how dumb the movie was on several occasions, and that ending was some supreme nonsense. Still enjoyable, but a real step down from the rest.
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Ian Stokes @ianvancheese.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Movie 4/5 for National Cinema Weekend: Spider-Man: Brand New Day. Leans too heavily on the wider MCU. Still, it's the best Marvel movie since... Well the last Spiderman. Obvs incredible cast, but REDACTED is a real standout. Bring on the dinosaurs for the final film.
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Ian Stokes @ianvancheese.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Movie 3/5 for National cinema weekend: Obsession. I thought after Backrooms and Exit 8 that I was a big horror boy now, but this put me in my place. Brilliantly acted, shot, scored, scripted. Everything. Loved it, but also hated it. Thoroughly spooked. Spiderman should be easier viewing tomorrow.
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Ian Stokes @ianvancheese.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Movie 2/5 of national cinema weekend: One Night Only A weirdly high concept rom com where premarital sex is banned, except for one night a year. Basically the purge for fucking. Really fun, great pacing, two terrific leads with great chemistry. Also surprise Levar Burton. Definitely a recommended.
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Ian Stokes @ianvancheese.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Movie 1/5 in my National Cinema Weekend extravaganza. The Odyssey aka "and then they all ran back to the boat screaming". As excellent as everyone says it is. Cast, score, practical effects - all incredible. Fantastic start. Next up, One Night Only.
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Dr Anke Marsh @ankemarsh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just so we are clear: The 83yo priest on the left is a terrorist. The balaclava-clad men on the right are protestors with legitimate concerns
A photo from the BBC of an older woman, with grey hair, being led away by police. A photograph of a line of men in black clothes and balaclavas blocking the port at Dover.
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Robin Sevakis @jadedsketch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wile E. Coyote is doing a reddit AMA right now for Coyote vs ACME and strictly answering through signs, and it's genius.
Wile E Coyote in an office, pointing to a sign he's holding that reads "WE CANNOT JUDGE OUR WORTH ON THE WORK OF OTHERS"
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore
a screenshot from the upcoming remake of Tomb Raider 1. lara croft is looking at her phone in the middle of an ancient ruin, and it's showing her a generic crafting menu, and a png of saucepan of stew that apparently her phone lets her cook for "Damage resistance" if she has 6 potatoes
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Ian Stokes @ianvancheese.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am supremely salty about this being a Switch 2 exclusive, because damn it looks cool.
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Ian Stokes @ianvancheese.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A movie that starts weird, and then stops messing around and gets really god damn weird in the back half. Brilliant send-up of slasher flicks and a fantastic look inwards at their puritanical undercurrent. Both leads were incredible. Also, forget the nudity; that fried chicken scene was pure filth
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We got a live demo of the shirt that is designed to fool certain people detection systems. Read more here: www.404media.co/this-digital...
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 01/09/2026
Utterly deranged to say that because someone is not the “target audience” for a movie that their opinions and experiences watching it are worthless. First of all that’s not how art works but second of all bestie everyone’s opinions are worthless. That’s what makes art criticism so great
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Hayes Madsen @solfleet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@yinyangfooey.bsky.social asked me to co-review Orbitals, and it's a fun little game that embraces the whimsy of Saturday Morning Cartoons and 90s anime. Think we found a fun way to write our own reviews, smash them together, and make it work www.space.com/entertainmen...
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'Orbitals' is a co-op sci-fi adventure that recaptures the magic of Saturday morning cartoons
We buddied up to check out Orbitals, a sci-fi anime spin on "It Takes Two"'s classic co-op action.
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Ian Stokes @ianvancheese.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The English language is ill-equipped to explain the depths to which no one cares about emails like this.
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Ian Stokes @ianvancheese.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Jack Black will probably cover half of that tbf
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Brian Honan @brianhonan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy Skynet day to all those who celebrate
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Ian Stokes @ianvancheese.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Absolutely devastated to inform you that the McDonald's World of Warcraft themed sauce is incredible.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
dolly parton died of big natural causes
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 25/08/2026
IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME...
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Ian Stokes @ianvancheese.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Great interview by Fran, and a nice full circle moment for me to commission this, as @mikediver.bsky.social was the first person to ever commission me.
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Ian Stokes @ianvancheese.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Does anyone know what you're supposed to do when you receive a hostage message?
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Ian Stokes @ianvancheese.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I have an opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time here.
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Ian Stokes @ianvancheese.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The 4000 ads for live action Moana that Disney+ has fired at me this weekend have guaranteed I will never watch it.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Tapping the sign.
A drawing of the Ghostbusters logo with Jared Leto in the place of the ghost reading:

STOP PUTTING JARED LETO IN THINGS!
NOBODY LIKES JARED LETO IN THINGS!
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 29/07/2026
i shit you not this is both the explicit plot and the metatextual theme of several Yakuza games
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Ian Stokes @ianvancheese.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Judge Dredd in Falling Snow
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Ian Stokes @ianvancheese.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Looking forward to Teen Mom UK: Deep Space Nine
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Every Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Final trailer for ‘COYOTE VS. ACME’ has been released. In theaters August 28. #CoyoteVsAcme
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Ian Stokes @ianvancheese.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Tucker Hazell @tuckerhazell.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Coming up on 10 years of @annapurna.com- with many of the most emotional, distinct and beautiful games of all time released under that banner. Check out this infographic I made celebrating the 10 year lineup of Annapurna Interactive!
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Ian Stokes @ianvancheese.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Thor waxing lyrical about how Doom is the scariest threat he's ever faced. Thanos killed half the universe, but sure, this dude stopped your axe. Oh the fear.
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Ian Stokes @ianvancheese.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentina in about 30 seconds
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Happy Gilmore: Shooter Mc Gavin's Impossible Reaction
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Ian Stokes @ianvancheese.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
GG Spain, very well deserved.
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Jesse Gomez @itsjessegomez.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentina deploying fan favourite football moves such as:
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WWE Kurt Angle German Suplex PS2
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 19/07/2026
no tears on the field on that one, everyone just like "lol that fuckin ruled"
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 19/07/2026
congratulations to england on winning a game after the semifinals for the first time in 60 years
third place meme
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Ian Stokes @ianvancheese.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
One final Wonderwall to suffer.
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Ian Stokes @ianvancheese.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Now it's over, what a game of football. During the game, fuck that game of football. Bellingham, Saka, Spence. All incredible. France going super Saiyan was incredible, and it never devolved into a nasty game.
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 19/07/2026
I take back everything I said about the third-place playoff
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Appelez l'ambulance! Mais pas pour moi!
Call the ambulance but not for me meme
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