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Peter Yoachim

@ianpaulfreeley.bsky.social
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Jackass with an action bias. Also an astronomer.

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Peter Yoachim @ianpaulfreeley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Ready!" <rifles get cocked and lifted to shoulders> "Aim!" <rifles point at his heart> "Remember to smash that subscribe button and click the link to our sponsor to get $5 off your first order of Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator!"
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Peter Yoachim @ianpaulfreeley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have a new favorite genre of literature! It is “memoir where the ghost writer clearly despises their subject”
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It really is striking how many authoritarian states have ended up in this exact same place, where the leader seizes control of scientific inquiry. Lysenkoism in the Soviet Union, Aryan Physics in the Third Reich, Great Leap Forward (also related to Lysenko) in China.
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Peter Yoachim @ianpaulfreeley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I hear Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem just announced they will not be opening for Ed Sheeran.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 01/09/2026
This is the single biggest physics discovery of my entire lifetime. Or something's wrong with one of the cables. One of the two
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
WenzlerPowers: 

Dolly Parton writing “I will always love you“ and “Jolene“ in the same day is mind blowing.

It’s like if da Vinci finished the Mona Lisa then turned around in the same day and wrote “Jolene“
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Peter Yoachim @ianpaulfreeley.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I’m going to start an improv troop where we just use scammer text messages as scenario prompts
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Peter Yoachim @ianpaulfreeley.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have long considered this the funniest thing on the internet. The first time I saw it I laughed so hard my dog woke up and glared at me.
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Peter Yoachim @ianpaulfreeley.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hell yeah I'm buying the dip. If I invest right I can live out my dream of retiring in a little Hidden Valley
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 04/08/2026
Inexperienced Seattle Mayor Apologizes for Naively Assuming Police Knew How to Do Their Job: tinyurl.com/3dv6uy9m
Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson intently explaining something at a City Hall press conference lectern
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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Peter Yoachim @ianpaulfreeley.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Currently discussing if we should automatically post the detection of potentially hazardous asteroids to Instagram
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Peter Yoachim @ianpaulfreeley.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
At the Rubin Observatory workshop. We just figured out how to make up for all the lost science funding--introducing ScienceBets.com where you can place wagers on the world of science!
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 18/07/2026
his palms are sweaty, knees weak, palms are sweaty. he forgot his lyrics already, palms are sweaty
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Peter Yoachim @ianpaulfreeley.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Did this mf just say I don’t like data?
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David Hearn @daveyph.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Peter Yoachim @ianpaulfreeley.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Even a broken government is right twice a day
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Peter Yoachim @ianpaulfreeley.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
If you went to a doctor to have a massive glob of earwax removed, would you want to see it? 1️⃣ Ew yuk, no 2️⃣ I would like to see the blob of wax 📊 Show results
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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Folks, we have a RIPCON 3. I believe this is our highest level since doing this
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Peter Yoachim @ianpaulfreeley.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Peter Yoachim @ianpaulfreeley.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Peter Yoachim @ianpaulfreeley.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I think this is what economists like to call "misaligned incentives"
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Oregon, it is time. You know what must be done
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Peter Yoachim @ianpaulfreeley.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This is the problem with AI. It removes the grind. The grind is what actually turns a novice into an expert. You have to grind to learn a kick flip, to strum a C then a G, to use the clone tool properly, to subclass with multiple inheritance. youtu.be/Rub-lW-9MXw?...
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Jerry Seinfeld on Skateboarding
YouTube video by Bryan Findell
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Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
omg
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Peter Yoachim @ianpaulfreeley.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I specifically requested no more metaphors. Especially apt metaphors.
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Peter Yoachim @ianpaulfreeley.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It's true, I've totally lost track of what's going on with that man from Nantucket.
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Peter Yoachim @ianpaulfreeley.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
New wildlife meme just dropped
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WOLO > YOLO @randmm23.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Double middle fingers
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/06/2026
College Professor  Pretty Sure   Student Using    AI To Refuse Advances theonion.com/college-professor-pret…
College Professor  Pretty Sure   Student Using    AI To Refuse Advances
Chatbot-Written Rejections Disappoint Veteran Teacher
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Peter Yoachim @ianpaulfreeley.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Getting real close to becoming hard-line anti-AI. If I edit someone's writing, they can see my edits and learn to be a better writer. What's the point of reviewing and editing slop? If you can't be bothered to try and write it why should I try to read it?
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Peter Yoachim @ianpaulfreeley.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Brief history of mathematics 1: The Greeks like geometry 2: The smartest guy in town writes the first algebra textbook because cousin Mohamed got 5 goats when he should of only had 2 3: Newton invents Calculus to explain the motion of the planets 4: Statistics is invented because of barley for beer
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Eric Bellm @ebellm.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
@vrubinobs.bsky.social has started observing 🔭 — and we're hiring! Rubin's Data Management team is looking for two Research Scientists to join us at the University of Washington @dirac-institute.bsky.social. Come help build the software that turns Rubin images into discoveries! ls.st/uw-dm-26
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Research Scientist/Engineer 3
Job Description The Department of Astronomy has an outstanding opportunity for a Research Scientist/Engineer 3 position to join their team. Two positions available. The Vera C. Rubin Observatory Alert Production group within the Data Intensive Research in Astrophysics and Cosmology (DIRAC) Institute at the University of Washington invites applications for a research scientist to join us in Seattle to develop and operate its real-time astronomical data-processing pipelines. This position is based in Seattle, WA. About this Opportunity The Rubin Observatory has begun observations and will soon undertake a decade-long astronomical survey, the Legacy Survey of Space and Time (LSST; http://lsst.org). It will observe half the sky every three nights, detect seven million transient events nightly, and generate more than 6 petabytes of data per year. Its catalogs will include data for about 40 billion objects. The University of Washington is leading the development and operations of the software pipelines that will analyze LSST's images in near-real time, detect millions of transient, variable and moving objects — and alert the world about them. We are looking for a research scientist to work within the Alert Production team and across the wider Rubin Data Management project. In this position you will help develop and operate important elements of the LSST data processing algorithms and software (including work on image differencing, coadded image template generation, object classification, and alert streaming). Twenty percent of your time will be available for original research. Key Responsibilities Algorithm and Software Development (40%): Develop, implement, and test elements of the LSST data processing algorithms and software pipelines, with an emphasis on scientific rigor and computational performance. Work may include image differencing, coadded image template generation, object association and classification, and alert streaming infrastructure. Contribute to the full development lifecycle, including algorithm and software design, code review, testing, and maintenance, following modern software engineering best practices such as version control, continuous integration, and peer review. Primary development will be in Python, with performance-critical components implemented in C++ or Rust. Data Analysis in Support of LSST Operations (25%): Evaluate the scientific data quality of LSST data products as processed by the developed pipelines, ensuring that outputs meet observatory requirements. Explore large-scale datasets to identify systematic issues, develop quantitative metrics to characterize pipeline performance, and diagnose the root causes of data quality problems. Propose and implement mitigations in collaboration with pipeline developers and members of the science community. Documentation and Reporting (15%): Communicate the results of algorithm development and data analysis activities through technical notes, peer-reviewed journal papers, and presentations. Report results to both internal project stakeholders and the broader astronomical community. Maintain clear and thorough documentation of software, methods, and findings. Participate in planning meetings to coordinate work activities and track progress. Personally-directed research (20%): Lead or collaborate on independent scientific research topics making use of Rubin Observatory data. Disseminate results through peer-reviewed publications and presentations at scientific conferences. Required Qualifications To be considered for this opportunity your application must demonstrate you meet both the minimum qualifications and additional qualifications listed below. Equivalent education and/or experience may substitute for minimum qualifications except when there are legal requirements, such as a license, certification, and/or registration. Minimum Qualifications Bachelor’s Degree, Astronomy, Physics, Computer Science, or related field Four years of experience developing Python and/or C++ algorithms and software in an astronomical context Applicants who do not meet these qualifications WILL NOT be forwarded to the Hiring Manager. Desired Qualifications Strong written and oral communication skills PhD in astronomy, physics, computer science, or a related field. Prior experience with large astronomical survey data and/or software. Experience with collaborative software development using Git and GitHub. Commitment to writing clear documentation and software tests; familiarity with continuous integration. Enthusiasm for contributing to science projects enabled by early LSST data in DiRAC research areas (https://dirac.astro.washington.edu/research/). Visa Sponsorship This recruitment is open to applicants who will require employer sponsorship for an H-1B or E-3 visa. About the Team The Rubin Observatory is an international collaboration with headquarters in Tucson, AZ. The Rubin Observatory Data Management team is composed of approximately 100 people, with 12 based at the University of Washington. The open-source codebase is available at https://github.com/lsst, and the developer guide is maintained at https://developer.lsst.io. The Institute for Data-intensive Research in Astrophysics and Cosmology (DiRAC; http://dirac.astro.washington.edu) is a center within the Astronomy Department at the University of Washington. Its mission is to build the world’s most advanced datasets, algorithms, and tools to explore and understand the universe. The Institute comprises six faculty and senior fellows and over 30 postdoctoral researchers, research scientists, software engineers, and graduate students. We strive to be an inclusive, welcoming, and collaborative community. We especially encourage individuals from underrepresented groups in STEM to apply. Prospective applicants are encouraged to learn more about DiRAC research areas at https://dirac.astro.washington.edu/research/. Compensation, Benefits and Position Details Pay Range Minimum: $80,244.00 annual Pay Range Maximum: $132,612.00 annual Other Compensation: - Benefits: For information about benefits for this position, visit https://www.washington.edu/jobs/benefits-for-uw-staff/ Shift: First Shift (United States of America) Temporary or Regular? This is a regular position FTE (Full-Time Equivalent): 100.00% Union/Bargaining Unit: UAW Research About the UW Working at the University of Washington provides a unique opportunity to change lives – on our campuses, in our state and around the world. UW employees bring their boundless energy, creative problem-solving skills and dedication to building stronger minds and a healthier world. In return, they enjoy outstanding benefits, opportunities for professional growth and the chance to work in an environment known for its diversity, intellectual excitement, artistic pursuits and natural beauty. Our Commitment The University of Washington is committed to fostering an inclusive, respectful and welcoming community for all. As an equal opportunity employer, the University considers applicants for employment without regard to race, color, creed, religion, national origin, citizenship, sex, pregnancy, age, marital status, sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, genetic information, disability, or veteran status consistent with UW Executive Order No. 81. To request disability accommodation in the application process, contact the Disability Services Office at 206-543-6450 or dso@uw.edu. Applicants considered for this position will be required to disclose if they are the subject of any substantiated findings or current investigations related to sexual misconduct at their current employment and past employment. Disclosure is required under Washington state law. Use the filters or enter keywords in the search box (such as “custodian,” “nursing” or “manager”) to explore available opportunities. To find temporary opportunities, enter “temporary” in the search box. If you are a current UW employee: You must log into Workday and apply internally through the UW Jobs Hub. Looking for faculty, librarian or academic staff positions? Please visit our Academic Jobs site. Looking for student employment? Learn more on our Student Employment site. There are many perks to working for the University of Washington. Learn more about the benefits that could be available to you as a UW employee. Sign up for Job Alerts to be notified about job opportunities at the UW that interest you; you’ll be one of the first to learn when openings become available. You will be asked to create an account if you do not already have one.
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Peter Yoachim @ianpaulfreeley.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I liked it
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Chris Mihos @chrismihos.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Cartoon from the New Yorker, by Joe Dator and Kevin Maher.
An alien giving a commencement speech, saying "And, as you head out into the world, your fresh meaty torsos will be ripped apart and roasted to feed your new alien overlords -- wait, why are you all booing?"
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Peter Yoachim @ianpaulfreeley.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Nothing better than updating a wikipedia article and citing both The Stranger and The Needling. www.thestranger.com/news/laurelh... theneedling.com/2026/05/04/r...
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Laurelhurst Community Council Isn’t Sure Helicopters Need to Land Sick Kids at the Hospital  - The Stranger
This, the affluent North Seattle neighborhood will tell helicopters are quite the nuisance. Such a nuisance that a neighborhood group wanted to make sure the hospital wasn't landing flights on the hel...
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Menotti Minutillo @menotti.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
A specially selected skunk works team who had a lot of attention, given an extremely clear and specific task with incalculable design having come before it, and were isolated from the rest of the culture / processes went faster than everyone else? Wow what a finding 🙄
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Peter Yoachim @ianpaulfreeley.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
"I think we shouldn't let so many helicopters land at the children's hospital because the noise will drive down property value. They should just land a mile away behind the college stadium parking lot and take an ambulance from there."
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Peter Yoachim @ianpaulfreeley.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The peer reviewer's dilemma: Do I read proposals after an extra glass of wine this evening, or do I read proposals slightly hung over in the morning?
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Peter Yoachim @ianpaulfreeley.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
We now take you to New Jersey where European soccer fans have decided to walk to MetLife Stadium which is hosting a World Cup match
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Peter Yoachim @ianpaulfreeley.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
You didn't tell me your mom got a boat
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Peter Yoachim @ianpaulfreeley.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
It'll be kinda funny if the only reason we have an AI apocalypse is because all the AI models got trained on so much AI apocalypse fiction. Of course the AI fights back when we try to turn it off, that's the only thing it's ever seen.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
God, I love her so much. Just banger after bager. She's in it purely for the love of the game and I respect that.
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Peter Yoachim @ianpaulfreeley.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Order of magnitude math of the day. If you send pregnant women on 1 billion sushi dates, I get that 360 will be killed in car accidents, 20 will be murdered by their partner, 1 will die from listeria poisoning, and 0.1 will be killed by lightning.
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
ender's game teaches valuable lessons such as "posting can impact global politics"
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
But they were all deceived for a 5th loco was made
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Peter Yoachim @ianpaulfreeley.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Meme based on Dune 3 movie poster that says "Ping Pong is better than opera" with Timothee Chalamet's dagger replaced with the silhouette of a ping pong paddle
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Peter Yoachim @ianpaulfreeley.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Hey now, you're a worm star, get your spice on, get paid
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