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Ian Murphy

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He/him/his. Cat butler. Shuffling with a bovine grace 🐄

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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 7h
Just added these to my website as I could do with some sales, it’s a nice toilet with a framed pic of a puffin, it’s Jude Bellingham being hunky in ink, it’s a pollarded willow tree, and it’s a house in Weymouth with an orangutan face. www.chloecumming.com
Toilet in lovely soft watercolour and pastel with rich green carpet Jude holding a ball in very lively ink , quite gestural An oil pastel stubby tree, observed from the real, blues and yellows and bold marks Front of a house with bay windows and blue skies, near Weymouth harbour , with ape face
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 29/09/2026
I’m Gail, a one woman (and a feline assistant) business, based in Manchester. I create prints, homewares, T-shirts & cards inspired by midcentury design, music and architecture. Have a look gailmyerscough.co.uk
A grid of twelve illustrations featuring music designs, architecture designs, books, retro abstract designs and swimmers. Bold and colourful.
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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 29/09/2026
My 2026 Christmas Card Collection is here! Available now on my website. Matching wrapping paper coming soon… www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/christmas
A pile of Christmas cards featuring designs of baubles, Christmas lights, crackers and a vinyl record Christmas pudding.
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Sacred Parasite @sacredparasite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
!!!PUBLICATION DAY!!! JWGoll's The Terminal Art and @wildtwin.bsky.social's Latchkey are OUT! At www.sacredparasite.com you can, for the first time, see inside and read sample pages from both books. Then order away to your heart's content.
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Gemma Clark 🧿🕯️ @gemmaclark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today is International Safe Abortion Day and I did my last training run before my half marathon on Sunday for the @asn.org.uk Maternal deaths are rocketing in 🇺🇸 This amazing org does life saving work in Europe. Please give even £1 if you can ajbellgreatscottishrun2026.enthuse.com/pf/gemma-clark
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Gemma's page
About us The AJ Bell Great Scottish Run is the biggest and best running event in Scotland. Starting in the heart of the city, runners soak up the incredible atmosphere and music all the way to the fin
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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
These still exist, if that’s a thing that floats your boat 🤼
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Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 28/09/2026
Carly responded to a Bluesky post two years ago when I was in a panic and needed someone to do some really basic photoshop. Instead she came up with illustrations that shaped how the publication looked. Do send her more work if you need actual talented human illustration.
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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Haven’t sold anything for a while, may be marginally more mentiony about my work momentarily . ⬇️✍🏻 New words: marginally, mentiony, momentarily
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Baarbers
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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For new followers it might be worth saying, this is available here as an original: www.chloecumming.com/inkwater along with many other things, and spreading of the word about this is very welcome right now ✔️
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Ink and Watercolour — Chloe Cumming
This gallery collects ink and watercolour works (sometimes drawings, sometimes paintings), visually congruent with one another, with fluid line. expressive mark-making and luminous colour. This Norwic...
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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.
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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm on a sort of 'please share and buy my art' kick because of needing that to happen
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The literacy crisis is not just referring to people's ability to literally read and write. It's also people's inability to read for context. I've been a public educator for over 20 years and I have never, ever seen it this bad.
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A post hits the Discover tab.
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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hello, it is Friday and I have added these four artworks to my ink and watercolour shop, in case some excellent person or persons would like to buy them. These are watercolour heavy and contain Rarefied Vibes, perhaps. Humid in a good way 🚑 🦊 🐮 ☎️ www.chloecumming.com/inkwater
Small toy like ambulance with mysterious yellow cone atop it and normal red cone in front of it, but enigmatic and very watery watercolour A brown inky fox looking like a well sound person , some chaos Arms raised alabaster Minotaur not exactly fierce but textured and vibes Very watery green rotary phone with surprised receiver
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Kristin Hersh @kristinhersh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A thin brown fox . Ink and watercolour
Wide set eyes sitting gentle box with big reddish brown ink strokes and stormy backdrop with big green areas
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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 24/09/2026
A tumbleweed is rolling through my online shop today. I create colourful prints, cards, homewares and T-shirts inspired by architecture, music and mid-century design. Please have a look at my shop and repost to help spread the word. Thanks! gailmyerscough.co.uk
A pile of colourful prints featuring illustrations inspired by music, mid-century design and architecture.
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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Close Minotaur face (small)
Cow human soft face with red and blue and yellow modulations
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know we all want to support the RNLI right now and how better than with this felt Christmas rescue penguin 😭 shop.rnli.org/products/rnl...
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RNLI Felted Penguin in Kayak Decoration
Adorable RNLI penguin-in-kayak decoration with Santa hat & lifejacket. Handmade from 100% wool, fair trade & plastic-free. Size: 12 x 8cm.
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Half Saruman Half Biscuit
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A Lord of the Rings cover band called J.R.R.E.M.
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One more try. Look at these!
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Going dogging in this
Grey haired man sitting in a bright yellow vintage car. It is foppish Doctor Who John Pertwee in Bessie
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 23/09/2026
i love this and post it every fall
caption: humpty dumpty had a great fall

four pictures of humpty dumpty enjoying fall activities
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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HI. Despite feeling dizzy I have added these three little pictures which are originals to my ink and watercolour artworks shop on my website, on the Web. You could have a look! One is a pylon two are clowns for some reason www.chloecumming.com/inkwater
Brown and red pylon, dense and moody Green clown. Jaunty angle. Knitted maybe. A toy. Squiggles. Water Sad wired clown with wires, thin neck, not angling for likes
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Lies of T @reallynottony.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
New Yorkers what is it like to have an actual politician that does things to help you? Is it nice? It sounds nice
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Aaron Bossig @aaronbossig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Pickup artists” and “garbage men” are groups of people who should exchange titles
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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Electrical clown with cables
Ink and watercolour drawing of a skinny log necked sad 20s clown with head cables pylon style
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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Green Comfort Clown (watercolour and ink)
A lively messy little painting of a Jean greenhowe knitted clown in a garden, with deep green wibbles
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am a writer of the words & sentences (some funny). I’ve done most things: written gags, speeches, scripts, TV ads - if you require such an individual, then I am that person. Website (here) www.mathew-owen.co.uk any RTs (or whatever they’re called on here) gratefully received. Cheers👍👍
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Mathew Owen | Speech Writer | Manchester
Bespoke wedding speeches from a professional comedy writer.
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horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
OH MY GOD HOLD ON IT'S A SNEAK PEAK
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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m just adding the two drawings to my website tonight, I haven’t been as madly productive as sometimes this week as I’ve been attempting to look after myself. Hi! It’s ORVILLE + K Harris and the squished dubious cones. Other artworks are available tho if you tap the link. www.chloecumming.com
A large green infant duck and a narrow cheerful showbiz Englishman , in textured oil pastel Four cones that have been squashed in various ways, red and yellow pastel and black ink
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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ve actually been offline more in order to do constructive things in my life and I’m feeling better for it. But if you could remember my art and sometimes buy it that would also be helpful.
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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This genuinely made me laugh out loud today
HOW AM I DRIVING?
HOW DOES AN ENGINE EVEN WORK?
HOW CAN A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY
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Sonic Cathedral @soniccathedral.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
rnli.org/support-us/g... Look out for Part Three on Thursday... 👀
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Donate to the RNLI and help save lives at sea
Your donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here.
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Rob Morgan @durutti74.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wrong time, Feast App advert.
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Adjust your screen brightness until the Batman is barely visible
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 20/09/2026
thank you Kansas fan for replenishing the world reserves of reaction images
four nearly identical images of a kansas fan reacting to something with horror in extreme slow motion
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You can sign up here if you'd like to have it in your inbox when it drops (tomorrow morning? saturday morning? something like that) nothingbutawordbag.substack.com
Small round black cat curled on a chair
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’d like to think that our incessant carping here has had a positive effect on the arc of humanity
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