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Ian Murphy

@ianmurphy.bsky.social
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He/him/his. Cat butler. Shuffling with a bovine grace 🐄

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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ford Transit
Map from Raiders of the Lost Ark
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Peter Sellers in Dr Strangelove
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
Snooker player Ray Reardon
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Going dogging in this
Grey haired man sitting in a bright yellow vintage car. It is foppish Doctor Who John Pertwee in Bessie
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I got one! And damn fine albums too
Black and white postcard and tow CDs, Force Majeure and The Joy of Sextet
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I mean this fortune cookie absolutely has my life figured out
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Ed Bishop looked exactly like a bishop when he wasn't dressed as a bishop
Ed Bishop as Commander Straker in the TV series UFO
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Bluesky proving the point of original post there
USSR Pictures post. "Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s. The post has been hidden and labelled as "Adult Content" by Bluesky moderation USSR Pictures post. "Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s. Illustration of a man covering the statue of the Venus de Milo's breasts with a bra
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My proposed Minister for AI:
Sam Slade - Robo-Hunter from 2000ad
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The problem with being a bald man in the summer is that even the mildest exertion brings out all of your head veins.
A bald man with a large number of protruding veins on his head. He is wearing a shiny grey top and a frankly fabulous medallion. He is an alien called a Talosian from the Star Trek pilot called The Cage
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Must remember to do the lottery later
Large amount of small rocks
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
George would say hello to Noop if he wasn't currently melting across my legs
A handsome black cat (called George) laying across a leg in grey trousers. He is in that unusually molten form that cats take on in extremely hot weather
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Post a comic cover you love
Thr cover of 2000ad prog 228. The character Rogue Trooper  runs towards the viewer, firing his rifle
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
At the Reflecting Pool and guys, this doesn't look right
Girl in a pool of water. Behind her, an alien is rising out of the water. It is Newt from the film Aliens
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
A white cow with folds around neck resembling fabric and a large lump on its backA pantomime dame standing next to a pantomime cow
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
"Y reg, Y reg! My T- 90 Y reg..."
Vladimir Putin sitting at a Roland keyboard
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
A red spiral pattern overlaid with the words "the trilobites are dropping acid again doctor "
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Impressive thread coincidence 🖖 #StarTrek
Two adjacent posts.
 "Janeway gets so much flak for killing tuvix but I never see people talking about her deleting that irish bartender's wife"

&

"I DON'T THINK MUCH OF PARIS"
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Doctor Who title screen with the words horror of funk rock
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Herman Munster
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Me in my Bluesky bubble
Woman in a pink dress and hat floating inside a pink bubble. It is Sheryl Lee in the film Wild At Heart
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Star Trek Voyager title screen with the words We Really Need to Talk About Neelix
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The DS9 / BBC crossover episode that hasn't been repeated since its original broadcast in 1978.
Star Trek Deep Space Nine style title screen with the words It Ain't Half Hot Morn
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Post an iconic movie image
Agroup made up of men in dark uniforms, and a man and woman in white shirts. It is, of course, a scene from the classic movie Mutiny On The Buses.
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Plus they keep hogging it so they can "do their puzzles"
The back of a black cat's head as he looks at a laptop screen showing a crossword. The cat is called George and he can't do crosswords for shit, although he thinks he can
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
George and me wish you a Happy Birthday!
A handsome black cat looks up at the camera. His air of style and sophistication is undermined by his prominent pink tongue sticking out
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The Burger King logo but it says No lumps of fat or gristle guaranteed
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Man in blue shirt looks down into a scientific instrument. It is Ash from the film AlienA handsome black cat looks up. His dignified appearance is ruined by his pink tongue sticking out
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
No cheating your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist.
A man in a blue shirt looking down into the eyepiece of a scientific instrument. Ian Holm as the android Ash in the film Alien
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
No cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet
A handsome black cat, curled up asleep on a laptop keyboard
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
So that's what Robert Downey Jr is doing!
Man in bowler hat with a cane and toothbrush moustache. Robert Downey Jr as Charlie Chaplin
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
This furry idiot (George) offers his support for as long as is needed
A handsome black cat
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
One of the dafter Onion headlines that I've always loved
War on string may be unwinnable, says cat general. Above a get in an army officer's uniform and a sign saying General Bonkers
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Man in blue shirt bending over a scientific instrument. He is looking into an eyepiece.
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Man in blue shirt bending over a scientific instrument. He is looking into an eyepiece.
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
"That's no moon, it's a giant face"
Chewbacca, Luke Skywalker, Obi Wan Kenobi and Han Solo in the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
A movie that takes place where you’re from
Two women dressed in red sitting in a club. Alexandra Pigg and Margi Clarke in Letter to Brezhnev
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
My app has entered sleep mode
A handsome black cat, curled up fast asleep on a laptop keyboard. He is clearly very cosy
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Okay, Trek nerds, post a picture from your first #StarTrek movie.
A bearded man with an open necked jersey, showing his chest hair and a medallion. His arms are outstretched. He is Disco Bones and he is magnificent
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
"Where's your fucking Poppy?"
Darth Vader points at Princess Leia
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Me and George sending you support. As George is the photogenic one, he insists on including this emotional support picture
A handsome black cat
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Er...
Actor Bob Grant from On The Buses looking just like John Lennon
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
George. One fang. Giving him a sneer like Elvis in 1968.
A black cat with one protruding fang
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
Man with prominent teeth and curly hair holding a microphone. Alexei Sayle as fictional comedian Bobby Chariot
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
It's a real skill they have, isn't it
Black cat curled up asleep on a laptop keyboard. He looks exceptionally cosy
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
George. No nickname. Don't even think about it
A black looks upward at the camera.  He looks a bit stern but is, in fact, a massive, soft, chump.
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Excellent display of @wildtwin.bsky.social collages and notebooks at Dorothy. Well worth a visit for a glimpse of the wider creative landscape behind Ghost Town and Wild Twin Haunted Paper at Dorothy, 22b Jordan St., Liverpool, L1 0BP
Front of art studio space with the word Dorothy in orange letters on the window. Orange circle on the door. An A-board sign advertising an exhibition stands to the side of the door.A board advertising the exhibition Haunted Paper
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
FAC251 one Charles Street, Manchester
Metal gate containing a metal plate with the word Factory cut out of it. The gate has Blue tiles on one side with a bright orange wall on the other side
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Is it just me? #LowerDecks #Moopsie
The character Moopsie from Star Trek Lower Decks
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Ian Murphy @ianmurphy.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Well, you started it
Detail from New York Times Connections puzzle

"Ending with homophones of parts of the leg

Crypto, Decaf, Disney, Prussian"
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