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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 01/10/2026
A few weeks back when Andy Williams (who also was the guitarist for my favorite metal band) died (had a heart attack directly after finishing a match at an indie. I knew I had to go. I bought $25 last minute tickets that got miraculously upgraded to 2nd row under the camera array. Wrestling is Real
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 29/09/2026
Ironically! It took about 3x longer to make this sizzle video. “Make a 30 second sizzle video for this app including public domain videos of modern Toyota Corollas driving by themselves. Take your time and make it really good, web fonts only, no slop. Then, run an MP4.” github.com/iamtherog/fu...
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 29/09/2026
Seriously though if anyone wants to dig through this and tell me what they think feel free. github.com/iamtherog/fu...
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 29/09/2026
I just “did” this in under 25 minutes. Check my work, nerds! github.com/iamtherog/fu...
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 25/09/2026
I’m in the process of building a “de-sloppifying” app and this is what it can do so far.
The dragon image but like, weird?
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 25/09/2026
Let’s keep this rolling
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 22/09/2026
Follow me?
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 22/09/2026
I heard you like vacation pics.
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 22/09/2026
Honestly...
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 22/09/2026
I keep getting posts meant for @murderxbryan.bsky.social
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 22/09/2026
If you ever steal my special mid-cabin Delta seat then I will fight you.
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 21/09/2026
RESIDENT EVIL (2026) 1.) Most ”fucks” I’ve ever heard in a movie. 2.) Most blood I’ve ever seen in a movie. 3.) People who don’t like the ending are dummies
Photo of the Resident Evil movie poster
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 20/09/2026
theyre calling it the worst massacre in Kent state history
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 19/09/2026
claude is right
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 19/09/2026
Derek has been replaced
NATE
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 18/09/2026
Hahah holy fuck you’re not allowed to use DMs in Wyoming lmao. This country is so fucking stupid.
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 17/09/2026
She mountain my dandy til I Jackson her Hole
A sign that says Mountain Dandy
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 17/09/2026
Finally I can be smart like Mark Cuban instead stupid like... Mark Cuban????
Billionaire's Reading List: 5 Books Cuban
Says Everyone Should Know Cuban reads for three hours every morning. This is the exact list
he recommends — and there's a faster way to absorb every_...
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 17/09/2026
I’m so fly I’m on the wing.
A window with a view
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 17/09/2026
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 17/09/2026
They got an MF utahraptor at the SLC airport!
Utahraptor fossil Walkway
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 16/09/2026
She hitch on my cock until I stranger on the train.
Movie poster for Strangers on a Train.
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 15/09/2026
Here's a quick speech that any member of the Democratic caucus can say *tonight* to win back a vast majority of fence sitters, many of whom are just learning about Palestine for the first time thanks to this controversy. @repmcgovern.bsky.social @aoc.bsky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

To start, we acknowledge that Macklemore's costume was indefensible. We also acknowledge the role of atonement and the statement he made in 2014. We defend his right to perform "Hind's House" and say "Free Palestine" anywhere that he can do so safely. Ed Sheeran, Pink, and even the ADL are not our enemies. Something happened between 2014, during the Obama Presidency" that has impacted the ADL's decision making for what actually would make Jewish people safe in America. We are open to discussing these changes and what predicated them with the ADL and Israeli leaders if necessary. We are seeking a path forward that ensures no more bloodshed, no more animosity, and no more billions of dollars wasted on endless wars. We can solve this, together. But we need to meet in the middle, for real. And we're only going to extend our hand, not step backward.
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 14/09/2026
The founders of America were believers in the teachings of The Enlightenment and this phrase is the reason that Free Speech is the first Amendment. They considered this concept so foundational to the US that they enshrined it as A1. We no longer have a shared belief that this statement is true.
"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your
right to say it."

Voltaire
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 13/09/2026
A few pictures from my surprisingly good $34 tickets for tonight’s AEW The Butcher tribute show in Springfield. #🤼 #wrestling @aewontv.bsky.social @aew
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 11/09/2026
I'd never really put this timeline together but it's insane that they let United 93 off the ground when there were two planes in the air currently being hijacked in similar airspace.
FWIW, The first plane hit at 8:46

Flight 11 was hijacked at 8:14 and in prior history hijacked planes were almost never taken down. They had 34 minutes before hitting the towers (8:46).

Flight 175 was hijacked at 8:42 and would've had no way of knowing another plane had been hijacked bc it was doubtful that it was on the news yet (in the cabin at least). Hit the towers 21 minutes later (9:03).

Flight 77 took off at 8:20 and was hijacked at 8:51, theoretically they could've found out about the WTC on the plane, but we'll realistically never know. Hit pentagon at 9:37. 

Flight 93 was scheduled to leave at 8 but got pushed back to 8:46 (very interesting they took off with two hijacked planes in the air tbh), then they wrestled the guys down like in the movie and crashed at 10:03 and famously they did it because they knew about the WTC.
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 11/09/2026
Alright I'm not trying to be a nerd but:
FWIW, The first plane hit at 8:46

Flight 11 was hijacked at 8:14 and in prior history hijacked planes were almost never taken down. They had 34 minutes before hitting the towers (8:46).

Flight 175 was hijacked at 8:42 and would've had no way of knowing another plane had been hijacked bc it was doubtful that it was on the news yet (in the cabin at least). Hit the towers 21 minutes later (9:03).

Flight 77 took off at 8:20 and was hijacked at 8:51, theoretically they could've found out about the WTC on the plane, but we'll realistically never know. Hit pentagon at 9:37. 

Flight 93 was scheduled to leave at 8 but got pushed back to 8:46 (very interesting they took off with two hijacked planes in the air tbh), then they wrestled the guys down like in the movie and crashed at 10:03 and famously they did it because they knew about the WTC.
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 10/09/2026
I have only done minimal research but I’m reliably certain it is the same product or related to this “lemon” I saw an ad for. This is “the Lem” by Hello Nancy. It is a sex toy that’s also known as an “air pulse clitoral stimulator. Enjoy now knowing these facts, which I only recently learned.
Ad with a lemon shaped sex toy on a silk sheet with the caption we’re sorry little lemon made my boyfriend come
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 10/09/2026
Posting this to share in a chat gonna delete ignore
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 08/09/2026
It’s called DadChat
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[COACH] Coaching Youth Sports -- 2h ago
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dave_74 Best drills for keeping U10s from
bunching around the ball? Every practice turns into a bee-swarm
around the ball no matter what I do. Anyone found drills that actually teach spacing to 8-10 year olds without losing
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 08/09/2026
I would’ve had him sign this copy of the pre-shooting script I pilfered from one of my Hollywood internships in 2004
Donnie darko script dated June 8, 2000
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 08/09/2026
Adrian you tall wallaby mf I’m waiting for you with a Rhode Island style knuckle sandwich. Come and get it, mate. @crawf34.bsky.social
The bridge to India point park in Providence
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 08/09/2026
If you’ve gotta be labeled in an ad then either you’re not a celebrity anymore *or* you don’t look like what you looked like when you were a celebrity.
Luke Wilson in a fan antics fan cash ad looking kinda old
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 07/09/2026
Buying this for everyone who was insulted by my last post…
Apology. I CAN'T CHANGE THE PAST, AND I WON'T PRETEND
IT DIDN'T HURT. I KNOW MY
CHOICES LEFT
A MARK ON YOU. BUT I CAN SHOW YOU I'M SERIOUS, NOT WITH WORDS ONLY, BUT WITH CONSISTENCY YOU CAN FINALLY
TRUST AGAIN. I'LL PROVE IT IN THE WAY I SPEAK TO YOU, THE WAY I LISTEN, AND THE WAY I SHOW UP WHEN IT'S HARD. I'LL CHOOSE PATIENCE OVER EGO, HONESTY OVER SILENCE,
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 07/09/2026
Okay so I’m trying to tell you that amazing things are happening on Threads
Propose while still married and using the decor from
our wedding is diabolical g
please sign the
divorce papers
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sannixsanni >
6 PhillyThreads 1d This beautiful coupled was spotted outside the Philadelphia Art Museum. I was so honored to witness this beautiful moment between this
couple.
#phillycouples #philadelphiaartmuseum... 1/2
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 06/09/2026
Like fuck off with this.
Rest In Power to Every Time I Die's Andy Williams who suffered a medical emergency last night after a
wrestling match in Pennsylvania. The scene will not be the same without Andy who
was set to tour next month with his newest band
Atomic Rule.
We are beyond heartbroken
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majorly incorrect use of "rest in power" here y'all, come onA dork
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 06/09/2026
Rest in peace to Andy Williams of Every Time I Die (The Butcher)
Andy Williams wrestler going down the ramp with fire around his head
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 06/09/2026
Andy Williams from Every Time I Die aka the Butcher seems to have had a medical episode at a show in Pittsburgh. #🤼 #wrestling
Hey wrestling fans keep Andy Williams aka The Butcher of The Butcher and the Blade in your thoughts. He was taken from the venue at a show here in Pittsburgh via ambulance
after what appeared to be some kind of cardiac episode.
The rest of the show was then called off.
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 04/09/2026
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 04/09/2026
Like can anyone smarter than me understand what this guy is being besides pedantic? I’m not certain what this distinction adds or takes away from my argument, or how what I’m saying is a “dangerous trope.”
James A. Robichaux @jamesrobichaux.bsk... • 7d No, it did not use "taxpayer funds", because there is no such thing, and you are only *reinforcing* the morality of these fascists by employing that dishonest and disgusting "taxpayer" trope and, thus, legitimizing that horrid, harmful way of
thinking.
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Charles Politics (6'5") @iamtherog.com • 7d How is it a "trope" and incorrect to say that the federal government is funded by taxes? It's objectively true in every sense of the word. You just hate that I'm being a fabulist. The point stands, someone paid with my tax dollars
produced and posted that. my tax dollars paid it.
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James A. Robichaux @jamesrobichaux.bsk... • 7d
No, it's not objectively true at all. Nobody paid with "[your] tax dollars" or "my tax dollars" or anyone's "tax dollars" produced and
posted anything.
jamesarobichaux.substack.com/p/why-taxpay...James A. Robichaux @jamesrobichaux.bsk... •7d You don't have "taxpayer funds",
, because there is
no such thing.
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James A. Robichaux @jamesrobichaux.bsk... •7d Currency is transferable liquid non-interest- bearing public debt, a transferable claim on others issued by a sovereign, a social and legal construct, not some external commodity that exists prior to the state and to social organization and that even entire societies must first find
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 04/09/2026
The movie theater by me has a special Whiskey Sour for the new Wahlberg movie
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 04/09/2026
No doubt
Map showing my dialect is very Massachusetts
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 03/09/2026
Every now and then I'll prompt co-pilot to do something insanely stupid with only a one sentence prompt. I won't review the outputs and I end up with stuff like this
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 03/09/2026
[Shark Tank Music Intensifies]
Image of Danny Page saying "Oh Hi Mark" to mark cuban, replying to a post attempting to say that the Clippers were not to blame for the Kawhi Leonard debacle. Danny page points out that Cuban replied to him and then deleted his posts defending BallmerSo I got in and asked a clarifying question, if the no-show promo gigs were done without Kawhi Leonard's knowledge.Mark comes back and replies with basically the same stuff. He's clarifying the details of a carbon credit deal. Mark says "I'll delete this message later" and I say "hi mark can I have $10k I have an investment opportunity. I'll be able to pay you back in two years.
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 03/09/2026
Possibly the best Fetterman joke I’ve ever seen.
can't believe we live in a time where there's something called Grok and there's a guy who looks like this but they are
not one and the same
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 03/09/2026
You absolutely do not have to "hand it to" the AI overviews on Google but I'm legitimately a little shocked this worked.
These are results for chuck wendig floppy shoppy tweet
Search instead for chuck wendig fllopy shoopy tweet
AI Overview
The "floppy shoppy" tweet you are looking for is a famously mocked post by author Chuck Wendig, which is widely cataloged online as the "Firmware Upgrade / Coffee" meme. 
Originally posted in July 2019, the tweet became infamous for its exaggerated, overly quirky "millennial internet speak" style (often compared to "cringe" or "Disney adult" humor). 
The full text of the tweet reads:
"WEDNESDAY. The day you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty-bop and zippity-zoom but the truth is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade in the form of 'coffee.'" 

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Why It Became a Meme
While the tweet was originally meant to be a lighthearted, encouraging morning post for his followers, the internet latched onto it as the ultimate example of forced whimsicality and gibberish slang. It is frequently screenshotted, reposted, and copypastad on platforms like X (formerly Twitter) and Reddit to mock cheesy or overly theatrical social media writing. 

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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 03/09/2026
I wish someone would say this about me
i am looking so respectfully
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I'm not
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Twelve Thousand Feral Rats not me I'm being so disrespectful I'm shouting in
a library and next I'm gonna jaywalk
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 03/09/2026
I’m baffled by the public relevance of this woman. Even if she was a PsyOp she seems to have *no* supporters, and why would she? She has the most inconsistent beliefs of any pundit. She presumably votes Dem but no one agrees with her. The GOP doesn’t even push her as like “Dems are a mess!”
I'm very disappointed that Massachusetts chose Ed Markey
last night over Seth Moulton. A generation ago, someone like Moulton would have easily become president. An Iraq War veteran. Extremely handsome. Traditional Massachusetts liberal politics like
Kennedy. Smart on national security. If Democrats were making people like Seth Moulton our face,
we would have tremendous appeal to the rest of America. Instead, he got bogged down in a bunch of progressive purity tests. He had the temerity to say the parents were worried when their daughters played sports with trans girls,
something that is just simply true. It's hard to not read this as part of the rise of antisemitism in Massachusetts. Markey has been an opponent of Israel defending itself, Moulton has actually fought Islamist
terrorists and has a more nuance view. I don't see how Democrats can complain about the age of our elected officials and then put Markey up yet again. I guess we've lost interest in providing
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 03/09/2026
Check this out, I really don’t understand what he’s getting at here. He says that everyone is lacking media literacy, but then he says that everyone is also “guilty until proven innocent” hive minds who need to “neutralize” themselves of this. It seems like he’s saying two opposite things.
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 03/09/2026
Me to my girlfriend at space college.
Image of toy rocket with caption

DID YOU KNOW?
SHAPE DOESN'T MATTER IN SPACE! Engineers have designed flying machines that come in all shapes and sizes, but they all move the way they do by balancing the interaction of these four forces. When the thrust produced by an engine is more than the drag of the air resistance, the plane
moves forward or the rocket moves upward. When the lift created by the movement of air over a wing is greater. than the weight of the
aircraft, the plane moves upward. Science fiction movies and TV shows like to show spaceships with sleek pointy shapes, but since space is a vacuum,
friction no longer matters.
Once a rocket gets past
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