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Iain Aitch @iainaitch.bsky.social · 1h

Why has Kemi Badenoch been called in to see the headmistress after double games?

Kemi Badenoch being interviewed in a classroom in what looks like a rugby shirt

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Iain Aitch @iainaitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Nearly trod in some Tom Watson in the park.

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Iain Aitch @iainaitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I just assumed Berkshire Hathaway was a Spectator columnist

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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 14/08/2026

If only there had been some clue that Farage was like this.

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

lol Farage refusing to attend the Clacton count is amazing. Being all "this whole thing is simply ridiculous" like he didn't resign and call a by-election a few weeks back. What a fanny.

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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Politico: "Binface won 12 percent of the total electorate — enough to prompt that by-election if there is indeed a recall petition" following the standards probe into Farage

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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Just seen an interview with Tony Mowbray on Sky Sports, wherein he says he has about 400 bags of Revels in his garage, and the mainstream media is ignoring this.

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Janine Gibson @janinegibson.ft.com · 14/08/2026

he didn't turn up to the count? He called it, it cost £250k and he didn't turn up? Perhaps he could pay the bill from the security fund

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Iain Aitch @iainaitch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

WTF? @evernote.bsky.social is doubling my bill. Have been with them for years, but from £79 to £154 is insane. Loved it. Leaving it. What note apps are you all using now?

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David Collard @davidcollard.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

It was originally entitled 'Beckett Twitter Proust'

The cover of the 2026 reprint of Beckett's 'Proust' monograph.

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Adam Powley @adampowley.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

And guaranteed that after a quick shuffle he then said 'the boys are back in the barracks.'

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When Saturday Comes @wsc.co.uk · 30/07/2026

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NEW SEASON SPECIAL! Premier League, EFL & Scottish Premiership How your team will do, best and worst moments, new half-time entertainment, who des

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Iain Aitch @iainaitch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Just been reminded of this horror. You just know that one slipped out during this Zoom.

Nigel Farage in short shorts. Oh the horror

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Iain Aitch @iainaitch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Can’t believe Reform haven’t yet tried to link the guillotine T-shirt hooha to Burnham, the well-known T-shirt wearer.

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Spooky Snigdha @snig.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

The Modi government in India has attempted to ban a satirical political movement from social media on "national security" concerns. That is the equivalent of banning Count Binface. The "Cockroach Janta Party" is a satirical political party for India's disaffected youth.

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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

What was meant to happen was the BBC would offer him 10 million dollars and an apology like lots of other companies he sued since he was re-elected. He didn’t think they would actually defend themselves so this is going hilariously wrong for him.

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Iain Aitch @iainaitch.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Heidi Alexander seems spectacularly pissed off on all channels this morning

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Iain Aitch @iainaitch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Can’t wait for The Dooleys during the 27 minutes half time break during extra time

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Iain Aitch @iainaitch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

They could have replaced that whole half time show with footage of Laurence Fox pissing up the back door of a pub and it still would have been less tedious.

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Iain Aitch @iainaitch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Hope everyone has got some heroin in to inject into their eyeballs during the half time show #esparg

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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 19/07/2026

The first World Cup Final where everyone switches to ITV because some of this BALLS is replaced by adverts.

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Iain Aitch @iainaitch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Tom Cruise seems to be auditioning for series 5 of Ted Lasso

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Dave Lee @davelee.me · 19/07/2026

Robbie looks like he was disturbed by a late-night police raid

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Iain Aitch @iainaitch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

They should cut to Roy Keane’s face about now #worldcupfinal

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milo @notthatmilo.eurosky.social · 19/07/2026

Just put the football on. I'd give it 10 minutes if I was you

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Iain Aitch @iainaitch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Did Robbie just sing ‘get your knees in front of you’ ?

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Iain Aitch @iainaitch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Robbie sewed all his own sequins on you know #worldcupfinal

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Iain Aitch @iainaitch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Is there a sound delay or is Jennifer Hudson miming this? #worldcupfinal

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Iain Aitch @iainaitch.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

The football men did not kick enough football goal. It has ever been thus

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Iain Aitch @iainaitch.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Surely Burnham’s premiership cannot survive this #ENGARG

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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Starmer should be *forced* to go to third place playoff game.

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Iain Aitch @iainaitch.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Do we have to give the eventual winners one of our islands?

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Nobodyspecial @suffgin.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Well, we know who's funding Farage!

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

Under a Binface government, anyone who doesn’t accept human-made climate change as fact will be sent back to school, from Year 1 right the way to A Levels, to see if anything goes in the second time round. #VoteBinface

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 23/10/2025

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

SAM NEILL

GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR

If you were to commit a murder,

how would you do it?

It's got to be big! No slipping

something into someones drink, that's just

pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a

stain on the road. There's probably a couple

of people I'd put under a steamroller,

but I won't say who they are, otherwise

when they see a steamroller coming

their way they'll be on full alert. And

steamrollers don't go very fast...

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Lizzie Dearden @lizziedearden.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

In light of the police announcement that the killing of Ann Widdecombe is not being treated as terrorism, an explanation of what that means 🧵 It means that at this stage, there is no evidence to show it meets the UK's legal definition of terrorism, which in the case of murder would require...

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Iain Aitch @iainaitch.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Art thieves aren’t even trying any more. No audacious attempt to steal the Bayeux Tapestry in transit? Frankly, you’ve let yourselves down.

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Iain Aitch @iainaitch.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Can’t wait for the Cottrell edition of 24 Hours in Police Custody

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Iain Aitch @iainaitch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Morocco coach looking like he’s about to announce the IPO for his AI company

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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

The National Crime Agency have been "unable to identify the original source" of a £1m donation to a Reform fundraising vehicle. The NCA is now "seeking help from a foreign partner" in order to identify it www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

theguardian.com

Millions of pounds and many, many questions: the untold story of why Reform figures face NCA scrutiny

Exclusive: The details behind the financial transactions that bankers have flagged up to the National Crime Agency

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Janine Gibson @janinegibson.ft.com · 08/07/2026

A Brit in the semis of Wimbledon, England still in the World Cup and Nigel Farage spending the summer arguing with a bin. Oh this happy breed of men, this little world, This precious stone set in the silver sea

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Iain Aitch @iainaitch.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

In you couldn’t make it up news, Robert Jenrick is standing in for James O’Brien on LBC at 10am tomorrow. It’s just been announced that the Met are investigating a £37.5k foreign donation to his Tory leadership campaign in 2024.

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