Reposted by the irish mitski

Take a nap on the Galveston Beach, call that Snoozin' Texas
Drive from Amarillo to Abilene, call that Cruisin' Texas
Order a Tito's and a Lonestar, call that Boozin' Texas
Get in a bar fight Corpus, call that Bruisin' Texas
Talk your way to a table at Uchi, call that Schmoozin' Texas