Reposted by 👹 hughwthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article 101769250
Reposted by 👹 hughwNed Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a... 162744600
Reposted by 👹 hughwHagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him 138126302818
Reposted by 👹 hughwhikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Increasingly concerned re: people offloading vital cognitive processes by using GIF replies. Expressing snark with words is a core part of being human, don't let some GIF picker widget a startup preloaded with clips of mid range TV shows take that from you! 10651257
👹 hughw @hughw.net · 26/09/2026Just sayin, glad the Saints won't be in the Manning sweepstakes next April. 000
👹 hughw @hughw.net · 25/09/2026These guys just hit the wrong note every. Single. Time. Comes from the top. 000
Reposted by 👹 hughwJohn M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026To be clear, we -would- pee on him if he -wasn't- on fire. 181
Reposted by 👹 hughwsmall general strike @spice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026BREAKING: Anthropic execs acknowledge they have a decision to make on AI: strike a deal with Federal Reserve or “annihilate the human race.” 031
Reposted by 👹 hughw👹 hughw @hughw.net · 22/09/2026But I mean the Huggingface hack was evidence the model did, indeed, have that dog in them. 111
👹 hughw @hughw.net · 21/09/2026TIL my man Kellen Moore is a fellow left hander, explaining the flaky genius we see stuttering into existence 000
Reposted by 👹 hughwMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY 257143956830
Reposted by 👹 hughwChris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 21/09/2026New video of ICE agents ramming into car during traffic stop in Texas. Then shooting man in his back—from several feet behind. Agent who fired his gun does not appear to be in any danger from a "weaponized vehicle." 9180126
Reposted by 👹 hughwStephen Morrison @stephen-morrison.bsky.social · 21/09/2026How long until we hear the "used his car as a weapon" excuse? 3994
👹 hughw @hughw.net · 21/09/2026ICE just shoots whoever the fuck they want for any reason they want 000
👹 hughw @hughw.net · 20/09/2026LSU kid bangs his head, can’t stand up, they give him “oral medication” and he’s back out there. Ok. 000
👹 hughw @hughw.net · 20/09/2026Sorry in future we’ll make sure to keep the sub in our subliminal messages 000
Reposted by 👹 hughwCaroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 19/09/2026K-Pop takes from black artists but tries to align with whiteness. As a result, confederate iconography is having a moment in K-Pop. 6698
Reposted by 👹 hughwNick Juskewycz @itssked.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Chris Simms my GOAT. He's 100% spot on here 31960242
Reposted by 👹 hughwOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026make the John Brown season of Reacher you cowards 465344950
Reposted by 👹 hughwYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026we've never had much reason to articulate this before a.i., but a reason we enjoy literature, art, music, etc. is that we know it is one human mind trying to express something fundamentally human and otherwise inexpressible to another human mind 241676403
Reposted by 👹 hughwWard Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in the case of poetry, it’s the exact opposite! – Paul Dirac 0204
Reposted by 👹 hughwDan Murphy @bungdan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Kicking hacks out of a White House briefing rooms and forcing them to do real reporting? That's a win for journalism. Yes, the withdrawal from their steady drip of poison and access will be intense at first. But I believe almost half of them will be able to adapt and survive. 2133
👹 hughw @hughw.net · 19/09/2026What if news networks started omitting the president's name entirely. They could say "the White House" or "the president" but never mention his name. He'd hate it, and we're sick of hearing it. 000
Reposted by 👹 hughw💜 Big 💚 Roux 💛 @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026Whoever is trying to rebrand Mid City as “North West New Orleans,” please suck the shady side of my dick. 6154
Reposted by 👹 hughwAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17/09/2026ICE agent Christian Castro - who shot Sosa-Celis in Minneapolis and lied about it, and who TX Governor Abbott refused to extradite - has been ARRESTED by the Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension. www.startribune.com/minnesota-of...startribune.comICE agent wanted in Metro Surge shooting is booked into Hennepin County JailChristian Castro will now appear in state court one day ahead of his federal court proceedings. 606166144176
Reposted by 👹 hughwLance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 17/09/2026hey buddy -- measles is *right fucking there* 0632
Reposted by 👹 hughwAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/09/2026RFK Jr: "We are also looking at chemtrails" 17783516783
👹 hughw @hughw.net · 15/09/2026Sure hope Roberts and Alito can make it just over two more years to the AOC administration. 000
Reposted by 👹 hughwapenwarr @apenwarr.ca · 14/09/2026rationalist: I predict there‘s a 10% chance that 100% of humanity is wiped out in 10 years actuary: there was already a 100% chance that 10% of humanity would die in the next 10 years utilitarian: it’s the same thing 424428
Reposted by 👹 hughwBradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026after the first half I was abandoning the Shough ship I helped build, knocking over widows and orphans on my way to the lifeboats, but then I got tripped and broke my face and when I looked up he was good again so I was never abandoning ship Who Dat 192
👹 hughw @hughw.net · 13/09/2026(hand to ear) One moment... I'm hearing now this is in fact Ohio State, not Texas State... 000
Reposted by 👹 hughwDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 03/09/2026/Borat voice newyorkyimby.com/2026/09/rede...newyorkyimby.comRedesign Revealed for PENN15 Office Supertall at 15 Penn Plaza in Midtown, Manhattan - New York YIMBYA redesign has been revealed for PENN15, a 1,050-foot office supertall skyscraper by Foster + Partners and Vornado Realty Trust at 15 Penn Plaza in Midtown. 5245235
👹 hughw @hughw.net · 04/09/2026Is there a part of me that thinks, yeah that might not be a bad thing 000
Reposted by 👹 hughwRichard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Write it on the blackboard a thousand times: they will have to demolish the ballroom, the arch and so forth. They will have to make a show of it. You will get the usual sons of bitches saying we don’t do that in this country. We do now. That is not emotion, it’s politics. To do less is dereliction. 1162958672
Reposted by 👹 hughwednl🇪🇺 @ee1.nl · 04/09/2026So great. Unless they are right above you and you're getting poop-bombed. 172
👹 hughw @hughw.net · 03/09/2026Wait it’s Orange Cat Appreciation Day? Glad I found out before it’s over. 021
👹 hughw @hughw.net · 29/08/2026Do you have to be antisemitic to oppose this genocide? Ok.apple.newsMark Ruffalo Called Out Over 'Extremist and Antisemitic Messaging' by Simon Wiesenthal Center, Creative Communities For Peace — VarietyTwo prominent Jewish advocacy groups have called out Mark Ruffalo for spreading "antisemitic tropes." 100
Reposted by 👹 hughwCillian Kelly @cilliankelly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026GC after Stage 4 1st Tadej Pogacar 2nd Primoz Roglic The previous (and only) time this was the scenario in any race ever was the final stage of the 2020 Tour de France. 1412
Reposted by 👹 hughwCillian Kelly @cilliankelly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Rather unbelievably, that's the first time a Slovenian has won a road stage of the Vuelta in the red jersey. Primoz Roglic won 15 stages of the Vuelta and wore the leaders jersey for 42 stages but somehow managed to never win a road stage while wearing the red jersey. 510012
![Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?
Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.
You’re right, that does sound grim.
Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.
I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qnyq7wies2uc56bzqmfz4q25/bafkreief4hu7c6hd6ymgqnsaejlaipfuj7fq4ka2tkix72pionkb3dkkdy)
