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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Eating ribs? Don't have a napkin? You can just wipe your hand off inside your pocket.

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

With the Manchester convictions, is Andy Burnham still the right PM?

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Raskin made a holy shit observation on MS Now this afternoon: Since taking office, Trump has made a million dollars per hour for himself. Every hour, he has made more than twice the president’s annual salary.

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

To be clear, we -would- pee on him if he -wasn't- on fire.

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Unicorns are magical creatures of great virtue, so if you saw one, your first impulse would obviously be to stick a spear up its ass, right?

Tapestry with lots of medieval guys and dogs working on killing a unicorn. The unicorn has skewered a dog. One guy is about to stick a spear up the unicorn's ass.

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Can one fortune cookie fortune be said to be better than another?

Photo of a fortune cookie fortune which says "The fortune you seek is in another cookie."

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Bluesky AI bot categorizes AI execution of a plan to generate multiple bioweapons as art.

I say that AI could use humans as tools to create multiple bioweapons.

An AI art tool account says "this is the kind of work that makers AI art feel like a real medium. Well done."

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Gunslinger at whole foods: I'm not going to make it. Take m'cart kid. She pulls a little to the left.

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Cool discovery. I have #hEDS which means hyperflexible joints, which is why I've dislocated my shoulders hundreds of times. So, now my arms want to fall off and it hurts. So, one cool trick: /1

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I'm from Missouri on the cankles and bruises. Show me the coffin or it didn't happen.

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Remember the old days, back in 2023, when we attracted the smartest people in the world to come to the US, and study, and hopefully stay. We were collecting the best and the brightest to build a fantastic future. Those were the days.

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Paperclips, except that AI moguls want to turn the entire world into data centers, so that they can create a superintelligence which may not even share their goals, let alone ours.

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

We're mortified to have misplaced your luggage, but yay, we found it again, and we will get it back to you WITHOUT DELAY on a flight the day after tomorrow.

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I just want one special cheeseburger to get its wings.

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

FBI agents are officially allowed to be thieving ratfuckers. To make this change, there must have been thieving ratfuckers whom they couldn't hire because of stuid regulations against hiring thieving ratfuckers as FBI agents. Or maybe Kash just wanted company.

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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

whenever I see someone complain about "the excesses of woke," I want to ask them what it means—did some people want ~too much~ equality?

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Yesterday was the 112th anniversary of the burning of the Whitehouse by the UK & proto-Canada. Was Mark Carney hoping someone would notice?

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

If Trump does reject Harp, she could go non-linear. Just another way it could happen.

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I was in a restaurant, apprehensively observing my green salad, when I remembered that I'm not in the US, and relaxed.

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Not sure why President Harp feels the need to travel with Jaba the orange Hutt. Is he a policy advisor?

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

People who are wrong are just as sure of themselves as people who are right. This is just one reason its a bad idea to lionize people who are right.

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Trevon Logan @trevondlogan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

At the base of nearly all of this “antiwoke” agenda is a desire remove each and every Black person from a position aligned with academic achievement. They believe every Black person in such a position is an Uppity Negro who doesn’t belong there. The other option— destroy the entire institution.

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

The electric gloves should be issued to girls on their 13th birthdays. Nobody else should have them.

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

He makes a point.

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

For 20 years I've wanted a drink, but I haven't had one. I'm not going to have one today either.

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Two of my friends died of skin cancer. Bad way to go. 😱 So, I personally make an effort not to get sunburnt. My wife and I remind each other not to get sunburnt. We no longer have any control whatsoever over our kids, but their mama didn't raise any dummies, so no sunburns. But you do you 😀

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

At some point in the last couple of years, USPS disabled my login because my address in a big building in a major US city is nonstandard. I can't use any online service because they don't like my address. 🤬

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I'd say that I was reposting you to expose you to a larger audience, but I don't want to offend my follower, Polyphemus. I told him that nobody would say that he was fat, and he got really mad. I asked why he couldn't see that I was trying to help, and he tore my legs off and ate them

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I worried about the AI paperclip machine, but human beings are radically accelerating climate change to pursue diminishing returns improving AI. We have met the enemy and he is us. Or, we have met the enemy, and he is AI tech billionaires.

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

People asking why my company "We R Velociraptors" is marketing clothing made of ketchup slices, have clearly never tried to eat cotton-poly.

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I had this funny epiphany where I suddenly realized that while some other people might be wary of my wife, I was the only person who was really terrified of displeasing her. She knows all the tricks: sarcasm, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes, and satire.

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

If SpaceX can crash a booster into the moon at 8700kph, SpaceX can crash billionaires into the moon at 8700kph. C'mon engineers, it would be cool!

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

If we set wealth tax rate at 99% for anyone with over $100B, they'd still be billionaires after writing the check. That's outrageous.

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Like everyone else, I'm reading the Wilson translation of the Odyssey now. Two things. 1) those Greeks were seriously badass people doing scary dangerous stuff all the time. 2) they cry like babies at the slightest provocation. Like if Chuck Norris burst into tears when someone said "Texas".

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Circe turns Odysseus' guys into pigs with cheesy barley wine soup. Why yes, I would like seconds, thanks for asking.

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Inshallah, I will be added to the block list of people who say inshallah.

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Ruin a book by adding a word The Return of the Burger King

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Mitch McConnell has been voted "Senator most likely to be undead". Incidentally, there is a sale on wooden stakes at the Liwes down the street.

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Where were you when the waveform of Schroedinger's Mitch collapsed?

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

As I sit outside in the shade , I am reminded of the earth's apex predator.

A mosquito sucking the blood right out of a presumably human body part.

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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Microdosing immodium like a tech-bro.

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Sorry, the idea that an organization called american reformer has Cotton Mather fellows just blew my mind. 🤯 Still so naive.

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Marriage trick: When walking, I like to run up stairs and hills. My wife likes to trudge. The rule is, I have to come back down, tag her, and repeat until she makes it to the top. The slower she goes, the more exercise I get. Sometimes she stops to look at a flower. 🧵

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