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Jolene Gun Kelly @howboutdemoshon.bsky.social · 14h

I am sure the 50% price increase for paramount plus has nothing to do with the fact that skydance needed to add $80B in debt to the books to acquire it.

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Jolene Gun Kelly @howboutdemoshon.bsky.social · 14h

Wtf is "wild swimming"? I'm too poor for this. We just called it swimming.

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 16h

“This is what crowd out looks like.” - Jason Furman

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ITEP @itep.org · 20h

NEW: Americans in nearly every income group are paying more under President Trump's second term in 2026. The overall impact of inflationary policies, OBBBA's top-heavy tax cuts, and expiring health care tax credits have left savings only for the wealthiest Americans.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

in humanoid robot movies the dilemma is always "the robot is programmed to perform humanity's grimmest tasks, but cannot love or be loved and will never feel the joy of holding a baby in its arms" but tech bros are like "great news, I just coded BabyHoldr 4.1 so I don't have to hold my baby anymore"

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens

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Jolene Gun Kelly @howboutdemoshon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

A cool thing about my flavor of ADHD is that I will absolutely remember everywhere I've been and how I got there and how to get home And I will remember almost none of what happened or what was said while I was there

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Jolene Gun Kelly @howboutdemoshon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I get 15 spam phone calls and 10 spam texts every day because I just took out a business loan in *checks watch* 2019.

Spam text that reads "Hi Stephen, it's Kate. I reviewed your file and saw you just took out additional capital back in 11/18/2019."

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Jolene Gun Kelly @howboutdemoshon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Bro i don't think you're gonna fit through there

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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I think one reason it’s good to have a liberal arts education in the classic sense is that you don’t then spend time trying to invent the concept of “intellectual pursuits” from first principles

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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026

[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!

forbes.com

Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many

Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.

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Jolene Gun Kelly @howboutdemoshon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Tired: please clap Wired: don't honk

The back window of a minivan that reads "just married don't honk"

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Jolene Gun Kelly @howboutdemoshon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Half of data science is just sliding windows to smooth data. Images, text, time series. It's all sliding windows.

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Jolene Gun Kelly @howboutdemoshon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

When i was maybe 7 i insisted that i wasn't scared of movies so my parents let me stay up and watch hellraiser with them. I learned that lesson real quick.

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Jolene Gun Kelly @howboutdemoshon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Oh my god the american cookie challenge on bakeoff was great television and everyone involved should be ashamed

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Jolene Gun Kelly @howboutdemoshon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

is it just me or does the new bakeoff background when they're illustrating the bake concepts look like ai

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Jolene Gun Kelly @howboutdemoshon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If you told me when I started grad school that one of the lectures would spend 40 minutes explaining that raw word probability isn't sufficient for predictive text models and that we need to chain the priors, I wouldn't have believed you. The 2.5 hours of lecture this week could have been an email.

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Jolene Gun Kelly @howboutdemoshon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I live half a block from a middle school and today I found out that there's an ice cream truck that comes through when school gets out at 3. I bet most of the parents hate it.

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Jolene Gun Kelly @howboutdemoshon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Men be like "i don't know how to cook" but 90% of the time all you need is olive oil, garlic salt, and onion powder.

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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

please help… my son…

photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms

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Jolene Gun Kelly @howboutdemoshon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Is it poor form to let the new employee I'm training see me quick apply to jobs on my phone

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i've never played minecraft but my hunch is that the frustrations of terraforming and city planning with a playstation controller are not unlike trying to go 10-7 with kenny pickett

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Jolene Gun Kelly @howboutdemoshon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Suddenly reminded of the time my boss (who worked ~800 miles away) was like "I don't know what you do all day" and i showed him my calendar with 18 meetings that week that kept me from my actual job of supervising 37 employees across 3 states

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Jolene Gun Kelly @howboutdemoshon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This class is going to be good for me and I'm probably going to hate every minute of it

Learning Outcomes

Be able to formulate real world data as sequences, time series, or data streams.
Be able to formulate a real world problem as sequence prediction and solve it using N-Gram language models.
Be aware of how Hidden Markov Models work.
Extract patterns from time series data, including trends, seasons, cycles, and outliers.
Measure similarity between time series.
Conduct time series forecasting using autoregressions.
Articulate the restriction of data streams and strategies for mining data streams.
Implement Reservoir sampling, Bloom filter, and lossy counting.
Name real world applications of these data representations and methods.

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Jolene Gun Kelly @howboutdemoshon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Measuring these things in dollars isn't really a good metric anymore. Things get more expensive->people spend more.

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

there's a thing in moderate democratic politics where it is considered fundamentally illegitimate to deliver results to your own voters; instead, you must propose a better way to implement your adversaries' entire ideological program

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Jolene Gun Kelly @howboutdemoshon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Took the detour around the fatal motorcycle crash scene and ended up having to go through the road rage double homicide scene What the fuck is wrong with this planet

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Jolene Gun Kelly @howboutdemoshon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"What does it mean to execute a play?" -Baltimore

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

it actually doesn't rain very often in the pacific northwest. i visited seattle for a couple days one time and it didn't rain the entire time i was there

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Jolene Gun Kelly @howboutdemoshon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I took my dog to get groomed and they sent her home smelling strongly of pumpkin spice potpourri. 0/10

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Jolene Gun Kelly @howboutdemoshon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Pete Alonso would be an MVP candidate if he hadn't been so cold in april and may.

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Jolene Gun Kelly @howboutdemoshon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I can always tell when an algorithm-based platform figures out i'm a middle-aged white guy because it starts showing me right-wing content. Today it was vaccine misinformation and a thing about how masturbating is "giving away your power". Time to reset the algorithm and step away for a while.

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Jolene Gun Kelly @howboutdemoshon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

While we're working on wealth redistribution how about some of this in the meantime

A sign on a door that says "chemical redistribution"

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Jolene Gun Kelly @howboutdemoshon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If I wrote a sad song about my father's death I probably wouldn't want it used as a meme every year.

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Andi Zeisler @andizeisler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Please put it in the newspaper that I don’t know my own address or zip code

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Mordi is a Righteous Hater @mordi-rc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Crazy it made it on camera, hero

Sign behind home plate at Camden yards for Toronto Blue Jays at Baltimore Orioles saying "FIRE MIKE ELIAS - WE DESERVE A GM WHO TRIES TO WIN A WORLD SERIES EVER YEAR"

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Jolene Gun Kelly @howboutdemoshon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Recruiter at a place I previously applied sent me an email. Said they have my resume on file. Included the job description and asked me to reach out if i am qualified and interested. I am not even a little qualified! Read the resume you have on file before bothering me! Do your fucking job!

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 22/09/2026

this really has been such a stupid loss of what was once one of the internet's purest pleasures

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Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Please know that this is one of my few legitimate areas of actual, high-level professional expertise: Kicking the healthiest people off of a health insurance program will bankrupt it. Not 'could;' not 'might,' not 'probably," but absolutely will, with mathematical certainty.

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Jolene Gun Kelly @howboutdemoshon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Most nepo babies try to differentiate themselves from their parents but violet grohl was like "in this family we make foo fighters songs"

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Jolene Gun Kelly @howboutdemoshon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

These dudes continually turn to tech to fill the holes in their hearts where community should be.

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Jolene Gun Kelly @howboutdemoshon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It rained a little overnight so of course there was a wreck on the way to work. You'd think the people who live here have learned how to drive in the rain. You'd be wrong.

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Jolene Gun Kelly @howboutdemoshon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

giving a standing ovation to the losing pitcher should be embarrassing

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Jolene Gun Kelly @howboutdemoshon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The number of times i turn on an orioles game in progress just to see them *immediately* give up multiple runs is too goddamn high.

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