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@hotbreadmachine.bsky.social
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He/Him Solitaire Streamer Leftist Scum Inherently Boring "To be lost and to be found, that is the lifespan of love." - Elizabeth from Frankenstein (2025)

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Kris Straub (كريس) @krisstraub.com · 17h
good idea, kill two birds
in an aisle at CVS pharmacy, signs for two categories of product: “bladder control” and “wine.” the signs are very close together
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That's probably ahead of the curve for a lot of folks, honestly
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 22/09/2026
I’m gonna make this super easy: if you don’t accept your child for who they are, you didn’t want a child - you wanted a slave to act as a living mirror. That shit’s unhealthy, and your child is better off without you, you fucking weirdo.
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My birthday is Weds. I'll be celebrating it entirely alone cause I'm disabled. This is also the anniversary of some pretty significant trauma in my life, so I ain't doing too good. If you would be so kind as to share my article, and, if possible, tip to help me with medical debt, I'd be grateful.
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cynister darling @chaoticdumbass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
re converse ad: i cannot fucking stand the sheer volume of nonblacks telling black people how they should feel about the ad. you don’t get to dictate what does or does not make them uncomfortable. especially when black people are still being lynched in 2026 holy fuck
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past was my gaming origin. I'd always played games as early as the Commodore 64 and the NES. But this game specifically clicked in such a way that I could never stop playing games after that point.
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Sleeping Link Wakes Up
Alt: A gif of a scene in The Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past, Sleeping Link Wakes Up
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Malevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back"
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nobody is going to want to hear this, but a real risk we face, no matter who is president next, is that they will see no need to restore the rights lost or the executive power stolen in the last 10 years.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/09/2026
i thought this was very funny
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/09/2026
Fertility Experts Discover Rare Deep-Ball Sperm At Bottom Of Testes
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Fertility Experts Discover Rare Deep-Ball Sperm At Bottom Of Testes
BALTIMORE—In a major breakthrough that sheds new light on the still largely unexplored region, leading fertility experts at the Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine announced Friday that they h...
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hell yeah. I always know who to come to for opinions and perspective on horror. I want to see RE in the theater so badly.
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How was Resident Evil!?
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m really trying not to go for cheap heat on here but you can write off any politician that does not support trans rights without equivocating because it’s the morally correct thing to do and additionally because it means they’re not above selling anyone out.
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Cameron “Inevitability Enjoyer” Suey @cameronsuey.com · 10/09/2026
Debating with bigotry endorses bigotry, this is Wargames shit, you clown, simply don’t play.
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh noooo
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The campaign is very fun and the multiplayer is a nice change of pace from more competitive stuff like DbD. I'm struggling playing Mikey in the multiplayer, though. I'm having a tough time figuring out how to counter good players since I'm extremely mid
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Does this kickass shirt mean you're playing the new game?!
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There are none
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026
i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“Lost media” no longer! I finally got permission to upload “AL’S BRAIN,” an 11-minute educational 3-D film attraction which ran at the Orange County and Western Washington fairs, and hasn’t been seen publicly since 2009. You can watch the whole thing here: youtu.be/2xujU87ZHt4
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
First, fuck the bootlicking from this idiot. Second, I'm curious if there's a possibility that right-wing people in the entertainment industry experience a lack of work because of their politics and if this complaint has anything to do with it if that IS happening enough to be noticeable to them.
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 01/09/2026
what's wild is that i'm pretty sure if you're a CA elected, you could just decide on your own to get behind some worker-oriented film industry shit or even (wild idea!) propose your own without licking every-ass inch of this specific boot, and yet here we are
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Getting real fuckin' tired of seeing tributes to artists who have passed away made with generative AI.
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
this is so incredible I can’t stop laughing because he forgot to include Reagan
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
memories
toronto police twitter post of an old corroded revolver.  reaction tweet says “can’t believe george washington would do this” toronto police twitter post of an old corroded revolver.  reaction tweet says “i feel so much safer now that john wilkes booth’s revolver was taken off the streets”toronto police twitter post of an old corroded revolver.  reaction tweet says “the serial number on this gun is 1”toronto police twitter post of an old corroded revolver.  reaction tweet says “thank you for keeping us safe from the ghosts of the titanic”
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Lindsay Ellis has unlocked this video from Nebula exclusivity on the occasion of Dolly's passing. I recommend watching, it will only be available for a limited time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJuK...
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Yes, Dolly was Actually That Great
YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Without downloading any new pictures, what's it like dating you?
Drawn picture of a yellow duck facing the right, wearing a brown cowboy hat, and a light red hand kerchief with white stars around their neck. A caption in Times New Roman in lower case reads "sorry for being annoying" above the duck and reads "it will happen again" below the duck
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When we hate on these disgusting immoral evil billionaires it’s bc just look at everything Dolly did. They could be doing that. They could just be helping people and every day they choose not to help people. They choose to harm. And when they die, we’ll dance and laugh and be thankful they’re gone.
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
every billionaire & tech mogul, they all want to be adored & celebrated without doing the things Dolly did with a fraction of the power & money. What she had, she gave away. I'm sure she was comfortable (& that's good!). But she just relentlessly helped. It's not that difficult. Love. Care. Help. 💚🌸
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
♥️
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is definitely not a new complaint, but I'm extremely tired of the nicknames people use and create by adding some kind of negative adjective (usually alliterative) before the name of people they criticize that are involved in current events. Just...fucking stop
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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 24/08/2026
I am not speaking in hyperbole when I say that I genuinely believe that the world would be a better place if people had enough of a spine to treat bad actors in every community this way. However, with proximity to money and fame everyone’s descernment and morals just kinda evaporate.
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I don't even need to know a reason to give my full support behind this
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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in · 21/08/2026
"A bunch of people would rather post on Race War Now Dot Swastika rather than Bluesky because you keep making fun of their imaginary computer friend" is a RESOUNDING endorsement for the concept of hostility.
Part of a thread from some bluecheck:
Multiple people I know have told me that they love the idea of Bluesky, and want it to succeed, but have abandoned it for X because the use agentic tools in their work and find them incredibly useful, and feel that any mention of their usage here leads to hate and ridicule.

I wouldn't bring this up if it was just one person, but it was multiple people since the beginning of August who mentioned in passing something to the effect of either "I'd spend more time on Bluesky if people weren't so anti-AI" *or* "As much as I hate to be there all the useful AI talk is on X."

I'm not saying it's anyone's responsibility to praise AI usage. I agree with much of the criticism of the tool. But for many, many people, it is a useful tech (I have talked about the ways I find it extraordinarily useful, only to have people here mock me, insisting my lived experience is a lie).

I am just noting that for all the people here who say that people should get off X and spend more time here, the reason I keep hearing from people in various circles who would *like* to do that, but don't, is the vociferous belief of many here that there are no possible positive uses of AI.
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
youtu.be
'Weird Al' Yankovic: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
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thegreatjug - burntout @thegreatjug.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the original artist for those who wish to support (or perhaps buy the shirt of this) bsky.app/profile/robc...
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I mean, this deck collapsing was definitely not sudden
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
pipe this audio directly into the PA system on the Lincoln
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just let me know when A.D.I.D.A.S. by Korn shows up in the rotation
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If I remember correctly everyone thought The One Ring had been lost, and other magic rings do exist that would explain Bilbo's slow aging. Gandalf needed to find a way that he could confirm for sure it was what he thought it was, which is why the research told him fire would reveal its nature.
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He has his suspicions, at least. The time Gandalf spends researching and going through old manuscripts to be sure he's dealing with The One Ring takes months according to the books, but the movie makes it seem like barely any time passes.
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Zach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 12/08/2026
Twitch now uses your channel to train generative AI by default. You can opt out of some training here: www.twitch.tv/settings/sec...
Training for Generative AI

Allow your channel content to train generative AI content models at Amazon. Turning this off does not opt you out of Twitch and Amazon using your channel content for other purposes described in the Twitch Privacy Notice, including using AI-supported Twitch features that benefit the community by facilitating streamer growth and monetization (such as real-time sponsorship campaign assistance), viewer discovery (such as recommendations), and community safety (such as AutoMod). Learn more
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Evelyn Waughluigi @mattressisland.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Kris Straub making this turned out to be a real "babe ruth calling his shot" moment in the comics medium
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Goddammit, no. I know that there's basically nothing truly original anymore, but I NEED the entertainment industry to stop trying to cash in on my generation's nostalgia for their childhood and fund other things that aren't already an adaptation of or based on a previously existing property. Fuck
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Capitalism needs to be destroyed though
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