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@hotbreadmachine.bsky.social
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He/Him Solitaire Streamer Leftist Scum Inherently Boring "To be lost and to be found, that is the lifespan of love." - Elizabeth from Frankenstein (2025)

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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Without downloading any new pictures, what's it like dating you?
Drawn picture of a yellow duck facing the right, wearing a brown cowboy hat, and a light red hand kerchief with white stars around their neck. A caption in Times New Roman in lower case reads "sorry for being annoying" above the duck and reads "it will happen again" below the duck
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I don't for a second believe that people in the Executive Class actually think any of the people who work for them do it for whatever manufactured work culture horseshit they pretend to encourage but how are there any people that take any of these greedy fucks seriously when they say shit like this?
Screenshot of a post from the Twitter account @Polymarket that reads "JUST IN: Anthropic CEO reportedly increasingly concerned that new hires are working there for a paycheck, as opposed to the company's mission."
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Picture of a man with his right leg appearing to push branches into the feeder end of a chipper-shredder, a caption on the image in all-caps reads "Ight Imma Head Out"
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Does this satisfy you?
screenshot of the rear profile of Captain American in his new summer swimsuit skin
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This image was created with Picrew’s “little guy maker“!! picrew.me/share?cd=D05... #Picrew #little_guy_maker
Picrew picture of me sitting, legs stretched out straight in front of me, wearing headphones, a blue shirt with a progress pride pin, black jean shorts, black slippers, and 2 cans of soda near my feet
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
A medieval art style drawing of a grey cat on its hind legs holding a wooden spoon in its right front paw on the right side of the picture, it is standing next to a black cauldron with a fire underneath it. A caption in Gothic calligraphy font says "that's it. you're going in the soup"
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Quote with your vibe if you were a vampire
Judd Hirsch as Dracula from the Made for TV 80s movie The Halloween That Almost Wasn't. He is giving a pained expression.
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?
Picture of an electronic marquee that says only the word "suffer"
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
A simple photoshopped picture: a white background, a cat on the left facing towards the right, cropped from midway on the torso, it is placed next to and appears to be meowing at an emoji of a brain to the right of the cat. Text above the brain emoji says in all caps, "WHY IS IT ALWAYS THINKING"
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Picture of a scene from Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV show. Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy looks lost in thought. In a translucent oval in the middle of the screen is the word "Buffering" with the three dots of an ellipsis after it.
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
They do say there are two wolves inside of all of us
Background shows a gradient from turquoise to white from top to bottom. At the top of the picture is the Merriam-Webster logo and the phrase "Your 2026 Word"
In the middle of the picture is the word "wolfish"
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Vault Boy isn't doing so hot after 7 years
Close-up Photo of a sticker of the Vault Boy character from the waist up from the Fallout game series on a white car.

The colors of the sticker have completely faded from sun damage, making it only white and a very light, transparent grey. There are cracks throughout the entire sticker that slightly resemble a top down view of a grid of streets in an old European city.
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Picture of Mads Mikkelsen wearing an orange coat, a single backpack strap visible on his right shoulder, rectangular glasses resting on top of his head, with a lit cigarette in his mouth. A meme caption over the middle of the photograph says "the first twelve months of the year are the hardest"
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Picture of Kirby (a pink spherical creature with extremely short nubs for arms and hands and rounded red shoes who can inhale literally anything into his mouth and swallow it) with an angry look on his face. At the top left the caption starts with "I'm big mad" and continues at the bottom right with "cause I didn't get no mf KISS today"
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
If you see this, post a horror movie.
Poster art for the movie Crimson Peak. Mia Wasikowska laying down in a Victorian era looking dress in a red filter superimposed over the image of a snowy scene in front of a Victorian gothic looking mansion in a blue filter. The word "Beware" is in a witchy looking, red colored font at the top of the poster above the artwork and the title of the movie, Crimson Peak, is at the bottom of the poster in the same color font under the artwork.
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Fuck CNN for this shit. Like any other news org, they have editorial discretion on what they choose to report and how they choose to frame those stories. This is clearly attempting to foster a narrative that the responsibility of climate change is on average people instead of massive corporations.
Screenshot of a post from CNN with the post text reading, "The people who are most vulnerable to the hard-to-breathe air that comes with climate change may inadvertently be adding to the problem, new research finds." It is accompanied by a picture of a person using an inhaler with a caption over top of the bottom of the picture that reads, "Climate pollution from inhalers has the impact of half a million cars per year, study finds."
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Without downloading a new photo, where are you mentally?
Meme with a caption at the top of the photo that says, Me: "I'm actually feeling pretty good today"

My brain 5 seconds later: 

The picture underneath is of glitter vinyl letters stuck to a wall that spell out the phrase "Guess who is lonely and pathetic"
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Just look at how pleased Kate Middleton and Charles III are to be there with Trump
A picture of Donald Trump speaking, with Charles III on the side of him and Kate Middleton on the other side, combined with a photo of a large opulent banquet. Edited over top of the photo is a post from Mehreen Faruqi with the text "A grotesque display of opulence from the world's elite. Billionaires feast on taxpayer funded banquets while they back genocide and burn the world. But sure, migrants are the problem."
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
A picture of a man using his right foot to push branches further into a wood chipper. A caption edited onto the bottom left corner of the image says "ight imma head out"
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Post the most recent picture of your pet(s) This is the both the most recent and the last picture of GLaDOS She was the first pet I chose all on my own
Close up picture of a man sitting next to a dog with droopy ears and red fur, greying around her snoot up to between her eyes
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Name a badass female character L3-37
A picture of the droid L3-37 from movie Solo: A Star Wars Movie. There is an explosion of sparks happening behind her in the upper right corner of the picture.
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Oh good, I was wondering when someone was finally going to put out a game with a boobtastic theme
Sponsored Youtube advertisement thumbnail of a brunette anime girl with gold eyes who is lifting her shirt. The title of the ad video says "A New Boobtastic Game is Here"
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
Image of the USCSS Nostromo from the movie Alien with a banner at the bottom of the image with the Weyland-Yutani Corporation logo (the W in yellow and the Y in white behind the W) in a black box with thin white border to the left in the banner and the text to the right of the logo on the banner reading "Weyland-Yutani Corporation" in black text on a white background line and "USCSS Nostromo" underneath the first line in white text on a black background line
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Cover art for the game Portal 2. There is a wall on each side of the image with a blue portal on the left and an orange portal on the right. A robot with a portal gun is jumping between the two portals while their shorter robot friend looks on from the ground below.
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Unless I'm dressed up, right after a fresh hairs cut is the only time I ever feel good about how I look, so I'm subjecting you all to my gruesome mug
White man with a recently shaved head (still stubble left) and beard wearing a grey shirt with a beachfront cabana graphic on the front that says "Hot Mom Summer" all in a blue, yellow, and orange color scheme
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
A realistic style painting of three 1920s era mobster skeletons in suits and fedoras holding tommy guns who have just broken in through a wood framed glass door. Three people inside the establishment look surprised. A caption added at the top says "Alright, hand over the calcium!"
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
A red and white sign posted in a forested area. It has a thin white border and at the top with white text inside a red band it says "Attention" and in the bottom white box in red text it says "Oh, Sorry Nevermind"
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Really missing her hard today
A dog with red medium length red fur sleeping on a dark grey futon
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Digital display on a washing machine reads "SLUT" possibly swedish for "final"
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Two screenshots, one on top of the other, the top screenshot is Liz Lemon from the show 30 Rock with the caption "What a year, huh?"

The bottom screenshot is of Jack Donaghy from 30 Rock responding to Liz and the caption reads, "Lemon, it's February."
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Post a fictional death that devastated you
A screenshot of the character Bruce from the show Mr Inbetween sitting in a recliner
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Well I don't much think the strengths fit, but the weaknesses are definitely accurate
Key of Dandelion

Innovative, curious, adaptable

You're like a dandelion - full of ideas and always ready for change. With your quick wit and curiosity, you thrive in new environments, constantly exploring and sparking thought provoking conversations. Like a dandelion, you adapt and spread your creativity wherever you go. 

Strengths: 
Inventive
Charismatic
Versatile

Weaknesses:
Impulsive
Disorganized
Argumentative

Perfect Chemistry:
Lilac
Rise
Orchid
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
This is what I call sex
A video game title screen with a robot figurine on a hexagon base sitting on a hexagonal grid playing space on the left side of the picture and the video game title in the bottom right corner. The title is One-Inch Tactics
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
To quote this man's friend: "I like being right so much that, when I'm proven wrong, I change my mind."
Screenshot of a youtube comment from @andrewjuby6339 that states, "To quote a friend of mine, 'I like being right so much that, when I'm proven wrong, I change my mind.'"
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Reposted because the previous photo needed a small cropping. For reasons I guess I sorta like the way the grey is coming in in my beard
Picture of a mirror reflection of a white bearded man in a white T-shirt with a collage of Stephen Gammell's art from the book series Scary Stories To Tell in the Dark on the front
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
A picture of a hot dog put in a hot dog bun that has been split and the bun halves turned so the outside portion of the bun halves are touching the hotdog and ketchup on the inside portion of one side of the bun and relish on the inside portion of the other half, making what could be perceived as the opposite of a hot dog. The word "Dothog" is captioned at the bottom of the picture
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Picture of Ryan Gosling in a white t shirt with a green glow cast over him looking pensive and a blurred street scene in the background. Text over the center of the photo says "The first 12 months of the year are always the hardest"
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Picture of the band Trapt on stage playing to an empty dance floor with 2 people in the foreground sitting in a wall length booth at separate tables watching the band. There's a caption at the top of the photo that says "may your new year be filled with the joy that guys fit inside the vacant space of a Trapt concert"
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
4 panel comic from dinos and comics in a 2x2 panel square. Each panel has a pteradon speaking. Panel 1 the pteradon is saying "times are tough and it's getting dark" panel 2 "check on your friends" panel 3 "make someone smile" panel 4 "and take care of yourself"
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Well, here's to 2026
Screenshot of Ryan Gosling from the movie Drive. He's wearing black pants and a white satin jacket and standing in a doorway. A caption over the middle of the photo says "I already fucked up 2025, 2026 will be my year."
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
If you see this skeet, post a picture from your device without explanation
Comic book panel showing an outdoor scene with grass, a row of bushes in the background and light blue sky with a couple clouds. In the foreground you see a grizzly bear and a man from the waist up. The bear is giving a bear hug to the man, who has black hair and is wearing a yellow flannel shirt. The positioning makes it look like the bear and man are kissing. There is a caption at the top of the panel with a yellow background that reads, "but before I could do anything the bear was upon Tom"
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
This is how you do oral, right?
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
It's been a month and a half since we had to put GLaDOS to sleep and I still burst into tears at least once nearly every day.
Photo of me (cis man) and my dog GLaDOS (collie mix with red fur) about 10 years ago

I'm facing the camera, holding my dog with my right arm as we're sitting at a picnic table at the local dog park
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you at mentally?
A weathered, green dumpster with the text "INSERT DREAMS HERE" stenciled in white on the front
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Show a picture on your phone that isn't a selfie that has your vibe
Two panel meme

Top panel is a screenshot of Ron Livingston's character Peter sitting in a chair holding a beer in his right hand with the face of Merry from Lord of the Rings edited over top of his with the caption "If you had a million dollars, what would you do?"

Bottom panel is a screenshot of Diedrich Bader's character Lawrence from Office Space with the face of Pippin from Lord of the Rings edited over top of his with the caption "I tell you what I'd do. Two breakfasts at the same time, man"
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
meme of painted image with two beetles clinking filled, stemmed glasses over a cauldron while they stare into forested area during a sunset/sunrise

Text placed over the left beetle says me, text placed over the right beetle says you, text placed over the cauldron says getting up to some nonsense
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Please share 4 of your favorite characters from 4 different series if you see this
Eleanor "Nori" Brandyfoot from The Rings of PowerBrok from the 2018 God of War video gameAndroid L3-37 from Solo: A Star Wars StoryApril Ludgate pretending to hold a large syringe from Parks and Recreation
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
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hotbreadmachine @hotbreadmachine.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
THIS GETS DELIVERED TOMORROW AND I COULD NOT BE MORE EXCITED
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