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It’s laundry and dishes all the way down

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Hoz @hosleykw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
cleveland is stuck in my head fmtl
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Hoz @hosleykw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“The good news is… there’s so much television”
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat, jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg if you don't, I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear, Batmobile lost its wheel, and Joker took ballet we didn't start the fire...
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Jeopardy money becomes worse and worse over time with inflation, but the questions get harder and harder with new information
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
blizzard workers had to fight tooth and nail for years, but they finally did it: they secured a union contract not just for one team, but for all unionized units--warcraft, overwatch, diablo, and more
“We really started mobilizing as one Blizzard unit in [the] last couple of months, and I think that really helped put the pressure on,” Paul Cox, senior game designer on World of Warcraft, told Aftermath.
"I feel like the company dragged its feet and did a lot of posturing and wasting time until the very, very last moment."
Prior to spring of this year, the WoW team, which unionized in 2024, had gotten the lion's share of bargaining time. Other units found themselves stuck in the mud. Higher-ups were effectively stalling the whole process—unfortunately nothing new for unionized workers under Microsoft’s umbrella.
"For this whole year of bargaining on the Diablo side—and I imagine on the rest of the units as well—we received so few [bargaining] dates, but we kind of had the understanding that whatever WoW was able to win would at least influence and set the floor for the rest of our units,” Diablo senior environment artist Mahreen Fatima told Aftermath. “We adopted this messaging about how WoW's wins are our wins, so we should be out there mobilizing with them. But truly, I feel like the company dragged its feet and did a lot of posturing and wasting time until the very, very last moment this last month to finally be able to say, 'OK, yes, we are willing to extend this contract to everyone.' We really did not have any indication that we could get this done until last month."
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Frankie @knankiefruckles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Me and my wife, outraged, in unison, just now: “The rats probably know about terroir better than we do!”
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh
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Hoz @hosleykw.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
So I guess the guy with thousands of glass Klein bottles in a crawl space under his house was a ARPANET hacker in the 80’s?
youtu.be
DefCon 34 - Stalking the Wily Hacker: 40 years later - Cliff Stoll
YouTube video by DEFCONConference
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Godspeed You! BOOsky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"did you know your query to Claude just wasted enough water to kill a penguin? THIS penguin!"
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Noah Caldwell-Gervais @noahgervais.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Like, I used to be able to just ignore everything and feel 'fine', but now that I know what it feels like to feel *good*, fine feels like shit. Now I have to actually practice work/life balance to feel in balance and healthy? That's bullshit!!!
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Hoz @hosleykw.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I have the opposite of weaponized incompetence
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noam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
i shuffle over to the Oracle 4000 holding a live chicken. with practiced speed, i break the chicken's neck and stuff it in the aperture. i solemnly turn the crank, mechanical clicks and whirs. after a minute, a Truth slides out. i dutifully carry the Truth to the enormous file cabinet to alphabetize
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Hoz @hosleykw.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If no one else got me I know Nora Brown and Stephanie Coleman: Tiny Desk Concert got me
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Hoz @hosleykw.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Epistemologists help me out: is there a term for knowing that this joke will make my philosopher wife chuckle, even though I don’t really understand the joke
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John @lexaproluthor.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
An interesting irony is that the cancelation cycle and generative AI operate on the same core principle: people tend to opt for summaries that outsource the information gathering and processing to someone/thing else, leaving them vulnerable to abstraction, faulty conclusions, and misinformation.
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jambo @agoingondog.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i want a "how much money would this be for you" calculator where you add your approximate wealth and provides a comparable proportion. for me this is +/- $4
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Got a good job down at the Data Center. I work on the line, and it's hard work but it's honest and the wage is fair; my family and I are grateful for it. I rivet the word "absolutely" onto the little apologies that chatbots do when they misunderstand a prompt.
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Hoz @hosleykw.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Unoriginal take: bureaucracy can be sand in the gears of fascism?
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Algorithm update. Bunch of people have been doing this exact kind of thing to get around TikTok censorship and it’s wild. Feels like an analogue horror series
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Hoz @hosleykw.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Did exactly this today
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Sean Carroll @seanmcarroll.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Looksmaxxing is NP-hard. If anyone achieves it in polynomial time, they can claim a Millennial Prize.
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Frankie @knankiefruckles.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
the feeling of returning home after a bit of being away and just literally never ever never again wanting to leave for anyone or any reason
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Hoz @hosleykw.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Some guys seated a few rows behind me are exploring heretofore uncharted comedic territory: jokes about the food on airplanes
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Hoz @hosleykw.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Puffins are way smaller than I thought but I also learned they flap their wings at 400 bpm and can fly around 50 mph so I was expecting undersized summer-dwelling penguins and instead got oversized winter-dwelling hummingbirds
Title card for the PBS show called The More You Know
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 19/10/2025
BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!
norman "my name is not norman but still i" rockwell's painting "freedom of speech" except i made the guy fucked up, and he's doing a Beam Blast. and also everyone around him looks more worried than usual
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Gunpla Brian - Halloween Edition @gunplabrian.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“Grok, can my employee accuse me of sexual harassment for saying they’re transgender” “You have used a gender-neutral pronoun. Your access to Grok has been suspended for 30 days” TEXTING BILL MAHER: cancel culture has never been more dangerous
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Godspeed You! BOOsky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
these people want to erase LGBTQ culture from society while looking like the most insufferable nonbinary couple you know
Laura Ingram and JD Vance
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Currently going mad viral on TikTok
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Hoz @hosleykw.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Hoz @hosleykw.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
*through tears as they don their pajamas* “that’s not what Occam’s razor means”
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Hoz @hosleykw.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The sky looks like dusk when it’s not even noon, we’re under multiple severe thunderstorm/flood/wind warnings, high likelihood of tornadoes tonight which of course means the Dog & Suds is packed rn Midwest, never change
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dr. thrasher, an american writer in ex(archia)(xile) @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. Magic! Goodnight.
Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. 

Magic!

Goodnight.
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Hoz @hosleykw.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Posting from a gender neutral bathroom in the Clarksville Dollar General #happypride
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The gay gender dysphoria of the straight honky
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Anyway happy pride Joel Corp LLC believes in same sex attraction
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 05/06/2026
You only get one stupid life. You might as well make something dumb
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Hoz @hosleykw.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Shaking my head while our train passes by the freeway so everyone knows I’m against car-centric infrastructure
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
so, this is deeply, deeply horrifying thedreydossier.substack.com/p/i-found-a-...
thedreydossier.substack.com
I found a second vote.gov — and it's registered to the White House
There is a moment in every investigation where the thing you have been looking for finds you instead.
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m. w. singer is still writing @firstwayfarer.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Let's destroy a functionality with so much recognition our company name became shorthand for it and replace it with AI. Then people will HAVE to use it! I learned this is business school.
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Hoz @hosleykw.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
None of the contestants on Celebrity Jeopardy knew about Rick and Morty ☺️
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Just a bunch of blind baby birds squawking "Plot, plot, plot" with upturned beaks.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 04/05/2026
Cow tools
Cow tools
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 11/04/2026
I was on the NPR show Climate One! Talking about how games choose to interact with, or ignore, the climate crisis. www.climateone.org/audio/press-...
climateone.org
Press Start: Video Games and the Climate Crisis
About half the global population spends some amount of their leisure time playing games, whether it’s a board game after dinner with friends, word games on their phone or an online role-playing experi...
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 04/04/2026
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