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Marsh Nix 💀 Final They @marshnix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This shitty automatic chapter update on YouTube has been bad, but it does make it funny when it has to try and make sense of a YTP
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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glavo lilio @glavilio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is my favorite post ever
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NSG's Gallery @nsgsgallery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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autumn @waveprism.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
carlsbad tribute
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Bearji @bearji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HE IS STILL COOL
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOL
~JAMES
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coma @doomedsarcoma.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it’s just a burning memory
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RALSEI.pk3 @steamedrice97.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I remember this one every now and then
Young Professor X Charles Xavier Elvis post
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Lindsay 🎃 @broadwell.eu · 19/09/2026
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It’s like post-hardcore but for horses @horsedparkour.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That Serj Tankian feature on that new Ronnie Rotten ‘song’ is one of the most horrific losses of aura in music history. I feel i should be more mad at Corey Taylor than I am but tbh he’ll hop on any track for a packet of crisps and a ham sandwich
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Zoro Fab @zorofab.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thinking about how I drew Hank Hill with a keyblade over 8 years ago and now it's real...
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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit...
Zelda
28 Feb - @TheZeldaZone@mastodon...

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

16:18 - Feb 28, 2025

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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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alexis nedd @alexisthenedd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
congrats to ed sheeran on his achievement
screenshot of an achievement from the game Disco Elysium. The achievement is titled "the world's most laughable centrist" for defending the political centre 7 times. 23.6% of players achieved this.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the joker is among us
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DARK ekirb 😈 (watching dbs movies) @existingkirb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
im not fucking posting this
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☘💀CROM CRUACH💀☘ @dr4i0chtdvbh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A dejected man puts his hand on his head and says "jeez, my 9/11 novelty shirts just aren't selling like they used to." Next to him is a shirt that says "6-7, 9-11" with the twin towers being held by hands doing the 6-7 weighing gesture." He observes another man successfully selling t-shirts and says "The Charlie Kirk guy is raking it in." The shirt he is selling depicts Charlie Kirk as Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender. The caption is "Counting or not counting Aang Violence."
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It’s like post-hardcore but for horses @horsedparkour.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Gf dropped a bottle of herbs and the flat has smelled of thyme for 3 days
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ancient Chinese MF DOOM: These eunuchs rockin tunics no green to be seen, the Jade Masquerade Links up behind emperor screens Mollusk Drake: You Used To Call Me On My Snail Phone
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cc @wacstack.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Groudon dreaming about getting a big swig of lava
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The year is 2008. A voice emanates from the grey body paint factory saying "sales are way down since the recession." An executive brandishes a gun and says "gentlemen, it's been an honour." A voice comes from off panel and says "WAIT! Our junior ad exec came up with an idea." Andrew Hussie holds up a sign depicting one of the trolls from Homestuck.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life?
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Kane @demikane.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So many people get to experience the Beauty & the Beast unit soon
Old 2022 Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus

Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies"

Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"
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brooke! @rookiebe.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
The M in TM Opera O stands for manor #umamusume #ウマ娘 #opedoto
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𝐀𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚 🐟 @sinland.gay · 08/08/2026
I love making and remixing art
Three panel comic.

Panel 1: an old man lies in a hospice bed with a content smile, glancing out the window as day breaks. There is a woman asleep on a small couch next to him. The man thinks to himself, “dang, that was chill. Wouldn’t mind a stressful one next time.”

Panel 2: the cycle of death and rebirth continues on, represented by the samsara wheel of life, along with splash text which reads: REINCARNATE-O!

Panel 3: a chimpanzee is alone in his dimly lit studio, head in hands, holding a lit cigarette. He looks completely dejected, feeling misunderstood. There is a pair of glasses, a glass of whisky, crumpled paper, and an unfinished painting laid out on the desk in front of him. The walls and floor space of his studio are covered in his abstract paintings on canvases and paper. There is also a marble sculpture of a banana beside him.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
this is my main bull shit
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The breakup
Three panel comic. Panel 1: the Beatles are embroiled in argument in their later era. George says to John, who is laying in bed with Yoko, “John— stop bringing Yoko to the studio!” Panel 2: George turns to Paul McCartney, who is seated with his bass guitar and a cigarette. “Paul, you’ve become a control freak!” Panel 3: George turns to Ringo, who is seated at his drums and wearing the Venom/Spiderman alien symbiote suit. George says with exasperation, “Ringo… lose the symbiote.” Symbiote Ringo replies “calm down, mate.”
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is how your offspring will talk about you because of your AI posters and fliers and beer labels
Ploppy son of Ploppy from Blackadder II saying: “My father, Daddy Ploppy, was known as Ploppy the Slopper.”
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Rico Charges @nochorus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/plea...
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Naraka Final Ghoul @eris.anarchogoth.rip · 04/08/2026
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self
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Houseplants in Videogames @houseplantsinvg.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Jumanji: A Jungle Adventure Game Pack (1996, PC) i've played a lot of bad stuff for this account but this is definitely up there!
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oph @fk5673.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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KroboPro @krobopro.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I aged again.
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Ganna (The Cutest Era) @cdiganon.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
thinking about this post again
a screenshot of a thread of tumblr post

user swishersposts, bolded text: artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

user zsnes: its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

user targuzzler, bold text: pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Nancy 7/24/26
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GWIZ 🎧🌙✨ @gwizofthestars.com · 24/07/2026
A Hero Must Rise. Believe. WalMart.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Alex emerges from a portal in 1970s Japan and reaches out to a man in military uniform. She cries out "Yukio Mishima! I'm from the future. Before you attempt this coup, there's something I think you should see." She holds up an Ipad that displays the title screen for The Amazing Digital Circus. They watch together and Yukio Mishima says "God, I'm just like Jax." He falls on to Alex, weeping and holding her closely. Alex comforts him.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I can’t get enough of Count Binface. As miserable as everything has become, a man with a bin for a head promising to build one affordable house is what I need in my news feed. That he’s made such a joke of Farage is just the cherry on top.
Count Binface, the one credible candidate.
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Sub Pop Demon Hunters @sqlidennis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
An edit of the before and after photo of Stalin and Yezhov with Yezhov removed. Stalin has been replaced by Shaggy, Yezhov is Mike, and the other two people are Fred and Velma
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a couple stands in their backyard, speaking directly to the “camera” in an interview. The woman says, “we called the Dog Whisperer because our dog will not stop crip-walking.” Panel 2: the couple is sitting across from Cesar Milan in their living room. Their little white dog is crip-walking. Panel 2: the dog continues crip-walking, really hittin that. Cesar Milan looks up at the couple and says, “honestly, I don’t know what to tell you”
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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Sapph AKA Low Framerate Dracula @sapphirebrighteyes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
In the year of our lord 2026, we have Dave Grohl quoted as saying “Kurt Cobain would’ve loved yuri”
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