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Sapph AKA Low Framerate Dracula

@sapphirebrighteyes.bsky.social
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23, they/them 🏳️‍🌈. Autistic, gay, and opinionated. Anti-GenAI. Profile pic by my dear friend Nix (yes it’s a Car Seat Headrest reference). Not NSFW but 18+.

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Sapph AKA Low Framerate Dracula @sapphirebrighteyes.bsky.social · 1h
You know it's very rare that one frame and its accompanying piece of dialogue can perfectly display both ends of a show's dramatic arc but this one moment from Great Teacher Onizuka may very well encapsulate the entire series
A screenshot from Great Teacher Onizuka episode 21. The shot is of an open drawer full of women's undergarments with the subtitle "I'm certain she's gone to kill herself".
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Sapph AKA Low Framerate Dracula @sapphirebrighteyes.bsky.social · 1h
I fuckin hate the people who run this app and their AI slop as much as the next reasonable person but if you think leaving here and going back to Twitter is a good solution you are incredibly stupid "It's uncomfortably warm in here, I'm gonna go out into an active blizzard"
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 3h
lol
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𝕵𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖞 𝕸𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖕𝖊𝖆𝖈𝖊 @jimmymakepeace.bsky.social · 4h
he's thinking about what it'll be like to be a big celebrity.
the diminutive character Biddy Blas, sat on a box. he's a sort of gnome alligator hybrid wearing a padded harness and a helmet.
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scarychomp @skarchomp.bsky.social · 23h
the street fighter movie making fun of dan hibiki pretending to be asian is crazy because a) that isn't a thing in the games, he's from hong kong, you made that up b) you cast roman reigns as akuma
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the freaking weeking - the sequel @freakingweeking.bsky.social · 4h
it’s the freaking weeking baby!
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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 22h
Ludacris' name is actually short for "Ludonarrative Crissonance"
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dollip💙 doll VTuber @dollip.bsky.social · 20h
she didnt know what fire emblem was but she did say “is it hard or do you just suck at it” which is the funniest thing anyones ever said to me
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 21h
I use two factor authentication with the homies. Hugging, and kissing
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Sapph AKA Low Framerate Dracula @sapphirebrighteyes.bsky.social · 20h
So many people being like “oh my god we’re cooked” Soderbergh is a great director who Reeves trusts. It’s not “over” if anything this is the only way the movie makes it to February 2028
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Sapph AKA Low Framerate Dracula @sapphirebrighteyes.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
“Hey do you have the Street Fighter Guile hair bucket” I ask the Regal employee before he hands me a Cody Rhodes themed bucket full of human hair. In fairness I should’ve been more specific
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Joan Boooooooo-ns!: SPOOKY Gay Cartoonist Lady @joantoonz.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Arizona: There's an anti-trans bathroom bill on the ballot. It's sneaky and really bad. Vote no on 318 or trans people will suffer and children will be subject to invasive checks on their junk. I'm fuckin livid
joan the deer holding a no on 318 sign
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I want this to be a way for some of my favourite people in the found footage horror space to have free reign to do whatever they want in this playground, preferably with lots of practical creature effects and puppets!
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robdog 👾 @robdogdraws.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
What the fuck is a “vibe code,” bitch I will kill you
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Gris @harething.com · 12/10/2026
we used to call it 'playing on the computer' now look at this wretched place
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 14/10/2026
I'm calling Tim Sweeney a nazi pedophile
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untruesaint @untruesaint.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ʜᴏᴡ ᴅᴏ ᴡᴇ ᴋɪʟʟ ɪᴛ, ᴀꜱʜ? ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴡᴀʏ ᴏꜰ ᴋɪʟʟɪɴɢ ɪᴛ. ʜᴏᴡ? ʜᴏᴡ ᴅᴏ ᴡᴇ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ? ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴇᴀʀ ᴏꜰ ᴀᴅᴀᴘᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ: ᴇʟʟᴇɴ ʀɪᴘʟᴇʏ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇᴅ ʙʏ ꜱɪɢᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ ᴡᴇᴀᴠᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴀʟɪᴇɴ (9/31) #31FEARS #inktober #alien
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Sapph AKA Low Framerate Dracula @sapphirebrighteyes.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I watched Neon Genesis Evangelion last month for the first time and I am currently mad that I can’t watch for the first time all over again
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Alex @alexdz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
One of the most embarrassing statements a company could ever make
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
What’s a woman?
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Sapph AKA Low Framerate Dracula @sapphirebrighteyes.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Sometimes I think about the fact that there is a Spider-Man movie where the twist is that infamous illusionist supervillain Mysterio is a supervillain who makes illusions
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
How it feels to blow up the work bathroom and see the coworker you hate walk in
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 13/10/2026
Just watched Biddy Blas get rizzed up Galactic Racer might be GOTY.
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Cory Snearowski @corysnearowski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Just learned about Santa Claus… VERY cool.
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Discount Supervillain @discountvillain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#StevenUniverse #Peridot
Peridot wearing a Perry the Platypus onesie, plus platypus foot slippers, and holding out a hat to use as a candy-bowl while happily trick-or-treating.
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Sapph AKA Low Framerate Dracula @sapphirebrighteyes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The kid playing Johnny in the Ted TV show is so charming and funny that I wish I could go back in time Kyle Reese style and stop him from becoming Mark Wahlberg
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TT | Kami @hessianlobo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is fucking me up so bad
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Sapph AKA Low Framerate Dracula @sapphirebrighteyes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This looks way more interesting than I assumed it would be. youtu.be/gDJ-ini7fF0
youtu.be
NARNIA: THE MAGICIAN’S NEPHEW | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
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delta! @peachdelta.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
#PortfolioDay I'm Delta!! I'm a trans artist from Canada that likes character design and illustrations. I like cute girls, robots, and cute robot girls. You can follow my vgen.co/peachdelta or contact me for bigger projects at delta.elizaw@gmail.com :]
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Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!
mass email from me when i transitioned. the body of the email reads-
"about 15 years ago i sent out a mass email stating that i had used the Troy Aikman quarterback rating system to decide that the right choice was to switch email providers from Aol to Comcast. using the same system i'm pleased to announce that the Troy Aikman quarterback ratings system has given me the clarity to go ahead and switch genders.
i'm available to anyone by phone that would like to crunch the numbers. thanks eveyrbody and sorry for the mass email! and thanks Troy Aikman!"
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TEOFT @teoft.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Biddy Blas, Scrip Doon!
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
it’s just great marketing
3 panel comic

Panel 1:
Red Guy in t-shirt is sitting at a desk being interviewed. He says “AI is going to kill us all”

Panel 2:
Interviewer looking directly into camera, says “Well, we’ve heard from the anti-Ai guy. Now let’s hear from the CEO of AI

Panel 3:
Wide shot revealing the second interviewee looking slightly confused. He says “I’m the Anti-AI guy”
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Zest @zestdotorg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
my favourite line i've read in a Galactic Racer review
Screenshot of an article reading: "The heart of Galactic Racer is your Scouse-coded, four-armed alien ape mechanic doing significant levels of fraud so she can weld together a death machine that’s about to turn the wife of rival podracer Temu Pringles into a fucking widow."
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Oceonax💜🌊| Retro Magical Girl VTuber @oceonax.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Is this humorous to Grace, question? #projecthailmary
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Sapph AKA Low Framerate Dracula @sapphirebrighteyes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I don't get why everyone is mad at Columbus today, that dude directed the fuck out of Home Alone
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Sapph AKA Low Framerate Dracula @sapphirebrighteyes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I started watching Great Teacher Onizuka last week and it’s a very fun show because the premise of half the episodes so far is “someone tries to trick the school into thinking Onizuka is a massive pervert in ways that can be disproven from all the other ways he is ACTUALLY a massive pervert”
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Sapph AKA Low Framerate Dracula @sapphirebrighteyes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOO
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HEALTH @health.band · 12/10/2026
WE COMPOSED TWO ORIGINAL SONGS FOR THE NEW STREET FIGHTER MOVIE IN THEATRES OCTOBER 16. THESE SONGS WERE WRITTEN EXPLICITLY FOR THE MOVIE ABOUT THE MOVIE A LA MEN IN BLACK, WILD WILD WEST, DEMOLITION MAN, THE TOUCH, AND STREETS OF PHILADELPHIA
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Johanna T 👻 📚 @johannamation.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
THE MOVIE IS NOT OUT YET. THE “OPENING” HAS NOT HAPPENED. Fear-mongering your headlines like this will only discourage people from watching it when it **does** come out.
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Sapph AKA Low Framerate Dracula @sapphirebrighteyes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You know, since America adapted One Piece, it’s only fair if Japan adapts Lord Of The Rings
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Classic Ian @cheersian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pretty sure I messed up this build somewhere along the way….
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uosdɯᴉS ɐuɐꓷ 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Unicorn Dana: “there is no ethical consumption of Harry Potter”
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
horses are fucked up creatures what if there were organic cars that could kick you in the head
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
me as a teen boy in 2012 getting into SuperWhoLock to impress nerd girls
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maud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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robdog 👾 @robdogdraws.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Probably the coolest thing he's done next to being a potential Bomberman fan
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riverg00 @riverg00.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
today is my last day at work ^_^ 1 week till move! anything would help!
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Orrin Grey @orringrey.com · 10/10/2026
You tell 'em, disinterested Go Nagai dressed as Dracula!
A disinterested Go Nagai dressed as Dracula, from his introduction to Go Nagai's Scary Zone (1989).

He is saying, "In this world, there are people who've seen UFOs and ghosts."
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