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@hooburrito.bsky.social
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Queer. No racists, fascists, transphobes, fatphobes. they/them. www.gofundme.com/f/help-eli-stay-ho…

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026
This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you
A guy who looks basically 1:1 like Michael McDonald who recently found out Michael McDonald is his biological father
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suitNtie22 -> Keyboard Warrior Available Now! @suitntie22.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fei Fong Wong and Spike painting together #lowpoly #psx #apeescape #xenogears
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Hourly Simpsons @hourlysimpsons.bagpuss.org · 12/09/2026
I got nothin' to work with here.
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S04E19 The Front (9F16) 15 April 1993
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無呼吸 @okuda3akiko6.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 02/09/2026
eat shit and ***, Seth Moulton, you fucking loser
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 02/09/2026
ONLY LOSERS ABANDON TRANS FOLKS
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Paul @pawlbologna.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Moulton repeated this smear every day for the last month. 3 days ago he even told a teenager this. The student of course found out that it was false. For close to a year he has lied about and attacked a trusted public servant with no positive message of his own. I look forward to his irrelevance.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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🥸 @hooburrito.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My partner @dtremit.bsky.social sent me this just now and it made me burst into tears. That's how I'm doing these days lmao
A meme of an olive and a blueberry with smiley faces holding hands, and the text says at the top "us because olive you berry much," and the bottom is the source "@newyorkespresso"
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Danny @popsicill.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In my defense, your honor, the plaintiff is a stupid bitch.
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Pal @palind.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Bringing this one from the other website Homie moving like a Treasure Co. Ltd boss from 1993
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“if we don’t stand up for the free speech of racists, it puts everyone’s free speech in danger.” - guy who only ever talks about free speech when it’s racism
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Uni is watching you…
A black-and-white cat looking at the camera
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🥸 @hooburrito.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Also I’d like this year to please stop giving me so many new life experiences and emotionally demanding challenges. I’ve had enough, thank you!!
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🥸 @hooburrito.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Just found out through Threads that my friend Denys passed away. A post from his ex husband, who I didn’t know came into in my feed. I’ve known Denys for 17 years, and this just feels so bizarre. Grieving folks you’ve known online for almost two decades isn’t something I prepared for.
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Mika Fae Queen of Night 🏳️‍⚧️ @msmaxwellmusic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
this has real "final video log on derelict space freighter" vibes
Kamala Harris Zoom call with the words Be "Ruthless"
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🏳️‍⚧️”Fall Futch”🦾 @faefutchauntie.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
Swapping my hitachi for my emersion blender just to feel something.
Teal emersion blender
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🥸 @hooburrito.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Howdy folks! We are at $1305/$4000. If you could share this around I'd appreciate it :)
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 25/07/2026
If I die in anyway that makes news, please don’t write about me like this.
Outside the military, Fletcher said Feehan enjoyed building LEGO sets, cheering for the Atlanta Falcons, using Dr. Squatch soap, drinking Shatto Milk from Missouri and traveling.
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🥸 @hooburrito.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Hi folks, please share this around for my good friend and loved one Eli. He is currently facing housing insecurity.
gofundme.com
Donate to Help Eli Stay Housed and Secure a Job, organized by Ian Murray
Howdy! My name is Ian Murray, and I'm making a Go Fund Me on behalf of my friend an… Ian Murray needs your support for Help Eli Stay Housed and Secure a Job
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Spooky Eldritch Ryan @dearzeus.gay · 13/07/2026
I said it on Another Account but I do not want to work I want multiple fat boyfriends
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🥸 @hooburrito.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Folks in the Seattle/Tacoma area: if you have any leads on queer housing please DM me. Asking on behalf of a trans loved one who is facing homelessness
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 30/06/2026
The trans sports ban are almost completely an invention of the media, conservative and mainstream. it has been years of lies, of shoddy fact checking on just completely false conservative claims, years of phony concern trolling.
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pcrown @pixelatedcrown.com · 11/06/2026
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
[whispering to crying baby] You have no idea
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
the people that actually made OBSESSION deserve the fruits of their own labors.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I guess physical, verbal and emotional abuse do count as "being a bad boyfriend". I would probably describe it differently but I'm also not a stupid piece of shit like this guy
But in extensive conversations over the past two months, three other women who had been romantically involved with Mr.
Platner offered a far more complicated assessment, describing volatile and "toxic" relationships that were unsettling and at times emotionally wrenching.
Mr. Platner could be charming and charismatic, they recalled in interviews, but also demeaning to women and, in at least one case, even physically threatening. He drank heavily and was regularly unfaithful.But she said he regularly grabbed her by the shoulders — sometimes hard enough to leave marks — and, on one occasion, yanked her out of a cab by her wrist after an argument when she wanted to stay in the car.
During one argument, she recalled, he twisted her arm behind her back, shoved her into a bedroom and held the door closed from the other side so she couldn't get out, telling her to remain there until she was
"calm." Eventually, Ms. Fifield said, she fell asleep and left the next morning.
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
If we ever get widespread solar in this country there will instantly be a movement claiming it’s causing aches and pains by “stealing vitality” and the only cure is to chew insulation provided by an influencer married to the guy with the last remaining insulation warehouse in the country
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Gareth DAMIAN MARTIN | Jump Over the Age @jumpovertheage.com · 04/06/2026
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
There's a type of person on here who still pursues a very 2010s coded brand of online justice by willfully misinterpreting posts and trying to extract apologies in return and it would serve them well to remember that we walked away from the twitter public callout era with less than nothing!!
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🥸 @hooburrito.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Feeling a lil transgender in the suburbs
A white masculine looking person takes a selfie. Their shirt has a graphic of a wolf and bikers.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
equating being against a business deal with anti semitism strikes me as a bit uh. anti semitic
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Stephanie, PhilosopHER @dragmestephanie.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Asking if people want to hookup by saying “you wanna come over and celebrate pride?”
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
My idols are dumb and my enemies are in power.
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WEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.com · 30/05/2026
EYE HAVE HAD PPL REPORT 2 ME AS FAR SOUTH AS PROVIDENCE & AS FAR NORTH AS HAVERHILL THEY HEARD THE BIG BOOM
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 30/05/2026
Audible from Providence all the way up to the NH border???? The fuck?
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WEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.com · 30/05/2026
BIG BOOM
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Naps 💙💙💙 @nanapone.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
YES! It was a massive boom and there was shaking in Danvers and same in Wakefield.
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🥸 @hooburrito.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
For greater Boston area folks: did you just hear a huge booming sound like five minutes ago????
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🥸 @hooburrito.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Have the Bears started to develop AI psychosis yet
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Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Terracotta Pig, East Java, 15th century
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Computer𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 @computerjames.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter
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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
(hitman target voice) guards, leave me. i trust this barber
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🎸🎙️✍️Annie Mok 🔎4 work❤️‍🔥🐰 @heyanniemok.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Signed, sealed, delivered 📨
The Life of the Party
a drawing of a dog girl smiling and waving. she holds a Guinness Zero (non-alcoholic beer yum)
Sober Pupgirl
at tha bar—
the Lesbian Bar ♥️♥️♥️
—A.M. '26
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 23/05/2026
More people are saying it every day
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Emily McGovern @emilyscartoons.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 16/05/2026
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maffew going to wXw Grand Prix @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
watched Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters
Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters is a 1985 biographical drama film directed by Paul Schrader

Japanese author Yukio Mishima and his private militia took control of the Japan Self-Defense Forces base in Ichigaya. Mishima felt that a speech would be enough to convince the JSDF members to abolish Article 9 of the Japanese Constitution.

Sadly for Mishima, he declined to use a microphone so his speech was barely audible amongst the crowd (not helped by the presence of low-flying helicopters) and received jeers instead.

After the speech, Mishima would make himself faster by putting sword-holes in him.
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