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🍂hollyzone🍂 @hollyzone.co.uk · 30/09/2026

I disagree with the tweet, this is an entirely appropriate way to eat an Irish person. You just Lady & Tramp us into your gob like we're spaghetti.

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🍂hollyzone🍂 @hollyzone.co.uk · 30/09/2026

My brain every time I see people on here talking about pensions.

The Jessica Lange 'you stupid slut' meme but the text says "There's not going to be pensions, you stupid millennial".

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🍂hollyzone🍂 @hollyzone.co.uk · 30/09/2026

The solipsism of these people fascinates me. That they can't even conceive of a shared experience when there's the potential to profit from it (as record labels have for over a century) is beyond me.

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🍂hollyzone🍂 @hollyzone.co.uk · 30/09/2026

A thing to remember throughout all of this is that the owners are treating the fans like shit. The owners are cheating, lying, throwing tantrums and embarrassing the club, but in the end they will walk away and it's the fans who are left with the wreckage.

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TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

8 hours for rectangle that makes you money. 8 hours for rectangle that makes you sleepy. 8 hours for rectangle that makes you sad.

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🍂hollyzone🍂 @hollyzone.co.uk · 27/09/2026

She is from Texas, I can tell by the way He is two steppin' around the room And judgin' by the smile that's... on his face I went with you but I only miss these things when they leave I am idiot, drug hive, the virgin, the tattered & the torn Life is for the cold made warm & they are just lizards

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Dr Florence H R Scott @florencehrscott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Too late, injecting the Treaty of Saint-Clair-sur-Epte into my own veins at home with a dirty needle

Google AI overview:

Normandy officially transitioned from a county (the County of Rouen) to a duchy between the years 996 and 1015.
This information is for general knowledge and should not be taken as medical advice; consult with a healthcare provider for any health concerns. While the territory was originally founded as a fiefdom in 911 via the Treaty of Saint-Clair-sur-Epte, its first rulers—beginning with the Viking chieftain Rollo—held the title of "Count of Rouen" or "Jarl of the Northmen".

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🍂hollyzone🍂 @hollyzone.co.uk · 23/09/2026

Twice my primary school gave over an assembly to my year so we could perform my plays. The plays were not commissioned by anyone, I just decided we were doing plays, wrote them, got all the kids in my year to rehearse at play time. I suspect the school felt they *had* to let us perform or we'd riot.

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🍂hollyzone🍂 @hollyzone.co.uk · 21/09/2026

I truly believe that part of the reason Warrington isn't a city and is also not very well known outside the NW of England is that it's a rugby league town and doesn't have a league football team (both Warrington clubs are in the 7th tier).

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Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

As Nietzsche said: you stare into the abyss, you best not miss.

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🍂hollyzone🍂 @hollyzone.co.uk · 16/09/2026

I grew up in a very similar sort of area (rural Cheshire) and at first I assumed it was a village of similar size to my home village (~6,000) so when I saw there are ~350 ppl in this place... that's barely a place. Why is this national news? Why is a minister commenting?

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🍂hollyzone🍂 @hollyzone.co.uk · 14/09/2026

Came very close to wading in to correct someone who was Wrong On The Internet this morning, but I restrained myself cos 'How much coverage the NME gave LCD Soundsystem in 2007' may be a specialist subject of mine but it's ultimately not worth the beef. Probably.

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🍂hollyzone🍂 @hollyzone.co.uk · 11/09/2026

I really want to know how many of the people who said the Norman conquest was 'negative' have a Norman surname. Maybe history ain't so simple as "If you like being alive, you support the Harrying of the North"?

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🍂hollyzone🍂 @hollyzone.co.uk · 09/09/2026

If Chelsea Vs Millwall was a news story...

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🍂hollyzone🍂 @hollyzone.co.uk · 08/09/2026

I'm so sad Sargent missed the opportunity to collaborate with Florence and the Machine by just 80 years.

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🍂hollyzone🍂 @hollyzone.co.uk · 04/09/2026

HEY! I'm walking* here! *actually speaking an English idiolect which is mostly northwestern England English with a mess of Dublin English sprinkled on top, plus the weird precision of pronunciation that comes with autism sometimes.

A map of America showing a red patch over the area with New York and Boston that indicates these areas are closest to my answers to the survey. The blue patch of least likely places is over Oklahoma.

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🍂hollyzone🍂 @hollyzone.co.uk · 01/09/2026

Reminds me of the time I went to a talk a PhD candidate was giving about his research into the psychology of people who like conspiracy theories, and the entire Q&A was taken up by self proclaimed conspiracy theorists asking weird questions which proved his points.

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🍂hollyzone🍂 @hollyzone.co.uk · 31/08/2026

I remember it clearly cos those few seconds between hearing that Diana had died and hearing that it's was a car crash were spent thinking "I hope it wasn't the IRA, they're going to kill us all if it was", in case you want an insight into growing up as both anxious and Irish in the UK in the 90s.

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🍂hollyzone🍂 @hollyzone.co.uk · 30/08/2026

Sure Bruno got a hat trick, but you know he wouldn't have slept well tonight without just one assist. #manutd

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🍂hollyzone🍂 @hollyzone.co.uk · 23/08/2026

Anne Hathaway has been giving the lesbians what we want in a Cate Blanchett kind of way for years, and I think she deserves more recognition for that.

Anne Hathaway on the cover of Elle. She is wearing a silky lining black suit jacket and trousers, with only a bra underneath, and she has ear rings right up the side of her visible ear and she's wearing some rings on one finger but in a menacing way, and she's looking at the viewer in a way which reads as both seductive and threatening and there might be some text on this cover, I don't know, I can't see past her.

Anne Hathaway is on her knees in a blue c18th style jacket and brown jodpurs, knew high black boots and she has a sword. She's passionately delivering a line to a mixed race woman in a black and white dress with a red shawl. This is clearly a scene from Twelfth Night which is the most lesbotronic Shakespeare play and I need her to wave her sword at me.

Anne Hathaway is on another magazine cover, I think. She's wearing another black suit, this time with a white shirt, and she has her hand on her hip like I've been a very very bad girl and she's very disappointed with me and I need punishing.

Anne Hathaway is getting her face touched by Michaela Cole, in a scene from the film Mother Mary which has no heterosexual explanation. They are both wearing black and are surrounded by white sticks of light and you could cut the sexual tension with a rolling pin, my goodness.

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🍂hollyzone🍂 @hollyzone.co.uk · 23/08/2026

In the late 2000s I did standup and one of my routines was about how I went to a Catholic school where loads of kids had Polish family and to me Poles were totally normal, thus the then-current media panic could be summed up as "Protestants notice Poles, Panic Ensues".

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🍂hollyzone🍂 @hollyzone.co.uk · 13/08/2026

I know it's v unlikely to happen, but it would be the best thing to happen in club football this century for me if Man Utd's claim that they want to focus the women's team on giving youth a chance actually results in an exciting team of dashing youngsters doing well.

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🍂hollyzone🍂 @hollyzone.co.uk · 13/08/2026

Newton made a fortune running the Royal Mint and used it to fund the Royal Society, he WAS the funding body. Imagine thinking student politics would be hard to someone who got elected literal MP for the university by the students. What is this?

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Emily Brand @emilybrand.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I don't know much about Joachim Murat, but something tells me he was eager to be appreciated for the curve of his buttock

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 12/08/2026

Scousers 🤝People without eclipse glasses Not looking at the sun

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🍂hollyzone🍂 @hollyzone.co.uk · 12/08/2026

Well if we can't have the smoothest moon: Our Moon (classic, iconic, gently caressed by our finest moment) Triton (contrary, unusual, smashed up all of Neptune's other moons like a boss) Charon (half the size of its planet, fucks up Pluto's gravity as a result, has a ginger wig)

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🍂hollyzone🍂 @hollyzone.co.uk · 31/07/2026

When The Odyssey is the second best film you've seen this week. #lastfourwatched

Screenshot of my last four watched films on Letterboxd. They are The Odyssey (4.5 stars), Portrait of a Lady on Fire (5 stars), Girlfriends (3 stars), Evil Dead 2 (4 stars)

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🍂hollyzone🍂 @hollyzone.co.uk · 28/07/2026

One Wild and Precious Life 2 Wild 2 Precious Wild and Precious: Tokyo Drift Wild And Precious Wild 5

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Help settle an argument about why they carve crosses in the bottom of Brussels Sprouts. My mum says it’s so they cook more evenly, I say it’s because they’re undead and it’s the only way to stop them coming back and eating your brains. My brother claims it’s so they expand on impact for a kill shot

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

*gets $100 gift card* practical brain: I should buy more underwear, maybe a whisk nerd brain: books games movies lizard brain: $100 is a lot of nougat

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Julianna 💎 @batariangal.eurosky.social · 20/07/2026

We asked the party leaders for their reaction to Andy Burnham becoming Prime Mininster Andy Burnham: Hey, I like that guy, hope he does well Ed Davey, slowly rotating a Hog Roast: Burnham, get it? Burn Ham? Get it? YOU GET IT? Kemi Badenoch: My best friend was killed by a Sega Mega Drive

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CosmicRami 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @rami.spaceaustralia.com · 20/07/2026

The Australian Bureau of Statistics (ABS) put out a little infographic for International Moon Day. It compares the diameter of Australia to the diameter of the Moon. This always throws me because in my mind, the Moon is actually bigger!

Infographic showing drawings of Australia and the Moon side by side. Their respective diameters are annotated (4000 km vs 3400km). The population of Australia is stated as 28M people while it is 0 people o the Moon.

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Kat Gupta @mixosaurus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

lads I think I have a solution for England's defence. Good news, she's eligible for the over 18s squad!

A small tabby cat reclining on a table football table just in front of the red team's goalkeeper.

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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 17/07/2026

ass out flower ate this is how i like pollinate

a bee with its fuzzy little butt covered in pollen, hanging over a leaf all assed out, face not visible, just bee butt

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🍂hollyzone🍂 @hollyzone.co.uk · 17/07/2026

The boomer number is too high. Shags Georg, the epitome of the Swinging Sixties, was a groovy outlier and should not have been counted, maaaaaaaan. ☮️

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🍂hollyzone🍂 @hollyzone.co.uk · 14/07/2026

England have to win tmo cos then it'll be four years in a row where Spain-England has been the final (Women's World Cup 2023, Men's Euros 2024, Women's Euros 2025, ???).

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Dan Morison @darkmechanic.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Never seen a game where every cutaway to a player looks like they’ve being burdened with carrying the One Ring

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🍂hollyzone🍂 @hollyzone.co.uk · 06/07/2026

It's one of those days where you can really tell MapTap is American cos what do you mean I got closer with the three hardest ones than I did with two easiest ones just cos I have no idea where most minor US states/towns actually are.

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🍂hollyzone🍂 @hollyzone.co.uk · 06/07/2026

So glad we won the Beans Derby.

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🍂hollyzone🍂 @hollyzone.co.uk · 03/07/2026

I feel like a lot of people are about to look at the population lists and find out how surprisingly large Warrington is.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 03/07/2026

Close enough

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🍂hollyzone🍂 @hollyzone.co.uk · 01/07/2026

A mate who worked in the energy sector once said to me that one of the biggest potential issues with Brexit was it would hinder Britain's ability to get the most out of the single European renewal energy system which will inevitably arise (solar in the Med, wind and tidal up north).

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Gwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

safety first!

an illustration of a somewhat nervous looking alligator in hibiscus printed children's water wings

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🍂hollyzone🍂 @hollyzone.co.uk · 29/06/2026

My genuine 1960s mid-century dining table. We had a lot of luck that the antiques place were willing to deliver it themselves from the south coast!

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🍂hollyzone🍂 @hollyzone.co.uk · 26/06/2026

My current fave heatwave game is finding out about how everyone's boiling hot cats are only doing the bare minimum to cool down while simultaneously being furious about being hot. Here's a picture of my idiot who won't stop going in direct sunlight despite being black. She's so mad she's roasting.

A black cat with white toe tips lying on her side in a crescent moon of defeat at the hands of the sun. One sage green eye is open and looking directly at me, accusing me of turning up the thermostat on the world just to inconvenience her. She's lying on a green footstool with a purple fleece blanket under her, not the considerably cooler wooden floor underneath. She has one brain cell and it's been thoroughly cooked.

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Sometimes people ask me to share my skills, so here’s my guide to gatekeeping

It says “beth’s guide to gatekeeping” and it’s numbered 1-4 and all of them are blanked out

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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 23/06/2026

Garffeld

Three panel comic of an homage to the first Garfield strip, but Jon is a monk and Garfield is a medieval rendering of a cat. In the first panel, Jon says, “HWÆT, LAM JON ARBUCKLE. I AM A MONK, AND THIS MY CATTE, GARFFELD.” In the second panel, Garffeld is thinking, “ HWÆT, I AM GARFFELD. I AM A CATTE, AND THIS IS MY MONK, JON.” In the last panel, Jon says, “OUR ONLY THOUGHT IS TO GLORIFY GOD.” Garffeld thinks, “FEDE ME.”

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🍂hollyzone🍂 @hollyzone.co.uk · 22/06/2026

It's a heatwave so we have closed all our curtains and will not reopen them until the heat passes, so if you never hear from me again it's because I have tripped over our very black cat, who is now invisible.

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Spooky Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

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