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Harold James Preller. @padresjagoff. The hot new Padres themed Blue Sky that's sweeping #PadresBlueSky. Not the actual Padres uh blueskying dick jokes!

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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 5h
Wow can’t believe this new Gwynntelligence episode is completely free and ad-free! gwynntelligence.com/2026/10/01/g...
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Gwynntelligence Podcast – Episode 173 – Teabagged The Cubs
The “agenda” Harold James and Corey Stewart met up at the friendly confines of HJ Manor to discuss a variety of Padres related subjects!: A best case scenario Wild Card Series win Time to euthanize…
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Corey Stewart @coreyastewart.bsky.social · 13h
🚨🚨New Gwynntelligence! 🚨🚨 @hjpreller.bsky.social spent the morning at the luxurious HJ Manor and discussed the Cubs beat down, why Austin Hays has zero value and the upcoming NLDS. We’re on to Milwaukee! ☀️🌈 Ad-free and totally free!
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Gwynntelligence Podcast – Episode 173 – Teabagged The Cubs
Podcast Episode · Gwynntelligence Podcast · October 1 · 1 sec
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just came
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Josh Byrnes draftee 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lucky for Ryan Ludwick that he’s no longer the Padres worst deadline acquisition
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Corey Stewart @coreyastewart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@hjpreller.bsky.social and I got together at HJ Manor for mimosas and some playoff baseball talk. Some dooming and some blooming! And why games broadcasted from dodger stadium are pure torture. Totally free and ad-free!!
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Gwynntelligence Podcast – Episode 172 – Blooming
Podcast Episode · Gwynntelligence Podcast · September 23 · 1 sec
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey remember Jason Bartlett? More like Jason Fartlett amirite
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Corey Stewart @coreyastewart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
HAVE A WATER!! @hjpreller.bsky.social and I met up at HJ Manor to give the people some totally free and ad-free content for your off day before the Giants series. Sunshine! Rainbows! Apex bloomers?!? YES!
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Gwynntelligence Podcast – Episode 171 – Have A Water
Podcast Episode · Gwynntelligence Podcast · September 9 · 1 sec
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Mark Wilkens @markwilkens.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I really don’t care about anything from the new owners until they tell us what payroll will be
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Darren Smith @dsmithshow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ethan "Toss My" Salas WHOOOP ...
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
There is literally nothing I’ve ever cared about less than our rental pitcher with negative WAR since the trade not getting his 100th win
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
3 minutes of Tim Curry holding back laughter while filming scenes for Red Alert 3
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Corey Stewart @coreyastewart.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Beautiful North County people sitting down in beautiful North County to talk about Padres baseball. Free? Ad free? Shitting on the worst in San Diego media? FUCK, YEAH.
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Gwynntelligence Podcast – Episode 170 – Call Us Kwanza
Podcast Episode · Gwynntelligence Podcast · August 25 · 1 sec
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 24/08/2026
Great game by Erik Greupner today, 8-1 win!
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Corey Stewart @coreyastewart.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Spectacular work from Dennis.
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How the Padres defied small-market constraints and became a $3.9 billion behemoth
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
From the years of 2021-2026, despite only being active for TWO of those seasons (2021-2022), Eric Hosmer tied for second to last in all of MLB in 1B receiving outs above average. (-12) baseballsavant.mlb.com/leaderboard/...
MLB's list of receiving outs above averageEric Hosmer's -12 receiving outs above average
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Tucupita Paisano @planz33.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
one thing that the Mark Walter reporting has left out so far is the fact that every dodgers and lakers fan shares responsibility for his many crimes and deserves jail time
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Corey Stewart @coreyastewart.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hahahhaha Greup jumps on the Flagship to announce Fan Appreciation Month and it’s a $25 food credit for members and the chance to win some prizes. What? 2 weeks after announcing another ticket price increase? Get fucked.
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Corey Stewart @coreyastewart.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
So the official MLB ticket resale marketplace is SeatGeek. And here is the Padres official member of the MLB Fan Council partnering with TickPick (SeatGeek competitor) on his PadresBlogger account. Incredible work by the Padres marketing team to partner with this guy.
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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Meanwhile, the padres payroll: 2022: $214 million 2026: $214 million.
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 07/08/2026
Take it from Erik Greupner, people love paying more for less at America’s #1 Ballpark 😎
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Corey Stewart @coreyastewart.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I feel like having an editor that isn’t an unqualified moron would help with things like that.
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
BRING BACK PITCHING CHAOS (TM)
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My favorite part of Greupner’s annual price increase letter is when he talks about the new premium suites and group sales areas (that steal away formerly public spaces) to justify the increase like that is something 99.7% of fans deeply value and care about.
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Greupner: “We decided to take on an eensy weensy bit of extra payroll at the deadline this year instead of cynically crippling the team at the deadline by freezing payroll like last year.”
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Greupner: “We were going to raise prices AND cut member benefits but we were backed into a corner by mediocre play on the field and decided to only raise prices again and keep benefits the same. No new benefits though. You’ll take what we give you and you cucks will like it.”
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 05/08/2026
Reminds one of Martin Luther
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Corey Stewart @coreyastewart.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Finally we can euthanize griffin canning
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Have we heard anything from the Crane Train yet?
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Tucupita Paisano @planz33.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Watch the pitching staff command and control the strike zone as you go ballistic from the stands at Petco Park. Your Defense Contractor Theme Game package includes a limited-edition Robbie Raytheon themed bobblehead along with your ticket to watch the Padres take on the Arizona Diamondbacks.
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Corey Stewart @coreyastewart.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
“Let’s send it down to Mariluz!”
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Man Pours Bleach into Mug
ALT: Man Pours Bleach into Mug
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Love to see Don Tricker honing his craft for a wider audience
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Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
They literally went into Spring Training with two SPs and signed FOUR after pitchers and catchers reported. There's no lead-up, there's no plan. It's almost entirely retreads signed at the last minute. And the bullpen, the one bright spot that showed some planning, is burning out trying to hold on.
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Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Today has been the perfect rollercoaster of emotions that is the Wandy Peralta Experience. Any optimism you feel for him, even the idea of finally being rid of him, has a shelf life of about 24 hours.
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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Watching padres fans slowly come to the realization that Preller is dogshit
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 20/07/2026
Excited for everybody currently with the Padres to leave so we can finally hear the stories about this era from the local media
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Hey I found some of the worst strawman arguments on earth
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Excited for cucks to argue how AJ should be allowed to hire another manager
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Errock @errock.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
NEW GWYNNTELLIGENCE PODCAST! The pals discuss how now is the time to identify, label, & crucify all media collaborators w/ the failing Preller regime, how it probably doesn’t matter if they buy or sell, & how low can secondary market tickets go. Free and ad-free! gwynntelligence.com/2026/07/07/g...
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Gwynntelligence Podcast – Episode 168 – The Padres Collapsing Pyramid
The “agenda” Harold James and Corey Stewart met up at the friendly confines of HJ Manor to discuss a variety of Padres related subjects!: This team sucks! Buy or sell? Does it even matter? Ben Higg…
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Corey Stewart @coreyastewart.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
We’re back, baby! The team is a disaster, fire everyone and someone get me Kwanza’s cell so I can get her to Lips! @hjpreller.bsky.social and I sat down at HJ Manor over mimosas to discuss the mess that Arthur Jameson Preller has created.
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Gwynntelligence Podcast – Episode 168 – The Padres Collapsing Pyramid
Podcast Episode · Gwynntelligence Podcast · July 7 · 1 sec
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is how the season ticket holder pyramid collapses
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 03/07/2026
Where a win only takes you to the quarterfinal but a semi is still guaranteed
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Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Man, what is going on in NYC?
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I can’t believe JP Sears totally blows!!!! SHOCKED!!!
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Frank on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia:
I mean, you have to be a real low-life piece of shit to DO A PODCAST
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Darren Smith @dsmithshow.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Padres and more Padres. open.substack.com/pub/dsmithsh...
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40 Years On The Mic
Podcast | Eduardo Ortega Celebrates Four Decades Calling Padres Games
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Letters2AJ @letters2aj.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
New article: All The Small Things -ABS Challenge Strategy -A new Padres (and MLB) record -A new Metric: CRY letters2aj.substack.com/p/all-the-sm...
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All The Small Things
The ABS Challenge
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