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Petco Park z

@stfu.dad
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 5m
Matt Shaw hasn't seen a bullet like that si
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 20m
Great hit to Capital One by Manny
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 24m
Crow-Tom Servo >>>> Crow-Armstrong
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 47m
When did Craig Counsell and Mike Diamond become the same guy?
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 53m
The Capital One Bank Guy is first on the scaffold
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 59m
When you're the keynote speaker at the plastics convention
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 1h
Nico Hoerner and his town crier-ass name
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 1h
France went so hard to his right that they're calling that play the Le Pen
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 1h
Come on!
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 1h
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! They're not playing for another 7 minutes!
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 2h
Finished watching The Sopranos and, huh, Rosebud was the sled.
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 3h
Vill Wenable
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Michelle Frost @michellefrost.bsky.social · 3h
Welcome to Petco Park, @ClaytonKershaw!
Fan in Pride gear welcoming Clayton Kershaw’s to Petco ParkPride cap “safe” meme
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 4h
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! They don't play for another 3 hours!
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 12h
this is a rich text i think i've watched it 100 times already. this is the kinda shit we've been waiting for since 2021
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 9h
*Ultimate Warrior music*
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 9h
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! They don't play for another 8 and a half hours.
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 13h
It's a Java Joe morning dump
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 13h
Shouldn't you have to be good, and also a part of the things that spoiled the fans to begin with, to call them out?
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 13h
My 7 step plan for the Padres today: - same as yesterday (x7)
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 13h
*screen grab of a quote from a guy you've never heard of and, when you look them up, is a total nobody* Shit, I better make this my top priority
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 22h
They remain on pace to win it all
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 22h
Look at that cap! Sweaty Joe is back!
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 22h
DP, ballgame plz
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 22h
That was fun, now let's win
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 22h
Nico Hoerner is a Beastie Boys alias
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 22h
The PS on his glove oh no 😭
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 22h
*drops a kettlebell on my foot for Joe Musgrove*
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 22h
Oh hell yeah, Java Joe is up LFG
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 22h
That Cubs fan is miserable at America's #1 Ballpark 😎
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 22h
The two whitest people on the planet just got into an argument, and it happened at America's #1 Ballpark 😎
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 22h
The last time France swung to the left so quickly heads rolled at the Place de la Révolution
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 23h
As a true fan of the game, I enjoy pitching changes.
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
is there a reason none of you skeeted about how deeply weird craig counsell's challenge motion is
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 23h
I'm glad I never gave up on Tatis. I get it if you did, but I'm glad I didn't.
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 23h
FUCK YES THAT WAS AMAZING
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 23h
Do the Padres lead the league in calvary tattoos?
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 23h
Very wise to touch Clayton Kershaw in the postseason
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 23h
When I die, please don’t let Mario Lopez choose the photo they use
Mario Lopez & @mariolopezviva
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Heartbroken to hear about my old friend Dennis Haskins. He played the principal, but Dennis was the biggest kid on the SBTB set.
If you knew him, you loved him—and if there was karaoke, you knew Dennis was getting on that mic! I'm grateful for the laughs, the memories, and the friendship we shared all these years. Rest easy, my friend. You'll always be part of our Bayside family.
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 23h
Is that Dan Aykroyd from Nothing But Trouble umpiring at third?
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 23h
i believe we can safely say that the padres have shown em how it's done
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 30/09/2026
They could have somebody cool but they have Clayton Kershaw
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 30/09/2026
NEVER A DOUBT WITH XANDER BOGAERTS
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 30/09/2026
Michael King said that pitching that night was an "out of body experience"
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 30/09/2026
*shot of Erik Greupner trying to get Ray Parker Jr's phone number from Bill Murray*
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 30/09/2026
"PCA stole 40 bases for a reason" oh, what was the reason?
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 30/09/2026
At FanDuel, we keep fucking you even after we cum.
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 30/09/2026
I get why people are being nice, but I'm going to continue to bully Manny because it's working.
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 30/09/2026
MANNY FUCKING MACHADO
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 30/09/2026
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