Reposted by Tucupita PaisanoPetco Park z @stfu.dad · 21hThe difference between this year and last year? America's #1 Ballpark 😎 1285
Reposted by Tucupita PaisanoCorey Stewart @coreyastewart.bsky.social · 21hJed Hoyer’s face after Ian Happ struck out on a 102.5mph four-seamer from Mason Miller. 5577
Reposted by Tucupita Paisanojosh @purples.bsky.social · 21hmeet up at the escondido masonic center to celebrate mason millers save in an hour 1101
Tucupita Paisano @planz33.bsky.social · 30/09/2026let me screenshot my Golfer4JESUS sightings on Peacock @nbc.com 070
Tucupita Paisano @planz33.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I know money is tight but I hate the idea of a playoff roster. Don’t go to the playoffs if you can’t afford to invite everybody 1122
Tucupita Paisano @planz33.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Joe should do the honorable thing and pitch 6 ⅔ scoreless innings before handing it over to Padres bullpen 1111
Tucupita Paisano @planz33.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don’t get too hyped or terrified for the playoffs anymore I just look at you like this 080
Tucupita Paisano @planz33.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Manchester City’s 115th crime? Breaking my heart 😔🥀 030
Reposted by Tucupita PaisanoPetco Park z @stfu.dad · 23/09/2026Scoreboard? How about the parole board your owner's gonna be meeting with? 😎 091
Tucupita Paisano @planz33.bsky.social · 23/09/2026looked forward to the WNBA to expanding and returning to Portland for years but underestimated how much fun it would be. can’t wait to watch Iyana Martín in a Fire kit next summer 🌹🔥🐉 130
Tucupita Paisano @planz33.bsky.social · 22/09/2026nice try I know you’re reading this Sean. I know you’re on Bluesky with the rest of the Aztecs football community 231
Tucupita Paisano @planz33.bsky.social · 16/09/2026most sdsu football boosters should be arrested and held without bail but I like the team’s new logo 270
Tucupita Paisano @planz33.bsky.social · 14/09/2026wife interrupting my self-congratulatory pat on the back for being right on Ed Sheeran with a reminder that i was wrong on Macklemore 😒 090
Tucupita Paisano @planz33.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’m a very careful driver. I had to slam on the brakes tonight to spare a skunk trotting across the road. Less than a minute later, I hit the brakes again as I turned into my driveway. A woman dressed entirely in black darted into my path—skunk stripe in her hair. What could it mean? 080
Tucupita Paisano @planz33.bsky.social · 08/09/2026no need to credit my 2027 season ticket membership if we don’t make the postseason games I’ve paid in advance for @padres.com please just keep my money as a gift 🤎💛 020
Reposted by Tucupita PaisanoCorey Stewart @coreyastewart.bsky.social · 07/09/2026ANOTHER GREUPDAWG MASTERCLASS. 6256
Tucupita Paisano @planz33.bsky.social · 05/09/2026[ interrupting her Grey’s Anatomy rewatch every time he appears on screen ] 🫵🙂 “that’s Lucius Vorenus” 020
Tucupita Paisano @planz33.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Honestly will lose all respect for him if he kills trillions rather than doubling resources like Darvish would 030
Tucupita Paisano @planz33.bsky.social · 03/09/2026how im showing up to check-in at the Embassy Suites when the settlement cash for the YouTubeTV login you let me borrow hits @valiendopadres.bsky.social 180
Tucupita Paisano @planz33.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i hope the former twitter user w this profile picture, who once reminded a San Diego-based Los Angeles Clippers fan what their grandmother was doing behind Burlington Coat Factory the last time the Clippers played in San Diego, is having a good day and enjoying the loss of draft pick news 1120
Tucupita Paisano @planz33.bsky.social · 02/09/2026some people forget that the selfstyled progressive poster known as Molly Knight endorsed Ed Markey’s last primary challenger from the right. not me though, I remember it clear as day 170
Tucupita Paisano @planz33.bsky.social · 29/08/2026next person who yells at me for giving every book in the Redwall series 5⭐️ is going to be sorry 150
Reposted by Tucupita Paisanomensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026“Look, I’ve already played Kwanza’s song five times in a row. You want me to play it again?” 3348
Tucupita Paisano @planz33.bsky.social · 26/08/2026it would be hard for me to love my own child if they turned out like this 1110
Reposted by Tucupita PaisanoTucupita Paisano @planz33.bsky.social · 18/04/2026😎🚗 😡🚙🚓🚕🚙🚓 keep honking! I am watching Kwanza Jones: SUPERCHARGED (Official Video) on YouTube 1144
Tucupita Paisano @planz33.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I hope all 40,000 Friar Faithful in attendance 8-1 of the delicious San Diego treats available from local vendors like Pizza Port and Gaglione Bros today at America’s #1 Ballpark. ⚾️🌮🏄🙏 061
Tucupita Paisano @planz33.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Joe Tsai Nets-to-North County test case, clear as day 160
Tucupita Paisano @planz33.bsky.social · 19/08/2026one thing that the Mark Walter reporting has left out so far is the fact that every dodgers and lakers fan shares responsibility for his many crimes and deserves jail time 0214
Reposted by Tucupita PaisanoƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I think that’s probably overselling it by quite a wide margin, and while it wouldn’t be funny if it was sub prime 2, it would be so fucking funny if sub prime 2 was the dodgers fault 082
Reposted by Tucupita PaisanoƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I know that for legal reasons you're not suggesting Erik Greupner took money away from the Padres payroll to provide cap circumvention sponsorships to Steve Ballmer's Clippers. I'm not suggesting it either. But perhaps someone should? 041
Tucupita Paisano @planz33.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Telling my crew to tie me to the mast and fill their ears with beeswax as we sail by Mariluz dropping the broadcaster standard delivery for a sec 070
