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Chris

@sacbuntchris.bsky.social
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Drupal, Padres, Powerlifting, Pop Punk, Brotanks Would you rather have a lifetime of regret or an afternoon of mild disappointment?

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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 10h
Sawing the roof off my car tomorrow
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 13h
Stammen's eyelashes are going to get us through this
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 20h
Wild to see the Padres fanbase geeked about an extra roster spot. To be clear: we're correct to be.
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me liking every Padres celebration post on Bluesky and IG
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Cat Nut: Playful Cat on Keyboard
Alt: Cat Nut: Playful Cat on Keyboard
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This whole broadcast has been a Mud led Padres lovefest and I am here for it 💕
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Michael King giving credit to all his teammates in the post game interview. #sploosh
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ugghhhh Kershaw eloquently talking about vertical break why does he have to be likable
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
King you're an absolute dog
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sheesh King's stuff has tilt
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Remember Nick Castellanos? That feels like a billion years ago
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Frame by frame analysis of Ethan Salas record breaking (youngest catcher ever to do this) LFGSD moment. Salas, not old enough to drink, just hit a walk off hit during a playoff push as a rookie on a fun team full of stars. The vibes are high. He and Scan make eye contact.

Salas, not old enough to drink, just hit a walk off hit during a playoff push as a rookie on a fun team full of stars. The vibes are high. He and Scan make eye contact.
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
nl west wild card odds graph showing the padres pulling ahead
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ethan Salas makes history as the youngest catcher in Padres history to say "Lets Fucking Go San Diego"
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They going to give Salas a shirt? No. No. Tight.
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That changeup from Rodriquez is bussin
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yep, still weird seeing Bebo at second
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Probably going to be an article in Wired about wacky stuff in fed tech happening at work. These people are so dumb.
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This became a bro account so slowly I almost didn't notice
Me at the gym
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🌊
Me at Petco Park
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
9 year old girl watching the Padres
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Campy's 🏕️ 139 wRC+ is 2nd on the team after Ty France🇫🇷 among players with at least 100 PA. His 1.4 WAR is 6th on the team.
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Did I miss a memo about the French Dumper? 🇫🇷🥖
Ty France's big butt
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"There's too much analytics in baseball" as the Padres are swept by the first place Rays
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I watched the eclipse too, here's a yellow blob
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Missing the weekend
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
From the years of 2021-2026, despite only being active for TWO of those seasons (2021-2022), Eric Hosmer tied for second to last in all of MLB in 1B receiving outs above average. (-12) baseballsavant.mlb.com/leaderboard/...
MLB's list of receiving outs above averageEric Hosmer's -12 receiving outs above average
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
yOuR tEaM cAn dO iT tOo
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Even when Miller grooves a fastball it's still 102 and hard to get around on
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
More like Ty Freedom am I right? 👊🏼🇺🇸🔥
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Leg warmers
Chris at the gym wearing leg warmers
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Interesting that a 3rd place team with fewer wins than the Rays, Guardians, Brewers, and Dodgers thinks there's too much analytics in baseball.
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Does Stammen love hit and runs? Is that what's going on here?
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I don't know why but I got the feeling Song's running got into Andujar's head there.
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Really didn't look like the throw needed to be cutoff there
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Episode 33,371 of why errors are dumb
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Next day game all our pump covers are coming off
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Ohtani getting cocky, must have hit that trifecta
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Need to find a way to make like every inning be the 9th inning 💡
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Mud: This shirt would look great on your bedroom floor How he's really selling it
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Márquez gotta wear it now
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Top 5 most underrated Taylor songs 1. Last Great American Dynasty 2. Better than Revenge 3. Illicit Affairs 4. I think He Knows 5. The Story of Us
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Good morning only to people who wait for others to get off the elevator before barging in
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Need to ask Campy if he prefers Yosemite or Joshua Tree
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Mason Miller is literally the Padres' WAR leader. It's ok they traded a very good prospect for him.
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Projections systems still show Jake Cronenworth as a slightly above average hitter on the year, and he's a middle infielder. Don't be the kind of fan who gives up on a player with 6 years of consistent production after 100 plate appearances.
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Sam Dykstra @samdykstramilb.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Ethan Salas continues his heater as he hits his third homer of the season for Double-A San Antonio. The No. 2 Padres prospect was hitting .371/.450/.629 with two dingers and three doubles over his last 10 games entering today.
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Poshmark: Come to our store for affordable fashion! Me searching: "Extra roomy sweatpants"
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Just keep throwing sliders until they can hit one Mason
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Chris @sacbuntchris.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Can you guess what month Jason Adam was traded from the Rays to the Padres?
Month by month breakdown of Jason Adam's pitches in 2024
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